no but really.. look at zeev's photo!!


he's in the shrubery.. he looks like a vegetable! :b

STOP STEALING MY LINES!!

well now.. i would leave her room in disgust...
but if she were still "hot" id probably sleep with her.. just so i could say that i did... plus, pussy is pussy

i love hebrews!

no.. thats air pollution!!

only if its with you yas

damn right

pft... my brother saw the backstreet boys when they were nobodies at bourbon street north
then again at metropolis (he worked there sorta)
in the early 90s

yeah.. its alright...
theres 3 places near my school that have it..
but i dont need them.. i get free concordia wifi

wow

seriously.. one day google can just fuck us all

moron

nah

oh yes

nope

sure does...

sweet... do the parts regenerate bigger? or better?
cuz if they do.. i wanna be like that.. ill cut off my penis...
its so small.. and wimpy

thats what i do..
p.s. Youre SOOOOOO ugly
pshah

i know... ive been using for about a month...
i just never posted...
and we all know i have a souther oral fixation when it comes to google...
i have a non-sexual crush on them

did your tats fall off?

pft....... lies

hurray!! Jackie saves the day again
I love you

New">www.nytimes.com ] York Times

Google WiFi hints are on Web

COMPANY COY ON POSSIBLE FREE SERVICE

By Michael Bazeley

Mercury News

Speculation that Google wants to blanket the Earth with free WiFi ratcheted up Tuesday after Internet users discovered software on its Web site that allows access to a service called ``Google WiFi.''

The downloadable software creates a secure WiFi connection to select Google ``hotspots'' in the Bay Area.

Google representatives would not discuss the company's long-range plans regarding WiFi, or ``wireless fidelity'' technology for high-speed Internet access. But observers said offering WiFi access might fit in with Google's plans to find new ways to serve up ads and entice people to use its search-related services.

A Google spokesman said the Web pages [ ] [ wifi.google.com ] relate to an experiment begun this summer to offer free, secure WiFi to some Silicon Valley establishments.

Two WiFi hotspots were established in mid-summer near the company's Mountain View campus, one at Kapp's Pizza Bar and Grill and one at Airborne Gymnastics. A Google representative said the software discovered Tuesday has been available since the start of that experiment.

Google has also sponsored a year-old free WiFi hotspot in Union Square in San Francisco and another at the San Francisco Public Library, both in partnership with San Francisco start-up Feeva.

``We don't have other announcements of any other hotspots,'' said Google spokeswoman Sonya Boralv. ``At this point, we're testing these limited locations.''

Boralv did not know whether the WiFi-related Web pages on Google's site were new or not.

Outsiders have been speculating about Google's WiFi plans in earnest lately, especially after the publication of a Business 2.0 magazine story in August that suggested that Google wants to build a massive broadband network.

The story was based on Google's relationship with the Union Square hotspot and the fact that Google has been buying up massive amounts of unused fiber-optic cable, once used by telecommunications companies that collapsed.

Others believe that Google intends to use its network to deliver video content to its users.

Jupiter Research analyst Julie Ask said Google's involvement in WiFi would make sense. WiFi providers can determine the location of their users to within about 300 feet, offering many opportunities to customize the type of content users see based on their geography.

``The potential for local search and local advertising comes into play,'' Ask said.

Feeva, for example, sells software that lets businesses target ads and other online content based on geography.

The free WiFi software that Google has available on its Web site, called ``Secure Access,'' is intended to be used on Google hotspots, but it may work elsewhere. The Windows-only software connects to Google's virtual private network (VPN) server and encrypts information that travels to and from a user's laptop computer.

A Google engineer developed the service after recognizing that ``secure WiFi was virtually non-existent at most locations,'' the company Web site says.

Google is not the first to offer secure WiFi access. Companies such as JiWire and HotSpotVPN do the same.

The fact that WiFi traffic at Google hotspots moves across Google servers could raise privacy concerns. But the company said on its Web site that ``Google is careful not to store any of that information except as noted here.'' Exceptions include ``some information from your Web page requests.''

