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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk a répondu le Thu 19 Oct, 2006 @ 8:53pm |
 Coolness: 153080 | get in front of the person... and BITCHSLAP!!!!! |
| I'm feeling that right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 a répondu le Thu 19 Oct, 2006 @ 8:54pm |
 Coolness: 134345 | save it,then when you want to spend it,save it some more. |
| I'm feeling hardsteppers right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DJ_DTM a répondu le Fri 20 Oct, 2006 @ 3:27pm |
 Coolness: 86930 | Originally Posted By DOLPHIN HOW CAN I TELL SOMEONE THAT THEY ARE REALLY STARTING TO BOTHER ME, PISS ME OFF, ANNOY ME, FRUSTRATE ME, ETC. I'M READY TO TELL THIS PERSON TO FORGET WE EVER MET....
Well Dolphin this is the kind of question that I love to give bad advice too. First thing you should do is find out what their background and religious beliefs are, then start to say things that might poke fun at these two areas, do this while you have them do something nice for you like shine your shoes for the best effect, or perhaps while in bed with them, For males who want to loose a girl as quick as they met them they can wait until they are in bed with a girl and while they are in the throws of passion, loudly tell her that she is almost as good in bed as her sister. This technique may not be the road that you wish to take with this person, you may however want to tell him what it is that is pissing you off. A great way to do this is by getting a large piece of orange paper and a black marker, write the problem in large letters then go to a hockey game with your sign. because he is more than likely a man he will be watching the game on TV. now when he reads the sign on TV all your problems will be out in the open and you can begin work out your problems, the last good way is to hit this person on the head with a heavy brick really really hard. Next Question Please... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Fri 20 Oct, 2006 @ 3:30pm |
 Coolness: 509635 | How many bricks are light?! |
| I'm feeling like chicken right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DJ_DTM a répondu le Fri 20 Oct, 2006 @ 3:35pm |
| Coolness: 86930 | Alien zed, your relentless questioning is sure keeping me busy over here at the DTMcave, for all my light brick needs I shop at a place called Drinkstuff, it's a fun little site with lots of stupid shit on it, have fun and enjoy the world of on line shopping
vvvVVV The link VVVvvv [ www.drinkstuff.com ] |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Fri 20 Oct, 2006 @ 3:49pm |
| Coolness: 509635 | i want that brick!! i think imma buy it! |
| I'm feeling totally buxxed right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Fox a répondu le Fri 20 Oct, 2006 @ 6:50pm |
 Coolness: 78475 | nice!!!
Got another one... I already solved the last question I asked. Your advice was soooo horrible that it worked. What do ya know..... Now, that this person is in the hospital and in a comma, how do I apologize to his family? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» djpsychokitty a répondu le Sat 21 Oct, 2006 @ 6:12am |
 Coolness: 47500 | would you be my friend?
and if a ninja falls off a tree, does it make a sound? |
| I'm feeling anxious right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DJ_DTM a répondu le Sat 21 Oct, 2006 @ 6:13am |
| Coolness: 86930 | Good to hear it all worked out fine for you, now on to your new question
Your advice was soooo horrible that it worked. What do ya know..... Now, that this person is in the hospital and in a comma, how do I apologize to his family?
