The Farts Thread
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Mon Dec 15, 2008 @ 9:50pm |
 Coolness: 145225 | tell me about your farts,
what do you eat to make the worst/most farts? for lunch i had curry and now i am farting up a storm, really bad smelling too, like something is on fire and they sort of linger and hang in the air... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Dec 15, 2008 @ 10:13pm |
 Coolness: 685615 | man, I fart aaaaaaall the time, no matter what I eat.
The worst, I find, is pasta. I swear, man, when I eat pasta, I could kill someone wearing a gas mask. I actually need a new computer chair because of the amount of farting I've done over the past 2 years. It's just absorbed this reek, and fabreeze does nothing anymore. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Corrupter replied on Mon Dec 15, 2008 @ 10:21pm |
 Coolness: 117670 | mangez une soupe aux pois et par après mangez une canne de fèves aux lards en ajoutant du sirop d'érable dedans .... j'vous garrantie que vous allez péter puant ;) ..... cé terrible l'effet que ça peut donner aux intestins |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Mon Dec 15, 2008 @ 11:08pm |
| Coolness: 145225 | Originally Posted By CORRUPTER
mangez une soupe aux pois for sure, also onion soup, at least for me, gives me these awful 'burning' farts that stink to high heaven |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 12:05pm |
 Coolness: 265980 | girls don't fart. |
| I'm feeling gimme crackpipe right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 12:12pm |
 Coolness: 185380 | si seulement
dès que je commence à boire, ou que je suis sur la E, j'arrête pas de courir pour cacher mes pètes! huh :X |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shindy replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 1:13pm |
 Coolness: 171865 | I only have brain farts |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 1:40pm |
| Coolness: 265980 | Girls queef. |
| I'm feeling gimme crackpipe right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 1:41pm |
| Coolness: 685615 | they can blow bubbles, too! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 4:51pm |
 Coolness: 175465 | Can we visit a fartologist? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 5:28pm |
 Coolness: 150485 | Originally Posted By DAF
...ou que je suis sur la E, j'arrête pas de courir pour cacher mes pètes! huh :X Tellement! Fucking E-sharts... Watch out! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Corrupter replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 5:35pm |
| Coolness: 117670 | Originally Posted By DRGONZO
girls don't fart. that's false !!!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Count_Bandit replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 6:56pm |
 Coolness: 49185 | I dont fart: I SHART (shit + fart) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Corrupter replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 6:57pm |
| Coolness: 117670 | lollllz |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 7:15pm |
 Coolness: 131620 | Originally Posted By DRGONZO
Girls queef. anything that smells like morning cornflakes or grill cheeze really *bucket hurl* |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 7:21pm |
 Coolness: 208805 | Originally Posted By DRGONZO
Girls queef. Silent but violent is always the answer. Then u blame it on someone else. =P |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 7:38pm |
| Coolness: 265980 | Originally Posted By CUTTERHEAD
anything that smells like morning cornflakes or grill cheeze really *bucket hurl* i don't get it. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 2:58pm |
| Coolness: 131620 | i think im saying anything qweefs smells like that.
but thats a third person point of view. plus is pretty relative to what the person eats will definitely define the odour of qweefs. i bet that anything milk product, or meat will shift it from "lucious" to "im filling the toilet with my last meals and its about to overflow" it would be a good thing to draw a list of stuff that shift a person smell depending on aural injection. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 3:30pm |
| Coolness: 185380 | voyons, j'pense qu'y'a du monde qui manque d'expérience dans place
un pète de noune sans sens fuck all, peut importe ce que tu manges c'est juste parce qu'y'a trop d'air donc ça sors et pourquoi y'a trop d'air? ma te laisser y penser pis si un moment donné tu manges une pitoune pis a te lâche un pète de noune qui sens autre chose que la noune, si j'étais toi, j'arrêterais de manger |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Dr_Jwa replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 3:30pm |
 Coolness: 67005 | Hahahahahahhaahahha!!! |
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