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We can thank Nazi German for what is known today as “Rave Parties” or as it is called in street talk “Acid Parades”. The Nazis were known for holding secret events, where they doped themselves up on heroin drugs and smoke meth rocks until all hours of the night, while banging on drums to put themselves into a state of enraged ecstasy. These drum beats (now known as bpm loops) where transformed into what modern day electronic house music sounds like and this is the same type of beat today’s candy hippies dance to while they shove pills of ecstasy drugs up their rectums and suck on cherry flavored ring pops.

Raves first became famous in Russia and moved over to England in the 1980′s where the term “Acid Parties” started. These parties were drug infested sex orgies, full of pre-martial sin docking, multiple and same sexed closet make out sessions and enough acid to send a gorilla on a trip down the Dorthy’s yellow brick road, while holding hands with Captain Crunch and rainbow colored vampire midgets. These phase in UK history is also known as the “Abortion Plague”, as the rate of abortions shot up to 74% in girls from the ages of 14 to 19.

Raves didn’t start becoming popular in the States until the late 1990′s when a new style of music called “Happy Hardcore” was created. The new style of music was louder and faster than any other trance music heard in the UK. Rave DJs (Drug Jockeys) knew the American’s loved more of a “pop” sound and developed this music to entice American’s to come to their hidden desert parties and get them hooked on the newly developed drug MDMA, also know as ecstasy or “The fuzzy sex pill”. The first popular Happy Hardcore song in American was called “Groove is in the Heart” by a Los Angeles band named “Deee-Lite”.

The band was created by New York born Kierin Magenta Kirby or also known by her rave name “Lady Miss Kier”. Lady Kier was a Gogo dancer in New York and wanted to start making her own music. She moved out to LA where she met a “beat maker” and started to create electro tunes. They named the band “Deee-Lite” meaning the “D” for drugs “eee” for all the “e” or ecstasy they did and the “lite” comes from the fact that they liked to “litely” lace their drugs with acid.

Now back to the drugs.

This new drug was so powerful that it could take the average business and turn them into a bead wearing, lollipop sucking, Elmo backpack carrying sex-a-holic within 35 to 45 minutes. This drug would make ones eyes the size of a Japanese Anime character and would turn them into a raging sex craver. The amount of stranger sex due to this drug is unmeasurable and has been rumored that a male could be driven to having 12 to 17 sex partners in one night.

The DJs were also smart and gave friendly names to the different types of ecstasy you could buy. If you wanted to have more of a body drug experience you could buy the “Tweety-bird” or the “Candy Carpet”. If you wanted to be plastered beyond recognition, you could grab a nice bag of “Devils Ferrari” or “Double Dipped Danger Flakes”. The DJs wre smart with their marketing terms as they also knew a parent would have no idea if their son or daughter was on the phone talking about “Candy flipped Saki Bombs” or “Rainbow Kissed Sugar Drops”.

With all cultures there are subcultures and the rave scene is no stranger to different breeds. I have broken down the most famous raver clans known to the world.

Candy Kids



A candy kid is a person who likes to wear bright clothing, love beads and drench their bodies full of liquid ecstasy and fill their blood with sugar. You can always spot a candy kid by the multiple ring pops on their hands.

Each candy kid collects beads, these beads are signs of how many bi-sexual sex orgies they have been apart of. It is almost like medals won on the sexual dance floor of STDs.

A candy kid is also know for their “glow stick” skills and often battle with other candy kids to see who can do the better light show dance. Most battles are for drugs or to win a sex session with the other crews females.

This group of raver also has the largest homosexual population and are no strangers to sin snake to rectum entry sex parties and their female clan members all have partaking in fish cave worshiping.

There method of drug use is what is called the “Rear High”, where the take female cleaning product bags, fill them with water and drugs and then have their funs stick the nozzle up their sewer hole and squeeze Satan’s liquid love sauce up their bums to get a faster and more exciting high.

Jungle Lists



This is the violent clan of the bunch, with their afro-angry drum beats and zulu dance moves. Mostly made up of “Yellows” and blacks, Jungle Lists goto these parties to stir up trouble, cause fights and rob other ravers. This should not be a surprise as we know communist Asians and blacks due the same thing in American society.

