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 | On Wed Aug 15, 2007 » Mico said "WOW! OMFG!" |
| On Mon Aug 13, 2007 » Mico said "Most people don't know what they believe, we have to tell them." |
| On Thu Aug 2, 2007 » Mico said "I IS POOPY PANTS!" |
| On Thu Aug 2, 2007 » Mico said "The existance, or non-existance, of a God is by far the most useless and obnoxious coversation that can be had by man." |
| On Fri Jul 27, 2007 » Mico said "I want to be covered in the blood of Jesus." |
| On Thu Jul 26, 2007 » Mico said "Eat Meat." |
| On Tue Jul 24, 2007 » Mico said "I pooed my pants." |
| On Tue Jul 17, 2007 » Mico said "Yo, this guy totally rapes children." |
| On Tue Jun 26, 2007 » Mico said "Life is good." |
| On Fri Jun 22, 2007 » Mico said "People look at an oil painting and admire the use of brushstrokes to convey meaning. People look at a graffiti painting and admire the use of a drainpipe to gain access." |
| On Thu Jun 21, 2007 » Mico said "So little to say... and so much time." |
| On Tue Jun 19, 2007 » Mico said "Consider these words to be deep and full of wisdom." |
| On Sat Jun 16, 2007 » Mico said "I'm a monsta!" |
| On Wed Jun 13, 2007 » Mico said "If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn’t be, and what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?" |
| On Thu May 31, 2007 » Mico said "So, I was in the process of making myself a steak sandwich and realized that I had no Miracle Whip." |
| On Wed May 30, 2007 » Mico said "Spam, lovely Spam, wonderful Spam." |
| On Tue May 15, 2007 » Mico said "Piou, Piou, Piou!" |
| On Mon May 14, 2007 » Mico said "Frogs and snails and puppy-dogs' tails, and dirty sluts in plenty, Smell sweeter than roses in young men's noses when the heart is one-and-twenty." |
| On Wed May 9, 2007 » Mico said "Does anyone here know what the score is? Because I don't have a fucking clue." |
| On Thu May 3, 2007 » Mico said "...*Makes Farting Noise*..." |
| On Mon Apr 30, 2007 » Mico said "Freedom is something that you write on a wall, it's not something that you practice." |
| On Wed Apr 25, 2007 » Mico said "This is not a oneliner." |
| On Sun Apr 15, 2007 » Mico said "The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about." |
| On Sat Mar 24, 2007 » Mico said "The kill the bear!" |
| On Sat Mar 10, 2007 » Mico said "Fnord." |
| On Mon Feb 26, 2007 » Mico said "Il avait pris au serieux des mots sans importance, et etait devenu tres malheureux." |
| On Fri Feb 16, 2007 » Mico said "Beware of the Nasty Iron Midget, aka Port Huron Pygmy." |
| On Fri Dec 8, 2006 » Mico said "If it wasn't for date rape i'd never get laid." |
| On Fri Dec 1, 2006 » Mico said "Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them." |
| On Thu Nov 30, 2006 » Mico said "That's not writing at all - it's typing." |
| On Sun Nov 26, 2006 » Mico said "Leave the house until you havea reason to stay at home." |
| On Fri Nov 10, 2006 » Mico said "If music be the fruit of love, play on." |
| On Thu Nov 9, 2006 » Mico said "I use hyper-intellectualism as a coping mechanism." |
| On Fri Nov 3, 2006 » Mico said "I'm going to give you the hose, bitch!" |
| On Thu Nov 2, 2006 » Mico said "Caro, I said put the lotion in the fuckin' basket!" |
| On Thu Nov 2, 2006 » Mico said "Put the lotion in the basket." |
| On Mon Oct 30, 2006 » Mico said "What sphinx of cement and aluminum bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagination?" |
| On Sat Oct 28, 2006 » Mico said "I have always loved truth so passionately that I have often resorted to lying as a way of introducing it into the minds which were ignorant of its charms" |
| On Fri Oct 27, 2006 » Mico said "Language is a virus from outerspace!" |
| On Fri Oct 20, 2006 » Mico said "The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over." |
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