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On Mon 19 Dec, 2005 » AlienZeD said "That's a lot of sex" |
On Mon 19 Dec, 2005 » AlienZeD said "If you want to be happy... get to know yourself!! Then get to know me ;)" |
On Sun 18 Dec, 2005 » AlienZeD said "It's those moments alright, and the rest too..." |
On Fri 16 Dec, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I can take it" |
On Mon 12 Dec, 2005 » AlienZeD said "A hard day's night?!?" |
On Sun 11 Dec, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I'll take as many lives as I need to in order to save just one." |
On Sat 10 Dec, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I can walk the walk" |
On Thu 8 Dec, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I'd say i'm pessimistic, but I'd probably be wrong." |
On Wed 7 Dec, 2005 » AlienZeD said "ignorance is bliss?!" |
On Wed 7 Dec, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Sex is all about life." |
On Tue 6 Dec, 2005 » AlienZeD said "The teddy bear that rocked the world." |
On Mon 5 Dec, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I'm late i'm late I'm late, for a very important date" |
On Fri 2 Dec, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Does god ever need a haircut?" |
On Thu 1 Dec, 2005 » AlienZeD said "The only thing that can keep us apart is time." |
On Thu 24 Nov, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I snow, therefore I am ;)" |
On Wed 23 Nov, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Snow is beautiful" |
On Tue 22 Nov, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Don't be afraid with the quickness you'll get laid, for your family get paid" |
On Mon 21 Nov, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Don't drop the soap" |
On Sun 20 Nov, 2005 » AlienZeD said "When in doubt, be skeptical." |
On Thu 17 Nov, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Make fun of life to make life fun." |
On Wed 16 Nov, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Life flies by when you make money." |
On Tue 15 Nov, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Post Oneliner..." |
On Mon 14 Nov, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Left, Right, Left Right Left" |
On Sat 12 Nov, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Something new is in store for you." |
On Fri 11 Nov, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I trust the Universe because without it I wouldn't be." |
On Wed 9 Nov, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Dearly Beloved, Hi! ^_^" |
On Tue 8 Nov, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Times are a changin'" |
On Tue 1 Nov, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I'd give up my whole life until now to restart my whole life up until now." |
On Sun 30 Oct, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Like + Love = Live!(stolen muahahaha)" |
On Wed 26 Oct, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Yay, new site!" |
On Sun 23 Oct, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I eat therefore I am... what I eat." |
On Thu 20 Oct, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Why is everything simpler than I expect, but harder than I hope?" |
On Wed 19 Oct, 2005 » AlienZeD said "You can't waste time, only energy." |
On Mon 17 Oct, 2005 » AlienZeD said "It can always be worse." |
On Mon 17 Oct, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I forgot to remember" |
On Sun 16 Oct, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Poetry." |
On Thu 13 Oct, 2005 » AlienZeD said "If at first you don't succeed. Try another brand." |
On Tue 11 Oct, 2005 » AlienZeD said "To be content with little is hard; to be content with much is impossible." |
On Sat 8 Oct, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Careful! She has a hoe." |
On Fri 7 Oct, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I'm not a nerd... I smoke dope!" |
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