Things Not To Say To Your Girlfriend
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| Did I say you could speak? |
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| I'm feeling excited right now.. |
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| Mouhahaha ... you are as bad as me ! Let me try to to do worst ...
nah ... can't think of anything right now .. but I will ! |
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| I'm feeling calm right now.. |
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| :P |
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| I'm feeling excited right now.. |
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| Did i say you could like it? |
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| I'm feeling angelkoreish x 10000 right now.. |
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| let me wash up before you suck it... unless you like the taste of your sister. |
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| Daaaaaaaaaaamn,
" The jeans don't make you look fat,
it's your DNA,
blame your parents fatty... the jeans look great on the hanger though" |
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Coolness: 509760
| Sure I cheated, but I won! Isn't that what counts? |
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| I'm feeling excited right now.. |
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| ..Cheaters never perspire.
" Saw your dad at a rub and tug this afternoon, bumped into him on my way out" |
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| hahahahahahahaha |
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| I'm feeling agent provocateur right now.. |
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| Back in the day I knew this girl... her boyfriend was always getting tossed in juvie for stealing cars and random stupid things. She broke up with him after he did a three-week stint and said "I don't really think it's cheating, but I figure you should know. I took it in the ass for a pack of menthols."
That pretty much ended things between them. |
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Coolness: 509760
| "I don't care how you feel." |
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| I'm feeling excited right now.. |
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Coolness: 87090
| You know what woman ? I figured out that instead of working all day long, you could the the streets a couple days a week. You know, people pay cheap whores a good price. I would have all the time I want to watch TV this way. You could even pay us both heroin, I guess you'll get a lot of contacts there !
*girlfrind choked and voiceless*
Now, common, your job, woman, is to make your man happy so friggin put that mini skirt on, and get working while I have this beer ! And don't dare to come home before you make enough money to pay next rent, or you'll get beat up so bad your momy won't recognise you.
*while she rush out angrily*
Noooow, good girl ! Bring back some booze on your way back ! |
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| I'm feeling calm right now.. |
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 Coolness: 208980
| You're joking right... no way babe, you can't have a career. As the woman, it's your job to stay home, clean the house, do the dishes, take care of the kids and have supper ready when I get home. Don't you know your place, bitch? |
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| I'm feeling lesbolishis right now.. |
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 Coolness: 39645
| "As a woman you're geneticaly more prone to feeling nurturing." |
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| I'm feeling procrastinative right now.. |
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Coolness: 509760
| but... that's true!!
"Have you ever considered bulimia?" |
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| I'm feeling wicked cool right now.. |
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Coolness: 39645
| IT ISNT TRUE GOD FUCKING DAMNIT GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT |
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| I'm feeling procrastinative right now.. |
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| So you're telling mothers don't have maternal instincts. :| |
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| I'm feeling wicked cool right now.. |
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| is your friend single? |
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| I'm feeling stoned goodness right now.. |
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| I wander what your sister would look like naked,
better yet, naked with me..... |
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| I'm feeling in love right now.. |
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| If God hadn't intended for you to be my slave, then why would he have made woman the weaker sex? |
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| I'm feeling toxicated right now.. |
Things Not To Say To Your Girlfriend
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