that's kinda funny

One day my penis will be big enough for me to share it with more than one person

err... i mean one day I'll be confident enough to share my penis with more than one person...

wait. no. i mean one day i'll be self-actualized enough to share myself with more than one person.

actually.... what i think i mean is... orgy! who's in?

nah but seriously, makes perfect sense but as ScottyP pointed out, i think its difficult to put into practice. All persons involved had really better be damn well self-actualized before jumping in or they're gonna get hurt.

Quit my job? Do I dare live out the American dream????

:( They blocked msn priveliges too! Is there a way to find entertainment on the net does not involve flash media, videos, porn or illicit content??? I'm really starting to wonder... *sniff sniff* somebody help me!

i can't play internet games because the computers here don't have flash media, hence the only ones i can play are those ones where you click your mouse ie. the helicopter game. now if i were cracked... well that'd be another story...

Anyone know any good sites to ammuse oneself while at work that do not involve flash media, videos, and content that might be considered offensive/pornographic/inappropriate etc for the workspace? I've already read all the jokes and articles on Ebaumsworld and other sites just aren't cutting it yet. Recommendations?

biting is kinky!

:( :( :( :( :( :@ :@ :@

I can't believe it took someone this long to realize that "post" means after and that "ante" means before. i only wished i'd read it sooner so i could have pointed such out and felt smarter.

i like the way there's a "dj" who's been "djing" for 8 years defending it becuz he still hasn't learned how to mix.

adderal is bad news. i survived on it for my first year of university knowing next to nothinga bout it, except that i could do 12 hours of work on a single 30 mg extended release capsule. after a while it didn't work the same way it used to, i'd get really distracted and uselessly cracked out after. if i take it now it makes me sick to my stomach and nothign really good happens. later i found out that adderal is not actually a single amphetamine but rather several different kinds working together, so in a lot of ways adderol is actually kind of dirty.... not to mention really addictive. i thought it already was banned.

Those little tiny pink ones? i remember them selling those in mtl when i first got there (3 years ago) they're called cupids or bow and arrows (whichever you prefer), and they're not really so bad (in the sense that they're really dirty) as they're just not very strong (although since its been 3 years the formula has probably been modified). i tink pressed pills are a waste of time though. i only go with pure md caps since like a year and a half ago and my trips are much more coherent not to mention i don't get that feeling that i'm not in control like when you do a pressie cuz of all the speed and other shit that's fucking with your brain.

where will you log on to zombocom from when you're homeless? seell your home for a laptop and a life supply of 40s

i'd just like to point out that i'm not a girl. dont listen to nimi though, the fucked up part was right, but i suppose not more than anyone else. the temporary bf thing was a joke. i don't do temps. its all or nothing - more often nothing :(

nah. romantic is too graffic for [ rave.ca ] this is just harmless flirting

wut about glowsticks and flashing lights? comon you gotta have glowsticks and flashing lights jesus.... and you call urself a raver?

*splat*

*blushes* but shit woman, you'll know what sweet is when you've tasted my spunk! :D

there's enuf ravewave on luv for at least a 3some no? especially when there's e involved! bust out the vicks biotch!

oh and back to the topic again. where were we? girls are heartless and have their heads up their ass? hmm.. i think we'd gotten further than that actually... but i don't recall

yeah. its actually midnight 12:30 here on friday night.... although i suppose i should prolly be gettin drunk at a bar braiding french girls armpit hairs eh?

and crabs!

do it all man. assfuck her while naked and get a friend to aid in some DP action! woot woot!

*orgasm*

ooh that feels nice.... do it again

right behind me! biggup! i *heart* yaz

*laughing my ass off*

*grabs it and eat it* oops too late

where's yaz to say "spread the love like you spread your crabs"? :D

ooooooooooooh.........

hmmmmmmmmmmm. kenzo's moving to albany nudge nudge

sorry. i should have read that article on friends not letting friends phone drunk. wiat i did. this is posting drunk. i guess that's ok. nudge nudge

not until you started posting! mwhahahahahahah ;)

[This thread should be renamed nice guys fight back and bitch for what's right or just bitch... or something.... I have a plausible reason for the fuckedupness that pixelized just mentioned. Girls who got treated like shit by their fucked up boyfriends look to their sweet charming "guyfriends" for emotional love and comfort - the ideal platonic relationship or so they think. they may indeed have feelings for said guyfriend, but due to emotional fuckedupness from their previous bf its ok for them to lead their sweet guyfriend around and fuck with the guys head becuz they've had to deal with so much shit from their bf its give them the RIGHT. that's bullshit though. people just want to rationalize the reasons why they mistreat people and the chances are the reason why the girl keeps getting involved with shitty relationships that end up with them being treated like shit is becuz they keep doing dumb shit that's pissing their bf off. similarly nice guys continued to get brushed aside cuz we let our niceness reinforce girls apathy and inexcusable selfishness with their emotions. Bottom line is, every girl has the guy they wanna fuck, and the guy who's shoulder they're gonna cry on when fucking the other guy fucks up and by the transitive property, this fuckedupness will be passed off to said tool. I was born on the back of a spoon.

I'd like to make an edit on my previous post. I retract my comment on the location of the guys heart. The girl as marc has so eloquently pointed out probably shouldn't have a heart. And the girls head should be lodged firmly up her ass.

its not an illusion. it really made me hallucinate!

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really not as cool as acid... but then again I wasn't about to drop L at the office...

what about the lawyers who are defending victims of stupid lawsuits?

is it really only 880 -2200 tons a year? i thought the ganj was the second biggest economy in canada (no joke)

werd!