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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Mon 18 Sep, 2006 @ 4:26pm
alienzed
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ahahahaha.

What did the chicken cross the road?

Hey! The chicken does what the chicken wants. GOT IT?
I'm feeling ripped apart right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP a répondu le Mon 18 Sep, 2006 @ 7:35pm
grasp
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whats the difference between a duck?
I'm feeling anal tongue darts right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan a répondu le Mon 18 Sep, 2006 @ 7:57pm
nathan
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Alright, I'm gonna let you in on my favorite anti-joke, gets 'em every time, and it's also a test of one's swiftness and intelligence...:

YOU- "I gotta great knock knock joke...wanna hear it?"
Other person- "Yeah"
You- "Ok...say knock knock"
Other- "Knock knock"
You- "who's there?"
Other- "uhhh..." (stands there with a look of confusion and embarrasment)

Basically the idea is to reverse the joke and see how long it takes before the person realizes that you're the one who's supposed to say knock knock ... now you all know my dark secret ...
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Mon 18 Sep, 2006 @ 9:00pm
alienzed
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that's stupid. great!!!!

Who let the dogs out?

You did, baby. You did.
I'm feeling ripped apart right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» madamme_sara a répondu le Tue 19 Sep, 2006 @ 4:07pm
madamme_sara
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whats the difference between a cup and a dog

monkeys dont fly
I'm feeling horny 4 grasp right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Tue 19 Sep, 2006 @ 4:49pm
alienzed
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What do you women do for diner?

Eat.
I'm feeling happy right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PonChalice a répondu le Wed 20 Sep, 2006 @ 8:45am
ponchalice
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a [ rave.ca ] administrator walks into a spooky forest with a little kid.
as they get deeper into the woods, the turns and kid says: "it creepy in here, im geting scared"
and the [ rave.ca ] admin says: "how do you think I feel? I gota walk back outa here alone!"
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Wed 20 Sep, 2006 @ 5:12pm
alienzed
Coolness: 509600
lol but that's hilarious!
I'm feeling happy right now..
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