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On Mon 5 Sep, 2011 » AlienZeD said
"jadis"
On Sun 21 Aug, 2011 » AlienZeD said
"What do you call two rappers from india? Tupaki"
On Sun 7 Aug, 2011 » AlienZeD said
"If I had a dinosaur for a pet, I'd call it Pony."
On Wed 1 Jun, 2011 » AlienZeD said
"Life's a car, don't crash it."
On Fri 11 Mar, 2011 » AlienZeD said
"Behind every good looking woman, is a man staring at her ass."
On Tue 8 Feb, 2011 » AlienZeD said
"Hey baby, can I.... go through your garbage?"
On Sun 6 Feb, 2011 » AlienZeD said
"If language was precise, there wouldn't be the question: "What do you mean by that?""
On Sun 16 Jan, 2011 » AlienZeD said
"Sometimes you book the DJ just to make sure he's not playing anywhere else."
On Fri 26 Nov, 2010 » AlienZeD said
"If you love something, don't abuse it."
On Wed 27 Oct, 2010 » AlienZeD said
"Live your life, don't watch it fly by."
On Mon 6 Sep, 2010 » AlienZeD said
"Let's all have some phun!"
On Tue 27 Jul, 2010 » AlienZeD said
""Honey, there's a spider in the house!" -"What? Where? I'm going to get my gun!""
On Wed 9 Jun, 2010 » AlienZeD said
"Never take no for an answer."
On Sun 30 May, 2010 » AlienZeD said
"Don't let gravity get you down"
On Thu 6 May, 2010 » AlienZeD said
"Women are likes cares, you spend too much time inside and you'll get e-motion sickness"
On Wed 5 May, 2010 » AlienZeD said
"suicide shouldn't be illegal, it should be mandatory"
On Fri 9 Apr, 2010 » AlienZeD said
"I didn't lie to you, I just changed the truth in the meantime."
On Thu 18 Mar, 2010 » AlienZeD said
"why not fuck?"
On Mon 15 Mar, 2010 » AlienZeD said
"Fish and chimps."
On Mon 1 Mar, 2010 » AlienZeD said
"never give up"
On Tue 16 Feb, 2010 » AlienZeD said
"Nuclear weapons: making sure there's no one left for vengeance."
On Sat 30 Jan, 2010 » AlienZeD said
"Ask yourself: "Will this make me proud." and you'll have your answer"
On Fri 29 Jan, 2010 » AlienZeD said
"I can bite off more than I chew."
On Mon 25 Jan, 2010 » AlienZeD said
"Everybody needs TITTS!"
On Sat 2 Jan, 2010 » AlienZeD said
"Make peace with the past so it doesn't screw up the present."
On Fri 18 Dec, 2009 » AlienZeD said
"Having children is god's way of giving us all a second chance."
On Wed 28 Oct, 2009 » AlienZeD said
"You can't die if you haven't lived."
On Sun 18 Oct, 2009 » AlienZeD said
"There's nothing wrong with looking: that's what eyes are for."
On Sun 27 Sep, 2009 » AlienZeD said
"We need more cheap venues."
On Sat 19 Sep, 2009 » AlienZeD said
"Treat everyone like they are dying, because they are."
On Tue 1 Sep, 2009 » AlienZeD said
"I aim to please, and have superb accuracy."
On Wed 26 Aug, 2009 » AlienZeD said
"Damned if you do, damned if you don't."
On Sat 22 Aug, 2009 » AlienZeD said
"Long live life!"
On Thu 20 Aug, 2009 » AlienZeD said
"The only way I would ever want to be 'going towards the light at the end of the tunnel' is if my girl gets a flashlight stuck in her vagina."
On Mon 3 Aug, 2009 » AlienZeD said
"Its better to be slow than to be wrong."
On Thu 23 Jul, 2009 » AlienZeD said
"one more chance - michael jackson"
On Wed 22 Jul, 2009 » AlienZeD said
"Shakota - Beat Hackers @ The Beach 2008"
On Wed 15 Jul, 2009 » AlienZeD said
"ECLIPSE!"
On Tue 14 Jul, 2009 » AlienZeD said
"The universe exists because life perceives it to exist."
On Thu 28 May, 2009 » AlienZeD said
"If you can't get honor, get off her."
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