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 | On Wed 20 May, 2009 » AlienZeD said "I'm looking for the sixteenth chapel." |
| On Fri 15 May, 2009 » AlienZeD said "blue shirt red shoes blue shirt red shoes blue shirt red shoes...." |
| On Tue 12 May, 2009 » AlienZeD said "Only influencial men can get away with saying 'we'." |
| On Tue 12 May, 2009 » AlienZeD said "The Fingernail: God's screwdriver." |
| On Wed 8 Apr, 2009 » AlienZeD said ""People should do the right thing because it is right, not because they are going to be punished if they don't."" |
| On Sun 29 Mar, 2009 » AlienZeD said "If you're still in the race, pick up the pace." |
| On Sun 29 Mar, 2009 » AlienZeD said "Don't look, find." |
| On Wed 25 Mar, 2009 » AlienZeD said "Possibilitease" |
| On Sun 22 Mar, 2009 » AlienZeD said "Amazing Fact: 100% of people who won the lottery, have purchased at least one lottery ticket." |
| On Sat 21 Mar, 2009 » AlienZeD said "It's never too early and never too late, so long as you are alive." |
| On Mon 16 Feb, 2009 » AlienZeD said "I am what I do." |
| On Sat 13 Dec, 2008 » AlienZeD said "Psydraulix: Exceeding Expectations since 2002" |
| On Mon 1 Dec, 2008 » AlienZeD said "Success is a journey, not a destination." |
| On Mon 24 Nov, 2008 » AlienZeD said "To everyone else, it's not why you did it, but what you did that matters." |
| On Sun 9 Nov, 2008 » AlienZeD said "The future just passed us by. There it went again! :0" |
| On Tue 7 Oct, 2008 » AlienZeD said "The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do." |
| On Fri 29 Aug, 2008 » AlienZeD said "An earthquake wiped out the entire nation of Etch-A-Sketchistan today" |
| On Wed 20 Aug, 2008 » AlienZeD said "I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it!" |
| On Tue 19 Aug, 2008 » AlienZeD said "trance parent" |
| On Sun 27 Jul, 2008 » AlienZeD said "How do you fertilize a watermelon?" |
| On Wed 23 Jul, 2008 » AlienZeD said "Ready, willing and able. (RWA)" |
| On Tue 22 Jul, 2008 » AlienZeD said "You only know what others have told you." |
| On Sun 20 Jul, 2008 » AlienZeD said "leading pioneers since the beginning" |
| On Wed 9 Jul, 2008 » AlienZeD said "Evolve or dissolve." |
| On Fri 18 Apr, 2008 » AlienZeD said "never trust lui-meme" |
| On Sun 13 Apr, 2008 » AlienZeD said "Pirates is just asian pilates." |
| On Thu 20 Mar, 2008 » AlienZeD said "Merry seXmas" |
| On Wed 27 Feb, 2008 » AlienZeD said "Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." |
| On Wed 9 Jan, 2008 » AlienZeD said "I used to think you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts." |
| On Mon 7 Jan, 2008 » AlienZeD said "Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum" |
| On Thu 13 Dec, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Look! Duck!" |
| On Thu 6 Dec, 2007 » AlienZeD said "One for the money, two for the hoe." |
| On Wed 5 Dec, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Living within the confines of freedom." |
| On Thu 29 Nov, 2007 » AlienZeD said "If global warming heats the earth, why don't we just bring cool back?" |
| On Tue 27 Nov, 2007 » AlienZeD said "sex is fucked" |
| On Thu 22 Nov, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power." |
| On Wed 7 Nov, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Don't worry about the past, learn from it." |
| On Tue 6 Nov, 2007 » AlienZeD said "If you can't tell it's fake, it's all good." |
| On Fri 2 Nov, 2007 » AlienZeD said "My bed's broken, can I sleep in yours?" |
| On Tue 30 Oct, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Hey baby, care to be the canvas to my paint brush?" |
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