Your Childhood Theories
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| if you have sex standing up you can't get pregnent |
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| hahaha i love this thread... i share so many of these !
the one about "making money" is awesome :) |
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| that blankets are adequate protection against monsters that lived under your bed and in your closet. |
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| oh and being sucked in the escalators fif my shoelace or pant leg got caught in it and getting sucked in sewers
i had this this thing with being sucked down into something |
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| when i was really little i somehow came to the conclusion that women just WILLED to initiate kids. thats what i get for living in a family of doctors in pre-perestroika Russia as a toddler and knowing the whole friggin birth process, structure of the womb (I raided colorful doctor magasines) etc, but nothing about sex! I had to rationalize how babies start to happen..hahaha..
Imagine my shock at age 6 when I started elementary. :lol
Fuckin hilarious shit in retrospect :D |
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| I used to be afraid of the washer, thinking it would come alive and suck me in. I used to be afraid of the toilet as well thinking the same thing. |
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| haha, I used to be afraid of something comming out of the toilet and pulling me in. My mom says it's cause of a childrens book she read to me where a little boy manages to get flushed down the toilet. Maybe you read the same one! |
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| I also had an irrational fear of the toilet, but I actually fell in once, and I think that's why.
I also couldn't have my feet sticking out over the edge of the bed without blankets because something could grab them. |
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| Yeah that always really scared me, having me feet stick out form under the blanket because something under my bead could grab them, also getting up from my bead to go to the bathroom cause thats when "something" from under your bed could grab you! |
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| i used to think bands like poison, whitesnake, and europe were cool |
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| hahaha
i still worship europe and david lee roth !! :) |
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| When I was a kid I used to pray to God to kill people peopel I didn't like...
Thank you catholic upbringing! |
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| that my mom and my teacher were the same person in disguise. |
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| i used to never believe any tv shows or movies when i was a kid because i found it incredibly unrealistic that these people would go on for days and not even stop once to go to the washroom...
i also thought that the kids on commercials were the first kids to go out and buy the entire toy collection ... kinda like the first kid to buy the whole collection were asked to show the rest of the kids that they were lucky enough to have everything.... and to be cool like them and maybe get on tv you had to be ahead of the game and buy everything and then you would be picked....
yeah i watched a lot of tv when i was little |
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| That the blue dot on my parent's abstract painting in the basement was Michael Jackson's house. |
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| Sharon.. .. .. ... WHAT?? |
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| That the color if nothing and that my sister would get runed ower by a plowig truck was white and that rave were a party just aboute drugt XD LOL! lol cant even spell XD :lol |
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| quand j'étais petite jécrivais des lettres aux fourmis :)
Elles étaient très petites :)
Love |
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| Originally posted by ME...
i also thought that the kids on commercials were the first kids to go out and buy the entire toy collection ... kinda like the first kid to buy the whole collection were asked to show the rest of the kids that they were lucky enough to have everything.... and to be cool like them and maybe get on tv you had to be ahead of the game and buy everything and then you would be picked....
yeah i watched a lot of tv when i was little
Bahaha! |
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| Originally posted by DJ SCHIZOPHRENIC...
That the color if nothing and that my sister would get runed ower by a plowig truck was white and that rave were a party just aboute drugt XD LOL! lol cant even spell XD :lol
Not only can yo not spell. You don'y make one bit of sense.. Don't get so excited. pause think, take a deep breath, and type. |
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