``We do this to understand how Google Secure Access is being used and to improve our services,'' Google's privacy policy states.

The company also ``does not log cookies and strips potentially sensitive query data from the end of requests to help better protect your privacy.''

In India, you may NOT kiss the bride
Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:47 AM ET15

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Israeli couple was fined 1,000 rupees after an Indian court found them guilty of obscenity for kissing during their marriage ceremony in a Hindu pilgrim town, newspapers reported Wednesday.

The couple had decided to have a traditional Hindu marriage while visiting Pushkar town earlier this month in the temple-studded desert state of Rajasthan, The Times of India reported.

But they infuriated the priest as they started to kiss and embrace while he was chanting vedic hymns.

The priest, along with other Hindu holy men, complained to police, who filed charges against the couple. The court in Pushkar gave its verdict Tuesday.

The Asian Age newspaper said Hindu priests were outraged.

"We will not tolerate any cultural pollution of this sort," Ladoo Ram Sharma, president of an organization of Hindu priests in Pushkar, was quoted as saying.

Pushkar has a famous temple dedicated to Brahma -- the Hindu god of creation -- and is popular with foreign tourists who come for its desert ambience, camel safaris and annual camel fair.

India has tough obscenity laws and kissing in public is frowned upon in the largely conservative country. Last October, local residents in the western state complained to authorities that a group of Israeli women had danced naked near Pushkar.


© Reuters 2005. All Rights Reserved.

Courtesy of Reuters

Yup... Right Here!!

It's prety plain... But that's what google is all about

"ABU!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!"



every time i see it!!

stupid... he shoulda used the candle to mourn his chances with the girl

damnit! and i just ran out

hurray!! love for me!!
now i am the popular one! *said in a Dr. Zoidberg voice*

mozilla 1.0.7 available here

did anyone else just shit their pants?

oh sure.. when i post this... you say its useless... but now YOU post it and its great?
screw you Ian... screw you... :(

[ www... ] what a cutie!

exacatly
nintendo has always known whats going on

and on that note...
Here are the lyrics to the song
"Making Plans for Nigel" by XTC

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs this helping hand
And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work
We're only making plans for Nigel
He has his future in a British steel
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed
And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work
Nigel is not outspoken
But he likes to speak
And loves to be spoken to
Nigel is happy in his work
We're only making plans for Nigel

Apple declares war on Nigels
Paedophiles can relax, though
By Andrew Orlowski in San Francisco
Published Monday 19th September 2005 16:59 GMT

First Apple came for the bloggers. Now they've come for ... the Nigels.

Although Apple allows punters to personalize iPods bought at its online store, it operates a bizarre discrimination policy, a Register reader has discovered.

If you want to engrave it with your name, you had better not be called Nigel. Or Nige. The text is rejected as "Inappropriate".



It's not the first example of bizarre censorship from Apple. The company's online music kiosk lumped Miles Davis in with gangsta rappers by preventing browsers from seeing the full title of his 70s classic Bitches Brew.

But there's good news if you're a pervert. You can proudly engrave your iPod with the words "Paedophile" or "Nonce" - positive discrimination, perhaps? - while "Mofo", "Bumwipe" and "Arse Candle" are also cheerfully accepted.

Sparing you the usual "Apple declined to comment", we turned instead to the excellent Unofficial Apple Weblog, where readers confirm that racist and sexual keywords are typically banned.

"Makes a lot of sense of you think about it," writes one fan, defending the policy. "If Apple allowed such words/profanity the value of their products will go down."

Quite so - but popular forenames, too? Is an iPod engraved with a "Nigel" really worth less? The Nigels of the world must unite and stand firm. Or before we know it, Apple will be coming after the Kevins. ®

(Thanks to reader Nigel Gamble for alerting us to this).

Courtesy of The Register

no you cant
atrix is right
you need a practically spherical lens
like a marble

you got me