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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DJ_DTM a répondu le Fri 13 Oct, 2006 @ 2:46pm |
 Coolness: 86930 | Well Deadfunk, thanks for your expert and obvious 22 year old male answer but you are wrong, Deadwrong.
The Beautiful Dolphin asked and I Quote... "how do I get a guy's attention without throwing myself at him?" Deadfunk, if she were to just Get in front of a man and just "get naked" as you so wittingly put it is an obvious throw of herself at the man. Judging from her question this is not the route she is looking to take. That being said let me tell you a nice subtle way that is sure to get every mans attention and will have any man eating out of the palm of her hands, this technique has been passed down from generation to generation from woman to woman for millions of years, it is written that the virgin Mary performed this ritual so Joseph would believe her about her being the worlds first pregnant virgin AND IT WORKED !!! as I dont want to fill this page with the steps on what exactly to do in this case I will keep my answer short and sweet, matter of fact and to the point, and will only list the necessary steps First suck his dick Really well, then swallow. For more information on this exiting method Please click the link below [ www.bjtutorial.com ] Next question please... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Fri 13 Oct, 2006 @ 4:11pm |
 Coolness: 509635 | Smile at him!!!!! For God's sake. Mise À Jour » AlienZeD a écrit sur Fri 13 Oct, 2006 @ 8:12pm Why do I put up with such a fucking bitch?
now need to answer that one |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DJ_DTM a répondu le Mon 16 Oct, 2006 @ 12:31pm |
| Coolness: 86930 | well first let me give you this little bit of bad advice, girls love to be called bitch, and second people dont really become a bitch over time, this lovely young woman with whom you are having trouble relating to was probably a bitch when you met her and this is probably what you liked about her, you probably said to yourself when you met this woman,
"hey she might be a bitch but if your not an asshole she might not be to big of a bitch to you and hey, you might even get some not so bitchy sex" the reason you "put up with such a fucking bitch" is probably just for sex, your a guy and lets be honest guys pretty much breathe, eat, sleep and work for sex, it's the reason we as men brush our hair and buy fancy cars and become DJs, you are the only person who will really know why you put up with her, but as far as I can tell she probably though you were an asshole, but put up with you for the sex, you should thank her for the time she spent with you, also thank her for not giving you an STD, and the worst advice I can give you is to keep on calling woman bitches, they love that sort of thing, just don't let this bitch problem take up all your time because you need to fill your time with other problems like your drug habit, your gambling problem and if you dont start drinking more you will never be the full on alcoholic that you always wanted to be, look at me for example, my time is full of stuff to keep me busy, but just like my buddy Jay-Z I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. that's what I think, Next question please... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Mon 16 Oct, 2006 @ 3:44pm |
| Coolness: 509635 | Thank you Mr DTM! :P |
| I'm feeling in your pants right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou a répondu le Mon 16 Oct, 2006 @ 4:47pm |
 Coolness: 136120 | I NEED A BAD ADVISE:
I told someone to leave me the fuck alone, cause he was getting to much emotion towards me. But i feel bad... cause in da 1st place i ask him to be my man but he said so, so I got over it, and only took him as my boytoy. I do believe now when someone says: You want what you cant have, and when you have it, you dont want it anymore. I feel bad cause he's a good dude and i tough we could of been friend.. but forget it... when yout ell someone that you're not interested in more then "being a toy" and that you can hear cries... What should i do to feel better?!?!? I mean I'm not going to change my mind at all. I still think we are not made to be more then "toys".. but im curious to see whats ur advise. *insert smile here* |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Mon 16 Oct, 2006 @ 5:23pm |
| Coolness: 509635 | Get another toy and you will forget about the old one... imo
DTM? |
| I'm feeling in your pants right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DJ_DTM a répondu le Mon 16 Oct, 2006 @ 9:32pm |
| Coolness: 86930 | Good question I was just thinking the same thing,
Well if you asked him to be your man thats probably where you went wrong, what you obviously wanted was a fuck machine with a cute face a Camaro and a wallet you could show off to your friends, girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money, we all know this, he should have too, The moment he entered into the relationship with you he,. as the man should have stopped giving a shit about you, maybe passed you around to his friends, you dont need anyone to get emotional over you, who the hell needs someone to hold hands with, or cuddle with in the winter, someone to talk to and dream with, someone to look up in the clouds on a beautiful day and see ducks, bunnies and pony's. I know I don't I hate that fluffy shit. Now that being said, by emotional, If you mean sitting in alleyways waiting for you to get home or watching your every move, hiring a private detective to follow your every move smelling your laundry at the laundry mat when you leave them there unattended or breaking into your house all drunk yelling stuff and swinging a broom at your brother who crashed over at your house to keep you safe, then he smashes your brother in the head with a phone and he passes out, no that is love. and love can make you emotional you dont want him as a friend anyway not until he learns how to properly disrespect a woman, Right? Next question please... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Fox a répondu le Mon 16 Oct, 2006 @ 9:40pm |
 Coolness: 78475 | I love you oh too much Mr. DTM!
