Things Not To Say To Your Girlfriend
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| What do you mean you don't like anal sex? |
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| I'm feeling pression right now.. |
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| when i said fat, i meant P-H-A-T, now shut up |
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| I'm feeling twisted and evil right now.. |
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| I don`t love you... I just stay with you for the sex. |
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| I'm feeling re-wired right now.. |
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| But what if they ask you to be honest?? What do you tell them then?! |
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| I'm feeling bleh right now.. |
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| Hmmm.. my mommy told me if you don`t got nothin` nice to say... ;p |
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| I'm feeling re-wired right now.. |
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| what! tell me! |
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| I'm feeling pression right now.. |
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| your apartment reminds me of jail |
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| I'm feeling bubbly right now.. |
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| I can't believe you're not butter. |
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| I'm feeling wild right now.. |
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| I only fall in love with girls that will have threesomes with me |
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| I'm feeling bubbly right now.. |
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| *after ejaculating on her back, stick a $20 bill on it and say: *
That was great, now call yourself a cab, I got business to do tomorrow. You know, guy stuff.
*And when she gives you that angry look*
I already gave you the money, do I have to dial for you as well ? |
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| I'm feeling crazy right now.. |
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| oooooooohhhhhh - I think we have a winner
wow
I hope you have never said that to a girlfriend
You would loose your balls for sure |
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| I'm feeling bubbly right now.. |
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| ....*and then when she starts crying*
Well Jesus Christ woman, you weren`t actually expecting to stay the night, were you? You know I`m a busy man. You`d just get in my way. |
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| I'm feeling zoobified right now.. |
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| ...."by the way, tell your sister she still owes me that blowjob" |
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| I'm feeling like overdosing right now.. |
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| Never found someone I hate enough to say that ... not that I would fuck with such a person in the first place anyway ... but I know how to be bad sometimes !
... *and has she cross the door*
Ho, and don't even bother coming next time if you forget my beer again ! |
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| I'm feeling crazy right now.. |
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| no comment
omg |
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| I'm feeling replaced.......... right now.. |
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| Head ache!? Do you want a REAL head ache? |
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| I'm feeling excited right now.. |
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| I'm sorry.. I had to drug you, honey. It was the only way I could get you to put out. |
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| I'm feeling lesbolishis right now.. |
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| ha ha ha |
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| I'm feeling in love right now.. |
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| What do you mean 'untie you'? |
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| I'm feeling excited right now.. |
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| well if you wouldn't have gotten that black eye if you had just sucked it right
don't make me tell you again! |
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| I'm feeling in love right now.. |
Things Not To Say To Your Girlfriend
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