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On Mon 5 Sep, 2011 » AlienZeD said "jadis" |
On Sun 21 Aug, 2011 » AlienZeD said "What do you call two rappers from india? Tupaki" |
On Sun 7 Aug, 2011 » AlienZeD said "If I had a dinosaur for a pet, I'd call it Pony." |
On Wed 1 Jun, 2011 » AlienZeD said "Life's a car, don't crash it." |
On Fri 11 Mar, 2011 » AlienZeD said "Behind every good looking woman, is a man staring at her ass." |
On Tue 8 Feb, 2011 » AlienZeD said "Hey baby, can I.... go through your garbage?" |
On Sun 6 Feb, 2011 » AlienZeD said "If language was precise, there wouldn't be the question: "What do you mean by that?"" |
On Sun 16 Jan, 2011 » AlienZeD said "Sometimes you book the DJ just to make sure he's not playing anywhere else." |
On Fri 26 Nov, 2010 » AlienZeD said "If you love something, don't abuse it." |
On Wed 27 Oct, 2010 » AlienZeD said "Live your life, don't watch it fly by." |
On Mon 6 Sep, 2010 » AlienZeD said "Let's all have some phun!" |
On Tue 27 Jul, 2010 » AlienZeD said ""Honey, there's a spider in the house!" -"What? Where? I'm going to get my gun!"" |
On Wed 9 Jun, 2010 » AlienZeD said "Never take no for an answer." |
On Sun 30 May, 2010 » AlienZeD said "Don't let gravity get you down" |
On Thu 6 May, 2010 » AlienZeD said "Women are likes cares, you spend too much time inside and you'll get e-motion sickness" |
On Wed 5 May, 2010 » AlienZeD said "suicide shouldn't be illegal, it should be mandatory" |
On Fri 9 Apr, 2010 » AlienZeD said "I didn't lie to you, I just changed the truth in the meantime." |
On Thu 18 Mar, 2010 » AlienZeD said "why not fuck?" |
On Mon 15 Mar, 2010 » AlienZeD said "Fish and chimps." |
On Mon 1 Mar, 2010 » AlienZeD said "never give up" |
On Tue 16 Feb, 2010 » AlienZeD said "Nuclear weapons: making sure there's no one left for vengeance." |
On Sat 30 Jan, 2010 » AlienZeD said "Ask yourself: "Will this make me proud." and you'll have your answer" |
On Fri 29 Jan, 2010 » AlienZeD said "I can bite off more than I chew." |
On Mon 25 Jan, 2010 » AlienZeD said "Everybody needs TITTS!" |
On Sat 2 Jan, 2010 » AlienZeD said "Make peace with the past so it doesn't screw up the present." |
On Fri 18 Dec, 2009 » AlienZeD said "Having children is god's way of giving us all a second chance." |
On Wed 28 Oct, 2009 » AlienZeD said "You can't die if you haven't lived." |
On Sun 18 Oct, 2009 » AlienZeD said "There's nothing wrong with looking: that's what eyes are for." |
On Sun 27 Sep, 2009 » AlienZeD said "We need more cheap venues." |
On Sat 19 Sep, 2009 » AlienZeD said "Treat everyone like they are dying, because they are." |
On Tue 1 Sep, 2009 » AlienZeD said "I aim to please, and have superb accuracy." |
On Wed 26 Aug, 2009 » AlienZeD said "Damned if you do, damned if you don't." |
On Sat 22 Aug, 2009 » AlienZeD said "Long live life!" |
On Thu 20 Aug, 2009 » AlienZeD said "The only way I would ever want to be 'going towards the light at the end of the tunnel' is if my girl gets a flashlight stuck in her vagina." |
On Mon 3 Aug, 2009 » AlienZeD said "Its better to be slow than to be wrong." |
On Thu 23 Jul, 2009 » AlienZeD said "one more chance - michael jackson" |
On Wed 22 Jul, 2009 » AlienZeD said "Shakota - Beat Hackers @ The Beach 2008" |
On Wed 15 Jul, 2009 » AlienZeD said "ECLIPSE!" |
On Tue 14 Jul, 2009 » AlienZeD said "The universe exists because life perceives it to exist." |
On Thu 28 May, 2009 » AlienZeD said "If you can't get honor, get off her." |
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