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On Tue 4 Oct, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I couldn't even think to begin questioning that knowledge." |
On Fri 30 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" |
On Fri 30 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "If you love someone, you're useful. If someone loves you, you are important." |
On Tue 27 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I don't not know no knowledge." |
On Tue 27 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Free as a bird" |
On Sun 25 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Step by step" |
On Sun 25 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Happy 4:20!!" |
On Sat 24 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Waste your time on anything worth your time." |
On Thu 22 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!" |
On Thu 22 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "There's a fine line between being selfish and being realistic." |
On Wed 21 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Depends, what's in it for me?" |
On Tue 20 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Getting fucked up is easy! Being sober and in good health is a challenge requiring hours of exercise, good nutrition and a balanced lifestyle. I've always enjoyed a challenge." |
On Tue 20 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "The truth is I love learning." |
On Mon 19 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "When I find my piece of mind, I'm gonna give you some of my good time." |
On Sun 18 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I fact therefore I am." |
On Sat 17 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Bust a move while I groove on booze." |
On Fri 16 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "And stay out!" |
On Thu 15 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "To be 18 forever..." |
On Wed 14 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business. -Henry Ford" |
On Wed 14 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "You have to be brilliant to recognize genius." |
On Tue 13 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Shut up! I love you." |
On Mon 12 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Truth!" |
On Sun 11 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "A man with a perfect life has nothing to look forward to." |
On Sat 10 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Halloween is coming!!!" |
On Fri 9 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Never listen to the voices in your head, they're all biased." |
On Fri 9 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Where's the cream filling?" |
On Fri 9 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Nana nana nana nana Nana nana nana nana BATMAN!" |
On Wed 7 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Change is the only consistent thing in life." |
On Tue 6 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I've been in love with the same woman for years. If my girlfriend ever finds out, she'll kill me!" |
On Tue 6 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Fear the penguin!! (I apologize for the random outburst. FEAR HIM!!!)" |
On Mon 5 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I live for the things I'd die for." |
On Mon 5 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "-Jack Johnson" |
On Sun 4 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Alcohol is graet!" |
On Sat 3 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Location Location Location" |
On Sat 3 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "They say I'm wanted dead or alive... but they'll never get me alive." |
On Fri 2 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Wha-What?" |
On Fri 2 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Bungee jumping is the best part of flying.... forgetting to fall." |
On Fri 2 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Are black girls niggahs too? Or is that what a jiggah is?" |
On Thu 1 Sep, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Why bother? Well, why not?" |
On Wed 31 Aug, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Then there's the special kind of girl who gets a firm grip and never lets go." |
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