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 | » daFTWin said "*sobs*.. * can't get over the fact that in order to get a hug it has to be bought for me* :(" |
 | » PaT_ said "*buys kafwin a hug* here you go sweety *looks up and admires his 1-er icon*" |
| » daFTWin said "I want a hug" |
 | » tuesmondieu said "I think ur stinkyness is confusing u" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "while the mermaids sing as they comb their hair" |
 | » da_instagatah said "i can't count past 5" |
| » tuesmondieu said "hmmm....i dont see horses..." |
| » ambear said "thats the way, uhuhuhuh, i like it!" |
| » tuesmondieu said "Wont u take me to...FUNKY TOWN!" |
| » da_instagatah said "everyones RAVING about it..." |
| » daFTWin said "Ahhihihihi:D *chews yummy gum and makes bubbles*" |
| » daFTWin said "*does lil sad puppy face* i want guuummmm" |
 | » little_sarah said "feels nauseous after all that dirty talk" |
| » da_instagatah said "hehehe...poo" |
| » daFTWin said "pfff hes prolly done it so many times he doesnt notice the difference mouaahahhaa.. damn" |
 | » moondancer said "noah, how many times do i have to tell you not to eat shit... the toilet bowl is not the same as a dinner bowl, i swear" |
| » djAmalgam said "eating shit causes Hallucinogen Persisting Perception Disorder." |
 | » Screwhead said "Dick & Jane Books: The Ebonics Edition. Sample passage: See Jane run. Run bitch, run!" |
| » PaT_ said "my shit smells sweeter than your shit" |
 | » Nuclear said "Eating shit is good for you... Try it..." |
| » da_instagatah said "crackpuppets? present." |
| » daFTWin said "has anyone else noticed a resent outbreak of crackpuppets??" |
 | » El_Presidente said "Mop mop mop, all day long, mop mop mop while i sing this song. Gotta wax that floor, make it shine, gonna take off the spraypaint with terbentine" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "but you dooooooooo, mush mush mush all day long, mush mush mush while i sing this song" |
| » tuesmondieu said "who said that i like mush..." |
| » da_instagatah said "heeeeeeyyyyy...who had the idea for the oneliner pic?!" |
| » moondancer said "muthawapoota pite ig no pa tihoola moshana mo happa yuuuppppiii..." |
| » da_instagatah said "i'm do damn bored i'm goin' blind and i smell like shit..." |
| » djAmalgam said "... I dip my tongue in gun powder then i clear my throat..." |
 | » DaRkRaVeR said ""Stanky ass bitches that need to wash up! dont get mad girl I dont wanna fuk --- you need soap, and water, soap and water" la la la la :P" |
| » da_instagatah said "*let me clear my throat*. ahem ahem ahem." |
 | » AngryChinchilla said "i got my 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 BITCHESS!!
and ill fuck em with my , 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 INCHES!!" |
| » djAmalgam said "Move it some more" |
| » da_instagatah said "i like to move it move it." |
| » little_sarah said "my mouf is naikid" |
| » moondancer said "i have no legs" |
| » daFTWin said ":\" |
| » Agent_Yogurt said "five six seven, i will f*ck you seven to eleven" |
| » PaT_ said "one two three,your the only one for me. two three four, let us do it on the floor. three four five,your the only one in my life, five six seven you make me feel like ive gone to heaven. oouuuuu your are my super star." |
| » DaRkRaVeR said "/me feels like a hippie too. *passes the joint* :P" |
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