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On Tue Apr 22, 2008 » Mico said
"If I'm always doing the right thing the wrong way, then why should I do anything at all?"
On Thu Apr 17, 2008 » Mico said
"The bird word of the day is: BLACK MAIL."
On Sun Apr 13, 2008 » Mico said
"You are who you meet."
On Thu Apr 10, 2008 » Mico said
"Islam: Le SIDA de la conscience."
On Wed Apr 2, 2008 » Mico said
"CUM ON MY FACE! ARGHHHHHHH!"
On Mon Mar 31, 2008 » Mico said
"I should be getting paid just for being alive, because I'm so fucking awesome."
On Fri Mar 28, 2008 » Mico said
"On the internet, I'm a 15-year old boy."
On Fri Mar 28, 2008 » Mico said
"Ravewave: A cemetery where dying beasts come to be heckled and devoured by vicious and starving Hyenas."
On Wed Mar 26, 2008 » Mico said
"Abstract Art: A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered."
On Sun Mar 23, 2008 » Mico said
"Whoooaaaa, that was SO LIVE!"
On Sat Mar 15, 2008 » Mico said
"The only thing that is certain in my life is that I'll get drunk tonight, tomorrow, and the day after..."
On Fri Mar 14, 2008 » Mico said
"EPIC FAIL!!!11 LAWL... It's so funny, it hurts."
On Tue Mar 11, 2008 » Mico said
"I work at Block Buster Video."
On Thu Mar 6, 2008 » Mico said
"- 1 point... Because you're not clever."
On Fri Feb 29, 2008 » Mico said
"I feel like a kid again."
On Sat Feb 23, 2008 » Mico said
"Avant-Garde is another word for Garbage."
On Tue Feb 19, 2008 » Mico said
"The ones you love the most are the ones who love you the least."
On Sat Feb 16, 2008 » Mico said
"To enjoy freedom we have to control ourselves."
On Wed Feb 13, 2008 » Mico said
"I hate my drug dealer."
On Tue Feb 5, 2008 » Mico said
"WOW, OMFG... +100,000-MILLION"
On Sat Feb 2, 2008 » Mico said
"Care for another piece of advice?"
On Sat Feb 2, 2008 » Mico said
"Make me a sandwich."
On Wed Jan 16, 2008 » Mico said
"Your friends will never tell you the truth -- that is a luxury reserved for your enemies."
On Wed Jan 2, 2008 » Mico said
"Atheists are Gay!"
On Sun Dec 2, 2007 » Mico said
"A butterfly will always emerge from its cocoon."
On Fri Nov 30, 2007 » Mico said
"Ni l'un ni l'autre et tous les deux a la fois."
On Tue Nov 20, 2007 » Mico said
"Whatever. I like masturbating. I masturbate. When I post on Ravewave, it's like I'm masturbating."
On Sun Nov 18, 2007 » Mico said
"Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!"
On Tue Nov 13, 2007 » Mico said
"All generalizations are false, including this one.”"
On Sun Nov 4, 2007 » Mico said
"Sorry, I just felt the need to say something."
On Mon Oct 22, 2007 » Mico said
"(Doone, LOL!) Sometimes insanity is the only sane way cope with a crazy situation."
On Fri Oct 19, 2007 » Mico said
"Safety can only be found in masturbation."
On Thu Sep 13, 2007 » Mico said
"This oneliner is about you."
On Tue Sep 11, 2007 » Mico said
"Disclaimer: I was drunk."
On Sat Sep 1, 2007 » Mico said
"I, seriously, can't get over myself."
On Sat Sep 1, 2007 » Mico said
"Stupid sells."
On Wed Aug 29, 2007 » Mico said
"On the one side stands the velvet glove of commercialism, on the other the mailed fist of the law; and in the middle, a kid with a tape deck and a can of Krylon.(The Berlin Wall)"
On Wed Aug 29, 2007 » Mico said
"La vie n'est que l'interminable répétition d'une représentation qui n'aura jamais lieu."
On Fri Aug 24, 2007 » Mico said
"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes"
On Sat Aug 18, 2007 » Mico said
"I am lonely."
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