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Life Sized Satanic Dolls Serve As Masturbation Toys
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf a répondu le Mon 1 Feb, 2010 @ 2:18pm
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Unsuspecting parents purchase a popular life-size doll, only to find out later that it is being used by their child as a masturbation toy.

"The demonic characteristics of the Na'vi become obvious when one pays close attention. Their thick lips, suspicious hair styles, tight hind-sides and seductive tails, are all too noticeable to the Christ centered man," says Pastor Deacon Fred.

Experts who have examined the giant dolls that have since become the favorite 'toy' of 12-14 year old children, say that the evidence is overwhelming. The dolls were created for the sole purpose of masturbation. They have four openings, and five or six extrusions, making them compatible for male or female pleasure and the innocent curiosity of young teens.

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"One Mother was concerned that her young daughter was not interested in boys," a Pastor noted. "She asked her little girl, 'why don't you talk about the cute boys at school?' Her daughter replied, 'oh momma, nobody I know has dark skin and a nice tail, so what use are they to me?' Her mother was horrified!"

yeah, because if your kid is retarded it's James Cameron's fault....




entire, and hiliarious, article here : [ www.landoverbaptist.org ]
I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Mon 1 Feb, 2010 @ 2:29pm
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whoa whoa whoa, hold on, rewind that a minute... I can get a life-sized 10-foot tall blue bitch to fuck???
I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf a répondu le Mon 1 Feb, 2010 @ 2:38pm
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yup!

and i don't understand why they are talking about it as a masturbation toy only

seems to me that it's the kind of doll made for an orgy party!!!
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Mon 1 Feb, 2010 @ 2:47pm
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I think it's a fake, I can't find the dolls anywhere!
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf a répondu le Mon 1 Feb, 2010 @ 2:50pm
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hahaha ;)

yeah i tried to make a quick search as well

and the only thing interesting that i have found, thought not sure about, is that the Landover Site is a troll
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat a répondu le Wed 3 Feb, 2010 @ 10:08am
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JVEUX UN DUDE BLEEEUUUU!!!!!
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch a répondu le Wed 3 Feb, 2010 @ 6:22pm
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Naa'vi, the new Edward.
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos a répondu le Fri 5 Feb, 2010 @ 1:49pm
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me wants! me wants! Where do i buy said toy?
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf a répondu le Fri 5 Feb, 2010 @ 1:55pm
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it's a fake article, unfortunatly

unless you still can find one, i think screwhead is aswell interested in buying so if you could share the link :P
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Fri 5 Feb, 2010 @ 4:11pm
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I found nothing
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH a répondu le Fri 5 Feb, 2010 @ 4:33pm
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Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD

I found nothing


4 days laytah, and yer still looking...

Dayum!
:)
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf a répondu le Fri 5 Feb, 2010 @ 4:33pm
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hahah
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Fri 5 Feb, 2010 @ 6:02pm
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I gave up pretty quick..

I bet you could get the RealDoll people to make one for a small fortune!
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» crimson a répondu le Fri 5 Feb, 2010 @ 7:24pm
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Why is it, this doll doesn't creep me out. You mention realdoll, and my spine shivers.

I'm sure we've all seen the videos/documentary.
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Fri 5 Feb, 2010 @ 8:36pm
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Originally Posted By CRIMSON

Why is it, this doll doesn't creep me out. You mention realdoll, and my spine shivers.

I'm sure we've all seen the videos/documentary.


RealDolls have an important purpose in the grand scheme of things; they make sure that the kind of people that would use a RealDoll don't reproduce
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» crimson a répondu le Fri 5 Feb, 2010 @ 9:04pm
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Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD

RealDolls have an important purpose in the grand scheme of things; they make sure that the kind of people that would use a RealDoll don't reproduce


Very true, and I'm glad they've found something to give there love too. But you can't tell me you've watched the documentary and not gotten creeped out.

I think it's not that fact they have sex with them, It's the fact they 'love' them and give them persona's and dress them, and take them places...

I can go on and on.. but yeah o.O
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos a répondu le Mon 8 Feb, 2010 @ 3:20pm
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Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD

RealDolls have an important purpose in the grand scheme of things; they make sure that the kind of people that would use a RealDoll don't reproduce


wtv man. I use mine for practice so when i get a chance with a real girl i dont fuck it up. Practice makes perfect, thats wut I say
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf a répondu le Mon 8 Feb, 2010 @ 3:35pm
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or maybe it will only make you look retarded when you will get the chance to proove your move to a real girl

im pretty sure man doesn't ride their doll like their girl, and if you start humping a lady like you do on your plastic friend, she might just start to laugh and/or ask you to leave

or maybe you take care of you doll, and do to it sweet love with kisses on the neck to warm it up? If so, well... i just don't know what to say haha

:P
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre a répondu le Mon 8 Feb, 2010 @ 3:42pm
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say no to drugs.
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH a répondu le Mon 8 Feb, 2010 @ 4:10pm
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Originally Posted By GAMOS

wtv man. I use mine for practice so when i get a chance with a real girl i dont fuck it up. Practice makes perfect, thats wut I say


Dude, make friends with a hottie and hope for boring evenings.
Mise À Jour » MolocH a écrit sur Mon 8 Feb, 2010 @ 4:10pm
fuck yeah.
I'm feeling ka-tet of one right now..
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