Pick Lines.
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» w.c.forcefields a répondu le Mon 16 Jun, 2008 @ 1:38pm |
 Coolness: 37210 | please, baby. please. babybabybaby-please. |
| I'm feeling rockafire explosion right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GODISDEAD_ a répondu le Mon 16 Jun, 2008 @ 2:08pm |
 Coolness: 77285 | Originally Posted By ALIENZED HERE IS SOME GHB.
lOVE IT ! |
| I'm feeling nkotb right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk a répondu le Mon 16 Jun, 2008 @ 3:57pm |
 Coolness: 153000 | heres my penis, get on it! |
| I'm feeling hardcore right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» deadandgone a répondu le Wed 18 Jun, 2008 @ 10:06pm |
 Coolness: 62435 | If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, because you are the bomb! |
| I'm feeling blindfolded right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» the_worm a répondu le Thu 19 Jun, 2008 @ 2:38pm |
 Coolness: 61050 | You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.. |
| I'm feeling in a box right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre a répondu le Fri 20 Jun, 2008 @ 8:53am |
 Coolness: 294970 | Hey are you going to walk to your vehicle alone later?
Cuz I am going to be the guy who stares at you all night long! |
| I'm feeling zombie right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AliceInAcidLand a répondu le Wed 25 Jun, 2008 @ 12:52pm |
 Coolness: 180085 | Roses are red violets are blue how would you like it if I came home with you? |
| I'm feeling brain dead right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» puresexmegs a répondu le Sat 5 Jul, 2008 @ 6:54pm |
 Coolness: 48725 | hi my name is meganne, wanna have sex? |
| I'm feeling weee bitches right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ONE.LAB.RAT a répondu le Sat 5 Jul, 2008 @ 7:24pm |
 Coolness: 76135 | a cat shit on my bed can i sleep at your place? |
| I'm feeling like bacon right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan a répondu le Sat 5 Jul, 2008 @ 10:11pm |
 Coolness: 166540 | ^haha
... Me Tarzan, you Jane... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo a répondu le Sat 5 Jul, 2008 @ 10:12pm |
 Coolness: 265950 | Originally Posted By NA
Me Tarzan, you Jane... hahaahaha |
| I'm feeling what is rainbow right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rave_dolphin a répondu le Sat 5 Jul, 2008 @ 11:43pm |
 Coolness: 86885 | I bought a new alarm clock ! Wanna hear it ring tomorrow morning ? |
| I'm feeling on fire ! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shindy a répondu le Mon 7 Jul, 2008 @ 9:26am |
 Coolness: 171835 | THE CHICKEN & THE HORSE
A chicken and a horse playing together in a barn yard. Suddenly the horse falls into a pit. He yells to the chicken, 'Go get the farmer,save me, save me!!!' The chicken goes looking for the farmer but can't find him. So he gets the farmer's BMW and drives it over to the mud pit, lassos the horse, ties it to the car and pulls him out. The horse says, 'Thank you, Thank you, I owe you my life...' Then a couple days later they're playing again and this time the chicken falls into the mud pit and the chicken says, 'Help me Help me!!! Go get the farmer!!!' So the horse says, 'No No No, I think I can get you.' The horse stretches across the mud pit and tells the chicken, 'Grab onto my dick.' The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back, and the horse saves the chickens' life. So whats the moral of the story??? If you have a dick the size of a horse then you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks! |
| I'm feeling gabber bitch right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp a répondu le Mon 7 Jul, 2008 @ 11:46am |
 Coolness: 208775 | ROFL |
| I'm feeling spazzztik right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» No_Comply a répondu le Mon 7 Jul, 2008 @ 11:53am |
 Coolness: 84930 | Do you have a little sister? |
| I'm feeling gettin more ink soon right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon a répondu le Tue 8 Jul, 2008 @ 8:29am |
 Coolness: 175435 | Last time I had a boyfriend, I can remember it like
it was yesterday: Cloudy night. I was in a hostipal, searching for my father! My father vanished from his room and me and the nurse was looking for him. So I walk downstairs and I heard something at the morgue, so I ran! And then.. there was a big black dog, his jaw full of blood, biting my father! He was crying he yeld: "Help me Eliiiisaaaaaa!!!" I was so afraid I could not move! The dog saw me and he pursue me 'til the exit of the hospital! I was crying for help! there was nobody around! Then my boyfriend came to me.... With one eye left I don't want to be alone anymore! you are so beautiful! I'm sure you can save me, from my sins and the soul of my father! Give me a child! Pleeeeeeeease! |
| I'm feeling yaaaaaay! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ONE.LAB.RAT a répondu le Mon 14 Jul, 2008 @ 10:40am |
| Coolness: 76135 | give me love and i will give you bacon |
| I'm feeling like bacon right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» jamay a répondu le Mon 14 Jul, 2008 @ 11:21pm |
 Coolness: 29420 | "Est ce que ce linge sent le chlorophorme?" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Tue 15 Jul, 2008 @ 12:24am |
 Coolness: 509555 | imma machine |
| I'm feeling warm and fuzzy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf a répondu le Tue 15 Jul, 2008 @ 4:36pm |
 Coolness: 185350 | are you from heaven? 'Cuz i just got an erection |
| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. | |
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