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 | » DaRkRaVeR said "oups, I did not know i had such distance... sorry" |
 | » little_sarah said "who works? i say we all quit together" |
 | » da_instagatah said "oh no... i got some on my shirt!" |
| » DaRkRaVeR said "five, sex, lay them faced..." |
 | » Agent_Yogurt said "One Two unbuckle my shoe, Three Four step inside the venue" |
 | » Nuclear said "Sex is best when your only 2 (years old)..." |
| » Nuclear said "Sex is like a game... Play by the rules and hope for the best..." |
| » djAmalgam said "snot" |
| » da_instagatah said "i like my avatar. shes hot. like me. NOT." |
 | » daFTWin said "pppfffff.. what kids" |
| » DaRkRaVeR said "Be nice to your candy kids, they choose your nursing home..." |
| » daFTWin said "*buys sarah a fish*" |
| » da_instagatah said "*hands little sarah a knife*" |
| » little_sarah said "i need a fish. sea monkeys at least. i wish i could cut amanda marshall's vocal chords." |
| » DaRkRaVeR said "* Crickets chirp *" |
| » da_instagatah said "i like things in my pants" |
| » daFTWin said "I've come to the conclusion that patty likes having alot of things in her pants :b" |
 | » DirtApple said "base base base in my pants" |
| » DaRkRaVeR said "Never said it wasn't, i love a good gabber song blasting in the computer lab... only thing missing is my sound system .... heh" |
| » da_instagatah said "blame yourself jay...you know its catchy..."base, base...all your base are belong to us..."" |
| » djAmalgam said "Pot, shmot. I'll eat when I'm hungry!" |
| » DaRkRaVeR said "All your BASE... BASE, BASE... All your BASE are belong to us....... blame .:*i*e@t*s@nD*:. for getting this song stuck in my head... blasting meaningless songs/tunes/videos in class that are so meaningless it's funny :P" |
| » da_instagatah said "My porn name is Ann Hyman." |
| » DaRkRaVeR said "DJ Amalgam, too much pot makes you eat .... but then again.. if your like me, you'll loose 15-20lbs a night just dancing. Then spending the rest of the week re-gaining what you've lost :P" |
| » little_sarah said "that's alot of butchered fowl" |
| » djAmalgam said "I'd like five thousand chicken fajitas. To go please." |
| » daFTWin said "hihihihi... awsome.. but i dont need any presents :) *gives chelsea a biIiiGGggGgGGg HUG*" |
| » da_instagatah said "*emptys her wallet and thinks of how many presents she ows kafwin* *sniff*" |
| » daFTWin said "OMG!! I DONT THINK IVE SEEN YOU GUYS ON THE FIRST SINCE LIKE MARCH!! OMG!! im at home ill prolly stay here tho.. hmmm whacha get me this month make it worth it and ill come meet you guys ;)" |
| » da_instagatah said "Kafwin!? where are you?! its the first!!!" |
| » djAmalgam said "I get curls" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "shampoo is bettah, it goes on first and cleans tha hair! conditioner is bettah, it leaves the hair silky and smooth." |
| » da_instagatah said "*barfs*" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "What does the "g" stand for? I don't know! Meeeh heeee hehehehehe" |
| » daFTWin said "i wanna make my own booty song :(" |
| » PaT_ said "the oneliner section has really gone to the shits." |
| » djAmalgam said "Are you gonna RIDE the camel?" |
 | » shpud said "tomorow im gonna go ride a caMEL" |
| » daFTWin said "hihihi thats my kinda line :D... and pat can we forget our war, please" |
| » da_instagatah said "1_____________________________________________er" |
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