Things To Say That Won'T Get You Elected
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| And if you elect me, I'll pass a law that requires that everyone send me naked photos of their daughters when they turn 16!! |
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| I'm feeling energized right now.. |
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| if you elect me man will be woman's slave |
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| I'm feeling miou right now.. |
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| you're all a bunch of useless sheep |
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| I'm feeling battery operated right now.. |
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| Oil is more important than life. |
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| I'm feeling energized right now.. |
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| i rape children |
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| I'm feeling battery operated right now.. |
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| On baissera pas les impôts pis on n'augmentera pas les frais de scolarité. |
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| I'm feeling honky-chunky right now.. |
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Coolness: 509755
| I like COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! *peace sign* |
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| I'm feeling energized right now.. |
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 Coolness: 295170
| All the first born will be killed, all couple that are getting married will have to let the girl have her wedding night with me. |
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| I'm feeling super right now.. |
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 Coolness: 185550
| I hate black people |
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| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. |
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Coolness: 295170
| Hitler is my roll model |
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| I'm feeling super right now.. |
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Coolness: 509755
| Hitler is in my Rolls Royce and we're going clubbing! (jew clubbing) |
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| I'm feeling energized right now.. |
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 Coolness: 76450
| you're all a bunch of racist bigottry lovers!!1 |
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| I'm feeling banned from dubstep right now.. |
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| You're all a lovely bunch of coconuts! |
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| I'm feeling energized right now.. |
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| And I say to you, my fellow people or at least the white conservative ones, I shall separate the inferior races from the superior ones. And all white men shall own at the very least one (1) woman and one (1) negro, so that he might relax on the day of the Sabbath. Church and State will be joined once more. Cities will be divided in fiefdoms; mayors will receive a fourteenth (1/14) of your monthly earnings and will protect you from the very evil people of EVERY OTHER COUNTRY, which daily plan to attack us.
Mayors will indeed have the right of lay with your owned females, so as to insure a prosperous, superior race. Atheism will be punishable by public stoning. The internet will be banned. You will now be free to say and write whatever WE want you to read and write. Self-publication will now be a crime; thoughtcrime the worst of all.
We will control the media fully and raise your taxes by twenty-five percent (25%). However, electricity will be free for all white males. Oh, and sorry about social security; it's still not feasible and won't for the next few decades. |
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| I'm feeling vandamnien right now.. |
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 Coolness: 166740
| "Once elected, I will pass the anti-stupidity law, including capital punishment for people who do really dumb things...which means that you'll all be dead within a month"
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Coolness: 509755
| "You'll all be dead within a month!... Thank you!"
lol, best speech ever. |
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| I'm feeling energized right now.. |
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 Coolness: 178840
| Dear citizens of planet Earth. Today is a great day. Today is the day to vote for me!
If I am to be elected, I promise to transform your life into a comfy, safe and stable thing.
Poverty will be eliminated.
War will be eliminated.
Hunger will be eliminated.
You shall all be free... and dead. *insert evil smile* |
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| I'm feeling x__x right now.. |
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Coolness: 509755
| If you vote now, we'll send you this set of kitchen knives absolutely free! |
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| I'm feeling energized right now.. |
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Coolness: 122505
| ...ans i've never seen so many dead hookers since that time in college |
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| I'm feeling battery operated right now.. |
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Things To Say That Won'T Get You Elected
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