Stupid Customers Quote!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» the_pink_popo replied on Wed Feb 16, 2011 @ 4:12pm |
 Coolness: 100535 | Originally Posted By DYNV
Eerie! Like we dropped a generation. i guess some guys just cant stand that a girl can know more about gear than them... schmuh |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Wed Feb 16, 2011 @ 4:18pm |
 Coolness: 166545 | Originally Posted By THE_PINK_POPO
i guess some guys just cant stand that a girl can know more about gear than them... schmuh "wait wait wait, you're a girl, you're selling electronic gear, and it ain't a vibrator? woah!" some people, can't cope with the reality of living in the future .. XD |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Wed Feb 16, 2011 @ 4:26pm |
 Coolness: 146325 | Originally Posted By MELODRASTIK
Au subway a mes 16 ans , ma première job: moi: Bonjour ! hi client cave: Salut ma belle, ca va etre un gros 12 pouces dans le brun !! Rire et délire... hahahahahhhhh :D |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL replied on Wed Feb 16, 2011 @ 9:08pm |
 Coolness: 558550 | Originally Posted By THE_PINK_POPO
i guess some guys just cant stand that a girl can know more about gear than them... schmuh Dicks. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Indeed00 replied on Thu Feb 17, 2011 @ 11:15am |
 Coolness: 49230 | Originally Posted By THE_PINK_POPO
at steves again: me: can i help you sir? client: *starts laughing* me: *looks right and left for coworkers being stupid* ... is there a problem sir client*laughing for 5 minutes* me: sir can i know whats funny client: ive never been served by a girl before me: well theres allways time for a change ..aint it? Yé pas ben lui |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Thu Feb 17, 2011 @ 1:12pm |
 Coolness: 131595 | well gear is pretty vague . he wanted a pro |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» the_pink_popo replied on Thu Feb 17, 2011 @ 1:42pm |
| Coolness: 100535 | Originally Posted By CUTTERHEAD
well gear is pretty vague . he wanted a pro thats what he got... he keeps coming to me now ^_^ |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast replied on Thu Feb 17, 2011 @ 1:46pm |
 Coolness: 91390 | Originally Posted By THE_PINK_POPO
thats what he got... he keeps coming to me now ^_^ Gotta hand you a hi5 on that one *hi5* |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» the_pink_popo replied on Thu Feb 17, 2011 @ 2:17pm |
| Coolness: 100535 | *hi5* ^_^
i looove my job ..lol |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH replied on Fri Feb 18, 2011 @ 12:32pm |
 Coolness: 226275 | I'm glad you're not in that rat smelling aquarium anymore,
That was a waste of perfectly good Pola. :) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» the_pink_popo replied on Fri Feb 18, 2011 @ 1:21pm |
| Coolness: 100535 | looll .. htanks~!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MelooDie replied on Fri Feb 18, 2011 @ 1:33pm |
 Coolness: 248425 | Ok un autre , quand je travaillais au Frites ALors! sur St-Laurent
Melo - BIen mangé? ( j'observe qu'il ne reste plus rien à engloutir dans l'assiette ) Vieux bonhomme Grincheux pas très propre: Non ca va pas Mlle! Melo- C'était pas a vôtre goût Mr? Vieux bonhomme Grincheux pas très propre: Cossé ca ct'osti de poutine la a marde! Je refuse de payer pour ca! Melo- Et Pourquoi donc Mr? je vois que vous l'avez tous mangé.. normalement faut se plaindre au début pas une fois la poutine finie.. Vieux bonhomme Grincheux pas très propre : Calissse cossé ca ces estis de frites la! Ils étaient même pas égales, y'avait des petits boutes pis des gros boutes. Melo- Mr , quand vous coupez une patate, c'est normal que les bouts ne soyent pas tous de la même grosseur! C'est une friterie artisanale ici! On utilise des vraies patates fraîches , c'est pas comme des frites *Mc Cain* . Donc ca va faire 6,90$ Si vous trouviez vraiment que la poutine était pas a vôtre goût, fallait pas la manger au complet. Vieux bonhomme Grincheux rendu pas content: Ben Ok! Mais je reviendrai pu jamais ici! Pis euhhh ( d,un air gêné ) j'ai juste un rouleau pour vous payez, euhhh, vous prenez les rouleaux hin?? sors ses rouleaux de 25cennes pis me paye en change Melo- Facepalm! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Sat Feb 19, 2011 @ 12:06am |
| Coolness: 166545 | ^ ha! con-artist failure ... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» sex.is.boring replied on Thu Feb 24, 2011 @ 2:16pm |
 Coolness: 78270 | i used to work in a department store, so a woman calls, and she asks for direction to go to the store. i ask her where she lives, and she tells me "it's a personnal information, i can't tell you where i live", so i precise and tell her that i don't want to know her exact address but which part of city, because it will change the directions, and she starts yelling at me saying that we don't respect people privacy