How do I ever get to chill with you and show you what a great guy you are? |
| I'm feeling bubbly right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou a répondu le Mon 16 Oct, 2006 @ 9:54pm |
| Coolness: 136120 | I know how to disrespect a woman, did it this year
so now what do I do Mr DTM (SEE I GOT IT RIGHT!!!) |
| I'm feeling silly right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Mon 16 Oct, 2006 @ 9:57pm |
| Coolness: 509635 | lol, nice |
| I'm feeling in your pants right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Split_Tail a répondu le Wed 18 Oct, 2006 @ 2:10pm |
 Coolness: 33145 | Dear DTM,
I just came into ALOT of money and am not sure on what to spend it on, and when I say alot I'm saying ALOT as in AAALLLOOOTTT of money, please help... thanks. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou a répondu le Wed 18 Oct, 2006 @ 2:12pm |
| Coolness: 136120 | spend it on me... end of discussion |
| I'm feeling like a tub right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Wed 18 Oct, 2006 @ 2:48pm |
| Coolness: 509635 | by 'me' she means 'us'. which consequently includes 'me'.
'me' UNION 'me' is 'me', so me! P.S. should I stop using code references in my posts? |
| I'm feeling like a stud right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Fox a répondu le Wed 18 Oct, 2006 @ 10:34pm |
| Coolness: 78475 | I'm still waiting for my answer |
| I'm feeling bubbly right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DJ_DTM a répondu le Wed 18 Oct, 2006 @ 10:35pm |
| Coolness: 86930 | Dear Split;
First let me congratulate you on your monetary gain, now on to your question, sorry it took me so long to respond but when I first read your question I asked myself the same thing, and decided to do some research and went out to spend ALOT of money, First I got a hooker, not just any hooker.. I hired Paris Hilton, just like everybody else with a ton of cash to spend, another good way to blow a good chunk of cash is to hit a few strip clubs, OR see how much minou is asking I also advise you to pick up a lil game I like to call stay in las Vegas as long as you can. drinking helps blow the cash and pass the time while your there. I will also advise you to look into buying a few European cars, if all that fails to leave you looking for the next welfare office you can always take your cash and invest in a company I just started called DTMRON Mise À Jour » DJ_DTM a écrit sur Wed 18 Oct, 2006 @ 10:48pm Dolphin, I'm sure your question goes out to all the hardcore RW massive but I'll try to direct my answer just to you.
I advise you to get your ass to the home of DTM this weekend for a special rave I like to call; NAKED TIME. during naked time you can let me know.. A. how great I am, B. how good looking I am, C. let me know what a great DJ I am, we dj guys like hearing that shit.. D. anything esle you can think of about me and my greatness OH Wait, this is the BAD advice thread right.. so instead of all that, 1. Get really fat, 2. get ugly cuz your just way to sexy to be seen with me. 3. listen to more R&B and minimal 4. get a hair weave 5. get some "bling", perhaps gold teeth, thats it for now, you do all that and I'll know for sure your serious. Next question please... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Fox a répondu le Wed 18 Oct, 2006 @ 10:38pm |
| Coolness: 78475 | still waiting.................. |
| I'm feeling bubbly right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DJ_DTM a répondu le Wed 18 Oct, 2006 @ 10:53pm |
| Coolness: 86930 | Originally Posted By ALIEN_ZED BY 'ME' SHE MEANS 'US'. WHICH CONSEQUENTLY INCLUDES 'ME'. 'ME' UNION 'ME' IS 'ME', SO ME! P.S. SHOULD I STOP USING CODE REFERENCES IN MY POSTS?
my answer to you sir is No, keep using the code, it makes life far more interesting for all of us who just want to read our answers without having to dig for the meaning in and around everything you say, I advise you to start a thread on rw that is just for people to try and decipher one another's code, although for-mentioned thread will suck I think sucking is an experience you might enjoy. Next question please... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Thu 19 Oct, 2006 @ 12:41am |
| Coolness: 509635 | What the HELLL is that thing in the corner?! |
| I'm feeling all that right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DJ_DTM a répondu le Thu 19 Oct, 2006 @ 6:03pm |
| Coolness: 86930 | WOW what great question,
might I ask you sir, WHAT CORNER ??? If it's the computer monitor you might wish to be more specific, all I see when I look at my monitor is corners, if your question is "What the HELLL is that thing in the corner of your room " than the answer is probably the monster that has been living under your bed and it's back to get revenge for being covered with used condoms and dirty laundry for all these years. Next question please... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Fox a répondu le Thu 19 Oct, 2006 @ 8:24pm |
| Coolness: 78475 | Ya I got one!!!!
How can I tell someone that they are really starting to bother me, piss me off, annoy me, frustrate me, etc. I'm ready to tell this person to forget we ever met.... |
| I'm feeling bubbly right now.. | |
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