Jesus Is Coming!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Sat 31 Jan, 2004 @ 6:10pm |
 Coolness: 685820 | You know writing these things isn't as easy as you think.
First of all you have your general mental blocks. Then you have to decide if you really want to divulge that certain information you do come up with in the middle of the night during a steaming wet dream involving your mom and some dwarfs in neon G-strings tying you up and smearing Crisco all over your member while you scream and shout in total frustration as they dangle you over a vat of hot cat vomit and fermented mulch which is giving the high of your life and you are seeing visions of screaming luscious miniature horny toads croaking and leaping and you feel your scrotum tense up and your head is getting larger expanding with a throb here and there and everywhere and your mom laughs and pretty soon it starts raining cheesecake, puffballs, and gumdrops and all the dwarfs turn into giants and start yelling 'he hi ho hum where is my toilet gum?' and you know where it is, it's in your pocket right by your pant-a-brator 2 but you are saving it and hope they don't find it but pretty soon you realize it just is not Tuesday anymore... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Violence_Inc a répondu le Sat 31 Jan, 2004 @ 6:12pm |
 Coolness: 174320 | my god.....i think you need to get out of the house. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix a répondu le Sat 31 Jan, 2004 @ 6:12pm |
 Coolness: 81920 | -Originally posted by SCREWHEAD-
Alright, listen up you primitive screwheads! ...This is my boomstick!... You can find this in the sporting goods department Shop S-Smart! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» elixireleven a répondu le Sat 31 Jan, 2004 @ 7:58pm |
 Coolness: 74070 | Originally posted by LITTLE SARAH...
Originally posted by Azazel...
i say we crucify him again. If it cleansed our sins the first time...? you're going to hell- you realize that right? you believe that? theres a firey burning hold somewhere with nine levels and if you step out of line on this plane you're goating to roast for eternity? im actually being serious, i dont know anyone who took that seriously. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ a répondu le Sat 31 Jan, 2004 @ 8:12pm |
| Coolness: 141595 | Kira - don't mash on other belifes...or i'll kung fu yo ass |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Violence_Inc a répondu le Sat 31 Jan, 2004 @ 8:56pm |
| Coolness: 174320 | i will kiss judas forehead myself which rests on a flaming pike within the 9th layer. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» michaeldino a répondu le Sat 31 Jan, 2004 @ 9:16pm |
 Coolness: 69205 | im quite certain im going to the deepest ring of hell...
i AM a betrayer |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» elixireleven a répondu le Sat 31 Jan, 2004 @ 9:41pm |
| Coolness: 74070 | im not mashing beliefs. i mash the institution. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Sat 31 Jan, 2004 @ 9:43pm |
| Coolness: 685820 | And without the institutions, where would the beliefs come from? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» elixireleven a répondu le Sun 1 Feb, 2004 @ 2:37pm |
| Coolness: 74070 | buddha? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» elixireleven a répondu le Sun 1 Feb, 2004 @ 2:37pm |
| Coolness: 74070 | sri rama krishna |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» elixireleven a répondu le Sun 1 Feb, 2004 @ 2:38pm |
| Coolness: 74070 | or maybe a prophet or two. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ a répondu le Sun 1 Feb, 2004 @ 2:39pm |
| Coolness: 141595 | ourselfs? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» elixireleven a répondu le Sun 1 Feb, 2004 @ 2:52pm |
| Coolness: 74070 | heeeey gordo's got the idea.
shoot back to the no one is original statement made earlier. so technically, "our predecessors" would be appropriate. and what were our predecessors before the big three took over? waitwait... HEATHENS. whoohoooo |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ a répondu le Sun 1 Feb, 2004 @ 2:57pm |
| Coolness: 141595 | fish mongers...sweet, i'll be a fish monger |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JackieSpade a répondu le Sun 1 Feb, 2004 @ 3:27pm |
 Coolness: 41980 | Originally posted by ! PHOENIX !...
"For years religion's done nothing but divide..." -> Gza - B.I.B.L.E (Basic instructions before leaving earth) sure has, doing the oppsosite of what it should, i think. god loves EVERYONE right. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah a répondu le Sun 1 Feb, 2004 @ 4:05pm |
 Coolness: 121670 | Originally posted by -- G --...
yeah, thats what i do with my spare religious time it's alot of fun *lol* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PookStah a répondu le Sun 1 Feb, 2004 @ 4:08pm |
| Coolness: 106145 | i hope i get accepted into heaven after all of my sins |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Sun 1 Feb, 2004 @ 4:10pm |
| Coolness: 685820 | Heaven seems too boring, though. Like, if you "sin" you can't get in, so what makes you think that if you get in, all the fun things (ie, sins) won't still be "illegal"? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» fukt a répondu le Sun 1 Feb, 2004 @ 4:12pm |
 Coolness: 71915 | um all u have to do is ask for forgiveness b4 u die and all your sins are absolved. |
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