another good one : in clothing stores there's often adds on racks like "chemises 19,99$", so there were shirts and pants on the same rack, a guy comes to me and ask if the pants are 19,99 i'm like it's the shirts, so he starts arguing that the price adds are not right and blah blah blah, but dude i worked there for 3 years i know what the law says about that, so he gets mad and tells me "i don't speak french, how can i know that a chemise is a shirt and not a pant, you should give me a price adjustement"... HEY, we are in a french province, so we do our price adds according to bill 101, if you go in mexico for example will you complain and ask for price adjustements because adds are in spanish and you cannot understand this language ?... the same story happened to me a couple times and once there was a confusion between "pantalon" and "manteau", the woman got really man when i made her notice that "pantalon" and pants are very similar words, so she should normally be able to understand it even if she doesn't understand french very well Update » sex.is.boring wrote on Thu Feb 24, 2011 @ 2:27pm oh and two other good stories :
- i was shopping at ikea and as everybody knows there is a display section where you shop and then if you want to buy something you write the product code on a paper and you take it from the warehouse section, which is just next to the cashpoint. i had the time of my life when i saw a couple having a hard time trying to move a sectional couch from the display section to the cash - i worked at h&m for a couple years and during the week-end it gets mad busy, the store looks like vietman during the war and even worse, so at 3pm on a saturday a teenager was annoying me at the fitting room, she wanted some advices about which white basic tee-shirt suits her best when i had a crazy lineup and a HUGE pile of clothes to process back to the sales floor, but once when i went to a dep close to my house i saw this girl, and she was working there, so i started to ask her for advices about which cheap wine would go better with pastas and seafood, HA !! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» no.name replied on Thu Feb 24, 2011 @ 11:54pm |
 Coolness: 129190 | first story:
Lady who comes without an appointment: Hi, i just notice that my cat has lumps on his stomach, I THINK ITS CANCER I THINK ITS CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! elle capotait comme une idiote.. Then the lady shows me the lumps... me: Madame, c'est ses tetines, tous les chats ont des mamelles. The stupid lady: Ben la c'est impossible! c'est un male! me: Retournez a la maison madame, et regarder sous le chandail de votre mari et vous allez avoir votre reponse.... Second story Stupid guy: i think my dog became a female. I always tough it was a male for 10 years... Me: no sir, it has always been a female... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Feb 25, 2011 @ 12:20am |
 Coolness: 685590 | Originally Posted By AWIANE
Second story Stupid guy: i think my dog became a female. I always tough it was a male for 10 years... Me: no sir, it has always been a female... An old friend of my dad's had a dog, Virgule, that was sick.. wouldn't eat, was very unhealthy, shitting/pissing weird, etc.. Took him to the vet and they xrayed him, and there was what looked like a cancer or tumour or something inside of him.. so they operated on him and removed a uterus that had only recently "died" and started rotting inside him.. So, it does happen, in a way :P |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AliceInAcidLand replied on Fri Feb 25, 2011 @ 12:31am |
 Coolness: 180090 | woah. fucking weird |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» no.name replied on Fri Feb 25, 2011 @ 1:47am |
| Coolness: 129190 | Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
An old friend of my dad's had a dog, Virgule, that was sick.. wouldn't eat, was very unhealthy, shitting/pissing weird, etc.. Took him to the vet and they xrayed him, and there was what looked like a cancer or tumour or something inside of him.. so they operated on him and removed a uterus that had only recently "died" and started rotting inside him.. So, it does happen, in a way :P that sounds impossible, the only thing that could be possible would be that the dog was a female and they didnt know, and got pregnant somehow, but babies inside died somehow, so yeah it starts rotting inside after a while.....same for humains i guess. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Feb 25, 2011 @ 1:51am |
| Coolness: 685590 | It was a male dog, just had a uterus inside.. was really weird lol, but yeah that was a long time ago! That dog was great, too.. Dumb as a fucking rock but so much fun! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire replied on Fri Feb 25, 2011 @ 1:51am |
 Coolness: 66700 | ew haha |
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