you don't need to apologize to his family, instead you should tell them that this injury was their fault, if they had raised a better person than people would not have to slam him over the head with a heavy rock, PLUS if they were better parents he would have been wearing a helmet and other protective clothing, but here is a walk through of how to handle his family at the hospital, walk in dressed all in red, short skirt, thigh high stalkings with a visible garter strap, bring with you a small dog, somewhat but not completely different from that owned by that bitch Paris Hilton, walk straight up to the parents (with a light smoke in your hand) and say these few words, "prick, I like him better this way, we all do." ...then leave, but walk out like a model on the runways of Milan, Next Question Please... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Fox a répondu le Sat 21 Oct, 2006 @ 10:08am |
| Coolness: 78475 | Thanks DTM!!!! You're the worst! |
| I'm feeling bubbly right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DJ_DTM a répondu le Sat 21 Oct, 2006 @ 4:57pm |
| Coolness: 86930 | No problem glad I could help, you know it's not that easy to give out all this bad advice, It may be a tough and dirty job, but someone has to do it,
I don't do this for me, I do it for all of you. Next Question Please... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Fox a répondu le Sun 22 Oct, 2006 @ 8:52am |
| Coolness: 78475 | Well since everyone has already asked you for advice, I guess I should ask another question. What do I do in order to become a famous singer???? |
| I'm feeling bubbly right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon a répondu le Sun 22 Oct, 2006 @ 10:00am |
 Coolness: 175515 | I want to mix drum and bass
But my friend told me that djs that mix DnB do it without pants how could I do it with pants? |
| I'm feeling correct right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DJ_DTM a répondu le Sun 22 Oct, 2006 @ 10:25am |
| Coolness: 86930 | while I sat down to read the questions of the day I had a vision.
I started to think about the music industry, and live shows, and history. did you know that no live D&B Dj's have a live female MC who is naked from the waste down. Dear friends, let us set the tone for the future with our new music style thought up right here by me. Dolphin you wanted to be a famous singer, here is your chance. Ke-Rakoon you can keep your pants ON ! I will teach you how to spin D&B with your pants on, although this can take maaaaany years and ALOT of money I think I am ready to take on another Dj protege, However in Dolphins case I would like to start rehearsing with you ASAP, so if you could just make your way over to Club DTM as soon as possible that would be great. Just don't bring any pants. KE_Rakoon, you can practice on your own for now, just imagine you have pants on for now, once that feels normal let me know and we can start your long and very expensive training. Next Question Please... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon a répondu le Mon 23 Oct, 2006 @ 5:55pm |
| Coolness: 175515 | 2 + 45 - 6 = ? |
| I'm feeling correct right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Mon 23 Oct, 2006 @ 6:30pm |
| Coolness: 509635 | north east! because ice cream has no bones |
| I'm feeling crazy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Fox a répondu le Tue 24 Oct, 2006 @ 11:45am |
| Coolness: 78475 | I was thinking about quitting my job.....
What's the best way to do it? |
| I'm feeling ur tongue in my ear right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 a répondu le Tue 24 Oct, 2006 @ 12:51pm |
| Coolness: 134345 | dont do a fuckin lick of work all day for a week,and you;ll get fired,, |
| I'm feeling new tunes up right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DJ_DTM a répondu le Tue 24 Oct, 2006 @ 12:56pm |
| Coolness: 86930 | great question and let me tell you that you came to the right place, I was a gold medal winner in job quitting for ten years running. first thing you should do is walk into your bosses office and sit your ass in his chair, throw your feet up on the desk just like they do all day and make a few phone calls, first person you should call from the bosses phone is the police, use your bosses name and tell them you are calling because you want turn yourself in for your role in a major crime, just make one up, nothing fancy but try and use one that you feel might suit your boss, tell them your are armed and dangerous and are going to be ready to take them on in the parking lot. Second call you should make is to the fire department, when they answer the phone and ask you who you are, again use your bosses name then yell "THE ROOF, THE ROOF, THE ROOF IS ON FIRE we don't need no water let the mother fucker burn" then cough a few times and hang up.
Third call you should make is to his wife, this time use the name of the office slut, tell the wife about the affair you just had with her man. Final call you should make before you quietly leave the building is to your boss who is out playing golf, tell him exactly who you are and then let him know that there is a fire at the office he needs to put out, the police would like to have a word and will meet him in the parking lot, also let him know his wife found out about him and the office slut and to make matters worse.. you quit. Next Question Please... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Tue 24 Oct, 2006 @ 1:03pm |
 Coolness: 685665 | I've got an even better way. Listen to lots of Necro really loud, spend all your time on msn and [ rave.ca ] and keep calling your manager a fag when he's just far enough out of ear-shot to not be able to make out who said what 100% or that he even heard what he thinks he might have! |
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