Mico's Profile - Oneliners |
 | On Wed Oct 18, 2006 » Mico said "Life is an ever unfolding blah, blah, blah." |
| On Mon Oct 16, 2006 » Mico said "What the hell are YOU staring at!?" |
| On Sat Sep 30, 2006 » Mico said "How?" |
| On Fri Sep 29, 2006 » Mico said "Half our time is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save." |
| On Sat Sep 16, 2006 » Mico said "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands." |
| On Fri Sep 15, 2006 » Mico said "What's with all the serious?" |
| On Fri Sep 8, 2006 » Mico said "That made no sense." |
| On Tue Sep 5, 2006 » Mico said "Catch an STD." |
| On Mon Sep 4, 2006 » Mico said "I AM BEING DRAMATIC!" |
| On Sun Sep 3, 2006 » Mico said "Your heart is my piñata" |
| On Sat Sep 2, 2006 » Mico said "NYAH!" |
| On Fri Sep 1, 2006 » Mico said "Can I spank you?" |
| On Thu Aug 31, 2006 » Mico said "I smell burnt toast, Doctor!" |
| On Thu Aug 31, 2006 » Mico said "Trashy girls rock!" |
| On Wed Aug 30, 2006 » Mico said "Love is a serious mental disease." |
| On Tue Aug 29, 2006 » Mico said "Artwork that is only about wanting to be famous will never make you famous. Any fame is a by-product of making something that means something. You don't go to a restaurant and order a meal because you want to have a shit." |
| On Tue Aug 29, 2006 » Mico said "I'm happy knowing that there are so many insomniacs of ravewave." |
| On Mon Aug 28, 2006 » Mico said "A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men" |
| On Sun Aug 27, 2006 » Mico said "I don't believe you!" |
| On Fri Aug 25, 2006 » Mico said "Gold." |
| On Fri Aug 25, 2006 » Mico said "One thing I know is that life is short, so listen up homeboy, give this a thought, the next time someone's teaching why don't you get taught ?It's like that (what?) and that's the way it is" |
| On Thu Aug 24, 2006 » Mico said "Pretend to be nice, so I can be mean." |
| On Thu Aug 24, 2006 » Mico said "I love doing your mom." |
| On Tue Aug 22, 2006 » Mico said "Have you ever been in Love? Horrible isn't it?" |
| On Mon Aug 21, 2006 » Mico said "No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately" |
| On Thu Aug 17, 2006 » Mico said "Point the finger, slow to understand, arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand" |
| On Thu Aug 17, 2006 » Mico said "I had totally awesome oneliner, but you guys, like, toally ruined the moment. Pshhhhhh." |
| On Tue Aug 15, 2006 » Mico said "Herein lies the truth that Emo was created roughly over three-hundred and fifty pages ago." |
| On Tue Aug 15, 2006 » Mico said "I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you" |
| On Mon Aug 14, 2006 » Mico said "Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it." |
| On Wed Aug 9, 2006 » Mico said "The fundamental question for humanity is, Do you want to be that boring guy at the shoe store who just takes whatever shoe the lady gives him? Or do you want to be that bad ass dude who just laid a log on top of a fax machine for no reason at all? I think" |
| On Sat Aug 5, 2006 » Mico said "They say that at 24, you know eveything... I guess that means i've got a lot to learn." |
| On Thu Aug 3, 2006 » Mico said "No truth, what!? Speak ENGLISH!" |
| On Thu Aug 3, 2006 » Mico said "I am not lying to you." |
| On Wed Aug 2, 2006 » Mico said "My Birthday is tomorrow!" |
| On Mon Jul 31, 2006 » Mico said "Always take candy from strangers." |
| On Fri Jul 28, 2006 » Mico said "Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years" |
| On Wed Jul 26, 2006 » Mico said "My advice is to never take advice." |
| On Wed Jul 26, 2006 » Mico said "Where the fuck did all my oneliners go!?" |
| On Fri Feb 3, 2006 » Mico said "... "knock knock" "Who's there?" "oneliner" "..."" |
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