made : hangin out with one of my oldest bestest friends all day :)
made : finally going to see Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind , yay for free movie passes
made : memories *happy sigh*
ruined : hearing bout/seeing friends caught in self-destriuctive patterns
ruined : realising im not much better
ruined : goodbyes :(

hangin out with friends and being all nostalgic , its crazy sometimes how even the smallest things bring back lotsa memories

i remember when Matt gave me half a speed at Mayan Mysteries :)

made : house to myself all weekend
made : 2 nights in a row of crazy drinkin ( yay for alcoholic potlucks )
made : movies
made : really great talk with one of my bestest friends n being able to say exactly how i felt :)
made : good karma

made : movies :)
made : re-dyeing hair = no more nasty roots
ruined : tried to dye my goatee n it turned out purple , no thx... so i shaved it off n now i miss it
ruined : holy canceled plans

when NOTHING goes as planned

Hardcore Meltdown kicked serious ass !!!
definitely one of my faves. too

you can fondle my man-teets any time Yas ;)

Haaaaaaaappy B-day !!
i just realised the other day that its been a lil over a year since we first met @ Time Rift , WOW how time flies.... (p.s. remember when that girl thought we were a couple , haha )

wish i could make it to your b-day bash ce soir , but sadly im a broke-ass and dont live in Mtl , so have funnn n dont get yoself into tooo much drunken mischief now ;)

made : wake n bake
made : mmmmmeat
made : chillin with friends and finale of Mad Mad House
made : finally found some

awww you boys made such cute candy kids !!

i miss when everyone was candy damnit :(

when you really try to be there for someone , and be happy theyre moving on , but by doing so it just brings you down

*does the snoopy dance*

*blushes*

will you wear a strap-on for me and buy me lotsa preety things ??
;)

i want a sugar daddy

do it !!
it realllly doesnt hurt as much as ppl say , and if youre worried bout it not suiting you then just get a cute n tiny retainer so its not that obvious and you can just flip it up if you need to hide it

*sighs*

dont we all ;)

^
awww thats really cute !!


Kinder Eggs !!
awesome chocolate and a nifty lil toy all in one

hey i did that too once ( licked a doorknob in the winter ) just cuz i really wanted to see if it was true...
cept it was in my garage and thankfully i got unattached by myself without makin as big of a secene as that loser kid with his head in the chair

woah , i just crushed a spider like 2 seconds before finding this thread

i just dont trust spiders crawlin round my room where i sleep :S

did you try sticking them up your bum ??

my fave. kinda puke is the one that gives you some warning , non-messy and over with quickly...
nothing worse than dry heaving on an empty stomach and the burningg feeling of stomach acid

what is he playing with ??
they look like anal probes

Frosted Flakes !!
and Lucky Charms on special occasions
i never eat milk on my cereal though cuz i cant stand it bein soggy

different strokes for different folks i guess :P

i know someone who used to shoplift bengay from the drug store then go jack off it with it in the washroom

isnt pee sposed to be pretty clean actually ??
i just remember hearin somewhere that if youre stranded with no water youre sposed to drink your pee , and that its actually not as dirty as ppl think it is

and why wash your hands b4 you piss ?? its not like whipping your dick out to pee requires you to give yourself a hand job or anything , just whip it out , give it a quick shake when youre done ( not more than twice though cuz then youre just playin with yourself ) and put it back in

if my parents were that bad id just start eating my meals elsewhere.... the only time we actually sit down n eat together at the table in my house is when theres company

Originally posted by JAIME LE COQUE...
..-when parents flip out...storm off... then try and to be funny and cheer you up cuz "looks like someone sunk your battleships".. .then get in more trouble for not laffing?
QUOTE]

my mom is like the queen of that !!

" its better to be single for years than to go into meaningless relationships just for the sake of being in one "

very true , its totally better to be single than in an unhappy relationship
but at the same time its REALLY discouraging going that long without finding anyone

when i didnt feel like i needed someone special in my life to be happy

i still live at home with my mom too
but im dyin to get outta here , way too much stress and not enough personal space

huh ??
*looks around*

that logic makes absolutely no sense
unless of course your cock is really that numb in which case i think theres a problem.....

dont forget your pebbles hair !! ;)

and yeah , imma be there too
im bringin a friend off here , itll be his first Ottawa party

yeah , like who the fuck is gonna wanna go down on that ??

*blushes n flicks my wrist*
oh you !!


n yeah , i got bored n looked at penile piercings on BME last night , holy crazyness....
whats really fuckin nast though is guys who slice their dicks in half , that i just do not understand :S
[ www.bmezine.com ]
check out "split penis / splitting"

*shudders*

its not a cock talk without Yasmine ;)

seeing friends change for their bf/gf ( like how they dress or talk n little things like that )

made : fun drunken times out in the Boonies
( after getting totally lost on the way there )
made : hugs + flirts ;)
made : " you look like pebbles !! "
made : we hahdcooooh
made : random Care Bears swing-set , weeeee
ruined : fackin hungover

the diarrhea song