The Farts Thread
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shindy replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 3:34pm |
 Coolness: 171870 | hahahaha Daf, tu devrais remplacer la vieille dégeux qui fait sex et confidence :D
moi je l'écouterais si c'était toi :p |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Tamala replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 3:42pm |
 Coolness: 165670 | <3 Daf!!
cutterhead, when you have a pussy, go see a doctor if your queef smell |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 3:59pm |
 Coolness: 265985 | Originally Posted By TAMALA
cutterhead, when you have a pussy, go see a doctor if your queef smell genre tse.. j'commencais a m'poser des questions, j'etais comme : "ben criss me semble c'est tellement pas supposer sentir de quoi.." |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:00pm |
 Coolness: 185385 | Originally Posted By SHINDY
hahahaha Daf, tu devrais remplacer la vieille dégeux qui fait sex et confidence :D tu dis juste ça parce que je suis vieille et dégueu :( haha ;) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shindy replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:02pm |
| Coolness: 171870 | Non au contraire, toi t'es jeune et sexy!
sa remonterais les côtes d'écoute! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:06pm |
| Coolness: 185385 | à pars si j'suis sur la E pis j'arrête pas de courir partout pour cacher mes pètes :P
pour revenir au pète ma soeur c'est la pire tsé le belle pitoune super sexy et cochonne, cheveux noir, yeux bleu, gros seins, fesses musler. Ben ça c'est elle, criss qu'est belle mais esti qu'à pète! la pire au monde si tu magasines avec elle, c'est jurer qu'a te pogne par le bras pis qu'a te dis l'oreil :"vite faut changer de ranger" parce qu'a vienne d'en lâcher un tabarnack hahahaha sérieux est juste trop drôle, pas d'allure elle pis son Ex arrêtais pas de faire des compétitions de pètes, et elle m'a avouer par la suite que c'est ça qui a brisé leur libido haha faite attention :P Update » Daf wrote on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:08pm et j'pense que cutterhead mélange pète de noune et sperme
d'où le "ça manque d'expérience" :P |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:32pm |
| Coolness: 265985 | What about sharts? Anyone got interesting stories/ |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:34pm |
| Coolness: 185385 | are you saying mine wasn't interesting?
ça me fais de la peine |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:35pm |
| Coolness: 265985 | Haha, no it's just you seem to be the only one willing to share normal fart stories, I figured sharts would get people more excited. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:37pm |
| Coolness: 185385 | haha fiou
and now i feel wierd to be the only one talking about farts *sort de la conversation* |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Tamala replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:40pm |
| Coolness: 165670 | I'm a princess I don't fart  |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shindy replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:41pm |
| Coolness: 171870 | Perso, le pire pour la libido c'est les pets de dessoue de couverte le soir... surtout apres un gros repas!!!
t'essaye de tasser la couverte pour qui sorte mais la vue l'air bouge, le conjoint la toute dans le nez!!! Quel horreur! (tu peux revenir Daf ;) ) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:42pm |
| Coolness: 265985 | Originally Posted By SHINDY
Perso, le pire pour la libido c'est les pets de dessoue de couverte le soir... surtout apres un gros repas!!! t'essaye de tasser la couverte pour qui sorte mais la vue l'air bouge, le conjoint la toute dans le nez!!! Quel horreur! (tu peux revenir Daf ;) ) That's actually called a Dutch Oven |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:42pm |
| Coolness: 185385 | hahaha
j't'en train de me demander si c'est une bonne idée :P |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shindy replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 4:44pm |
| Coolness: 171870 | Originally Posted By DRGONZO
That's actually called a Dutch Oven Hahahaha! wow Je savais pas sa avait un nom, c'est encore ben plus drole! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 5:31pm |
 Coolness: 131625 | Originally Posted By DRGONZO
genre tse.. j'commencais a m'poser des questions, j'etais comme : "ben criss me semble c'est tellement pas supposer sentir de quoi.." haha , thou there wasnt much . thoses reaction made my day. anything about pussy odours will make people rush on guard. ill keep the rest of my grotesque humour to myself, is supposed to be funny ha-ha farts, not the running away hands in the air farts. :D haha again thats amazing... dont talk bad about pussy odours, its like pouring vinegar in a sweets receipe. but really i doupt the worse case senario of a qweef had time to shower. of in some worser case is at a remote location, in the woods and basic hygene, will be anything like the usual lucious. Update » cutterhead wrote on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 6:01pm something weid about qweef that blows my mind :
i never heard a male sexual apparatus farting, am not planning too either.. but seriously WTF? haha whatever... ill keep flying with the other kites |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 6:15pm |
 Coolness: 175470 | La farts des droit de l'homme :p |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Tamala replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 6:25pm |
| Coolness: 165670 | Originally Posted By CUTTERHEAD
haha , thou there wasnt much . thoses reaction made my day. anything about pussy odours will make people rush on guard. ill keep the rest of my grotesque humour to myself, is supposed to be funny ha-ha farts, not the running away hands in the air farts. :D haha again thats amazing... dont talk bad about pussy odours, its like pouring vinegar in a sweets receipe. but really i doupt the worse case senario of a qweef had time to shower. of in some worser case is at a remote location, in the woods and basic hygene, will be anything like the usual lucious. If you put your face directly in a pussy while it kweefs, especially if she has bad female odors, yes of course you might smell something bad. But a kweef that smells bad, as much as a fart, THIS is what we are saying does not happen. This has nothing to do with us being insulted. Do you at least know what are farts? The reason why farts smell bad is because of the gas coming out of anyone's ass, vagina's do NOT produce that type of gaz. Hence, it cannot smell that bad. It is only air. Like someone with bad breath, you have to be pretty near to smell it, not like a fart which stays there for a while and even "travels". So my advise is: have sex with a girl that showers, does not have a smelly pussy, and do not put your face between her legs while she kweefs. What the hell man, did I really have to explain all this to a grown man who I GUESS has had sex with a few girls before, enough that he should know this? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 7:41pm |
 Coolness: 685620 | maybe it's just me, but wouldn't a queef smell like, well, pussy? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 9:11pm |
| Coolness: 131625 | Originally Posted By TAMALA
If you put your face directly in a pussy while it kweefs, especially if she has bad female odors, yes of course you might smell something bad. But a kweef that smells bad, as much as a fart, THIS is what we are saying does not happen. This has nothing to do with us being insulted. Do you at least know what are farts? The reason why farts smell bad is because of the gas coming out of anyone's ass, vagina's do NOT produce that type of gaz. Hence, it cannot smell that bad. It is only air. Like someone with bad breath, you have to be pretty near to smell it, not like a fart which stays there for a while and even "travels". So my advise is: have sex with a girl that showers, does not have a smelly pussy, and do not put your face between her legs while she kweefs. What the hell man, did I really have to explain all this to a grown man who I GUESS has had sex with a few girls before, enough that he should know this? wow thanks for enlighting me that there is more than hobo sex out there. Update » cutterhead wrote on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 9:17pm 4.Vagisil Feminine Powder
absorbs wetness and eliminates odor and bacteria in the vaginal area. Key Feature: * Contain baking soda to neutralise odors plus helps to eliminate odor-causing bacteria. * Exclusive chafe-protection formula creates an invisible barrier to protect skin from irritation and chafing. * Effective enough to absorb the wetness and odor caused by yeast infection. * 100% talc free formula with light, fresh scent is safe and gentle for external vaginal use or all over body. * Suitable for use on whole body for the family and on baby’s bottom * Made in USA and available in a 198g bottle. truth cant be blinded from me |
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