Stupid Customers Quote!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast replied on Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 3:19pm |
 Coolness: 91390 | -Hi. Do you work here?
-No I like to put on a name tag and pretend I do. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 3:28pm |
 Coolness: 115535 | - est-ce que vous avez des toilettes?
- nop mais on a un chaudron de soupe, quest-ce que vous allez prendre en entrée? DLA SOUPE OU DLA SOUPE? |
| I'm feeling so in love with the wrong one right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 3:35pm |
 Coolness: 159120 | Actual quote from of my friends at work :
- " I'd like you to credit that 2000$ overage immediately ! " - " Yeah and I'd like 3 dirty martinis and 1 million dollars on my desk right now but just like you request, it's not realistically possible. " |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rawali replied on Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 5:40pm |
 Coolness: 140685 | I really wish I'd have seen that strip before spending 15K$ at Salette... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 8:46pm |
 Coolness: 131595 | the customer's always right |
| I'm feeling "god is(i)n`the tv" right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast replied on Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 9:02pm |
| Coolness: 91390 | Originally Posted By CUTTERHEAD
the customer's always right even when he plugs an electric guitar straight in the wall's power outlet. |
| I'm feeling sushi with plutonium right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» the_pink_popo replied on Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 9:30pm |
 Coolness: 100535 | Originally Posted By CUTTERHEAD
the customer's always right Originally Posted By sourultrafast
even when he plugs an electric guitar straight in the wall's power outlet. and even if he trys to plug a passive speaker to the wall? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 9:35pm |
| Coolness: 131595 | even if you tell them to go away |
| I'm feeling "god is(i)n`the tv" right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» the_pink_popo replied on Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 9:43pm |
| Coolness: 100535 | Originally Posted By CUTTERHEAD
even if you tell them to go away i only tell them to go away when they smell like crap and have 1000 plastic bags with them... no use for bums around my equipment..lol |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast replied on Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 10:13pm |
| Coolness: 91390 | Originally Posted By THE_PINK_POPO
and even if he trys to plug a passive speaker to the wall? yup. even when some half-assed Hochelaga producer tells me he does pure analog recording ON HIS COMPUTER and buying a proper interface is stupid since he only records analog on his cracked version of Sonar 3 |
| I'm feeling sushi with plutonium right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Termina replied on Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 10:40pm |
 Coolness: 86090 | Originally Posted By SOURULTRAFAST
yup. even when some half-assed Hochelaga producer tells me he does pure analog recording ON HIS COMPUTER and buying a proper interface is stupid since he only records analog on his cracked version of Sonar 3 SO FUCKING ANALOG. FUCK, FUCKITY FUCK. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly replied on Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 10:42pm |
 Coolness: 158735 | - " where are your male African plastic legs please? "
during the 4 days i worked in a sex shop. quit and found a oh so better(!) night shift cashier job at 4 freres on the main, source of many other great quotes... how i miss 1998! |
| I'm feeling hitched right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nodeletesucks replied on Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 10:48pm |
 Coolness: 56020 | Back when I was working in a couche-tard in qc city, I remember ONE specific night : last time Celine played on the plains. Something like 1 in the morning or just when we saw a huge wave of babyboomers walking in the streets, leaving no place for cars. It was idiotland.
2 customers in a row : Man : *pant pant pant pant pant pant* Me : Are you alright? Man : *pant* yeah oof, I'm okay *pant pant* My lungs are hurting me. Me : ... d'you want me to call an ambulance? Man : Nah, I'm just gonna take a pack of smokes (irony anyone?) Next customer : Woman (50ish y/o) : The beer fridge are locked! Me : Yup! That's because it's 1 in the morning and the law want us to close it at 11pm. Woman : I want to buy beer! Me : I'm sorry, no alcohol after 11. Woman : ... can I buy wine? Me : No!!!!! Then she shouted at me that she's gonna call my boss about it the next day. Which she did. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon replied on Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 11:13pm |
 Coolness: 175440 | me: scuse me sir I can't sell you alcohol before 8 oclock
man: That's not alcohol! It'S milk!!! me: And what do you think that 2% on the bottle is? man: What the fuck?! :p me: lol |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KounteSs replied on Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 11:52pm |
 Coolness: 39415 | Originally Posted By RAKOON
me: scuse me sir I can't sell you alcohol before 8 oclock man: That's not alcohol! It'S milk!!! me: And what do you think that 2% on the bottle is? man: What the fuck?! :p me: lol BAHAHAHAHA XD rofl |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Indeed00 replied on Wed Feb 16, 2011 @ 2:33pm |
| Coolness: 49230 | Je travaillais dans une crèmerie.
(Donne le change au Client) Client: Qu'est-ce que tu mange pour être belle demême? Moi: Certainement pas de la crème glacée! Bonsoir! (Donne le sorbet à la madame) Madame: Wouach! Yé passé date votre sorbet! Moi: Impossible madame, c'est congelé et sans produits laitiers! (Donne un sorbet à un monsieur) Monsieur: Ah! Finalement je veux l'autre saveur, je peux changer? Moi: Vous avez goûté? Monsieur: Non non! Reprenez-la! (En me tendant le sorbet avec une belle trace de langue de bord en bord de la boule) Moi: ...Gardez-la Et ça continue... |
| I'm feeling womenized right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MelooDie replied on Wed Feb 16, 2011 @ 3:09pm |
 Coolness: 248425 | Au subway a mes 16 ans , ma première job:
moi: Bonjour ! hi client cave: Salut ma belle, ca va etre un gros 12 pouces dans le brun !! Rire et délire... |
| I'm feeling limouzine magazine right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» the_pink_popo replied on Wed Feb 16, 2011 @ 3:16pm |
| Coolness: 100535 | at steves again:
me: can i help you sir? client: *starts laughing* me: *looks right and left for coworkers being stupid* ... is there a problem sir client*laughing for 5 minutes* me: sir can i know whats funny client: ive never been served by a girl before me: well theres allways time for a change ..aint it? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DynV replied on Wed Feb 16, 2011 @ 3:47pm |
 Coolness: 108805 | Originally Posted By THE_PINK_POPO
at steves again: me: can i help you sir? client: *starts laughing* me: *looks right and left for coworkers being stupid* ... is there a problem sir client*laughing for 5 minutes* me: sir can i know whats funny client: ive never been served by a girl before me: well theres allways time for a change ..aint it? Eerie! Like we dropped a generation. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Indeed00 replied on Wed Feb 16, 2011 @ 4:06pm |
| Coolness: 49230 | Originally Posted By MELODRASTIK
Au subway a mes 16 ans , ma première job: moi: Bonjour ! hi client cave: Salut ma belle, ca va etre un gros 12 pouces dans le brun !! Rire et délire... LOOOOOOL! OMG Melo, tu viens de faire ma soirée!!!! |
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