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 | On Sat 21 Jul, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Life is to die for." |
| On Sat 21 Jul, 2007 » AlienZeD said "In Soviet Russia, pussy licks you!" |
| On Tue 17 Jul, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Age is not important unless you're a cheese." |
| On Mon 16 Jul, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Everybody, yes, everybody wants pie." |
| On Sat 14 Jul, 2007 » AlienZeD said "You're free to do anything you want, so long as you're willing to accept living with the consequences of your actions." |
| On Fri 13 Jul, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Live free." |
| On Fri 13 Jul, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I'm not your regular sandwhich." |
| On Sun 8 Jul, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I'm not perfect, just flawless." |
| On Sat 7 Jul, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Nice genitalia, would you like to share a cup of coffee someday?" |
| On Fri 6 Jul, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Stand up for your right to sit down." |
| On Tue 3 Jul, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Drop it like it's pot (and the cops are coming)" |
| On Sat 30 Jun, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Time spent away is time well wasted." |
| On Fri 29 Jun, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Pills love people, but people love pills..." |
| On Thu 28 Jun, 2007 » AlienZeD said "No one knows any one." |
| On Thu 28 Jun, 2007 » AlienZeD said "How do THESE apples appeal to you?" |
| On Tue 26 Jun, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I love my velo." |
| On Tue 26 Jun, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I am extremely sure of myself, I guess...." |
| On Mon 25 Jun, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I hate people who complain." |
| On Sat 23 Jun, 2007 » AlienZeD said "This rating system is so overrated." |
| On Sat 23 Jun, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I like." |
| On Fri 22 Jun, 2007 » AlienZeD said "War is good for business." |
| On Fri 22 Jun, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Tell my wife I said: "Hello."" |
| On Sun 17 Jun, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I'd put MY stick in YOUR mud." |
| On Thu 14 Jun, 2007 » AlienZeD said "God made me do it." |
| On Wed 13 Jun, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Look out! It's Jesus!!!" |
| On Tue 12 Jun, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Vote." |
| On Sat 9 Jun, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Is that a 1947 Chevrolet Pinto in your shorts or are you just happy to see me?" |
| On Mon 4 Jun, 2007 » AlienZeD said "There's nothing wrong with being attracted to me." |
| On Fri 1 Jun, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Sometimes are good." |
| On Fri 25 May, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Don't stick it in her, without the gin in her." |
| On Sat 19 May, 2007 » AlienZeD said "repeat after me" |
| On Wed 16 May, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I'm the one your mother warned you about." |
| On Tue 15 May, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap." |
| On Tue 15 May, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Never trust anything with free will." |
| On Sun 13 May, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Get naked." |
| On Thu 10 May, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Ya man! you're in my speed dial. All I do is press 64493 and it calls you!" |
| On Thu 10 May, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Chuck Norris makes onions cry." |
| On Wed 9 May, 2007 » AlienZeD said "God Bless Us All, Except Timmy." |
| On Mon 7 May, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Everybody say oooooooooh." |
| On Sun 6 May, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Get your coat, we're going to vegas." |
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