A Jungle List is known for liking what is called “Drummed and Base” music and are known for their pot and meth addictions. The term “Drummed and Base” comes from the fact that they like fast African style “tripped pops” music and smoke meth or “basing” while dancing like angry silver-back gorillas.

Each Jungle List group has a leader, also known as a “Rudeboy” or “Bom Bom Cloud”. The leader gets to pick which rave party the crew with go to and what type of dance battles they will perform.

PLUR Babies



The term PLUR means “Peace Love Unity and Respect” but this actually means “Penis Labia Urine and Rectums” and it is their jumpsuit army battle cry. The PLUR Babies clan is that of rich suburban white kids who hide their homosexual activities from their parents and live it up at local raver gay bars.

PLUR Babies can be picked out in a crowd by their visors and soccer shirts. This group is known for their in ability to do good rave dancing and usually just go to the parties to get a quick rape session in or looking to perform mouth sex acts on another man’s Satan scepter. This group also has the highest ranking of STD carriers.

This group is only welcomed into the rave community because they are usually the ones selling the drugs. Just like all things gay, the PLUR Babies are their to distribute Satan’s body to the masses.

How to tell if your kid is a raver:



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Definitely a funny article... I bet the city believes every word of it!

It's not burn down... Read the title... FIRE IN FRONT OF... NOT IN...

actually what i want to do is have music day... i will rent 10 generators, 10 individual speakers and give them to people to bring to different locations on the mountain and have them play music with their ipods... just as a statement...

i was thinking the same thing hahaha...

No the problem is "there is going to be a rave at the gazebo"... That's what the complaint said in an anonymous email...

There are no complaints from neighbours...

I think what they really mean is they don't want HUGE SOUND for event... We can't be disturbing the neighbours with out small little speakers. They should be more worried about all those huge stages in Jeanne Mance park with 80 vertec jbl speakers... Not our 2 monitor setup...

FROM: Gabrielle Korn (gkorn@lemontroyal.qc.ca)

Hello Noah,

As promised, I spoke with a representative from the Réseau des grands parcs de la Ville de Montréal concerning your activity at the gazebo and have the following information to provide to you:

‎- Mount Royal Park is owned and managed by the Ville de Montréal and activities held in the park must receive authorization from the Division des événements publics (DEP).

- On Sundays, two employees from the DEP supervise the tamtam-jam. These employees ensure that people selling items on the site have permits and that park regulations are respected, etc.

- Recently, due to the frequency of events held in both Jeanne-Mance and Mount Royal parks and the impact of these events on the quality of life of the citizens in the vicinity, the city signed an agreement with the citizens that limits all new activities with requests, for instance, for amplification - with some discretion: ex. the Tour de l’Ile (a one-day activity) was tolerated. The tamtam-jam is a recurrent event (precedes this recent agreement) and is also tolerated, but strictly supervised.

- The employees from the DEP can call upon the services of the SPVM for incidents involving nuisances, illicit sales, unauthorized activities or any other breach of park regulations where they require the intervention of the police.

- The event at the gazebo is considered a non-authorized event by the DEP and therefore, the SPVM was called upon to disperse the attendees.

everything posted on the facebook page has been relayed to the city... i email them every day like 10 times the city... although they have not replied back ever... i'm going to start getting people to phone them... tomorrow is a new day! i will make sure their phones don't stop ringing.

villa metro is closed!

I have an XOne 62 also... I would sell it if the price was right! 600$ maybe! What is a decent price for the unit?

unlock...

I'd love to do it but I'm busy!

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I'm not going this weekend but if someone is bored and is going feel free to make copies and bring it! You can change the wording if it's not good enough or need it in French also.

Click on LEARN ABOUT THE RWCODES... And learn the IMG one...

Or just use [ ##### ] with no spaces where ### is the number of the image on this site you want to post...

too much drama... but the tits are nice...

You know you love me :)

This weekend is the tour de ile... The whole mountain area is being used for it. We never play music during the tour de ile...

I don't mind the 80db at 35 meters. I do mind not being able to bring my sound to a park when the laws state I'm allowed as long as I'm not disturbing anyone! :)

i think he did make money from that...

maybe i should make "promoter school montreal"

mel's is like a 30 second walk from the technopark park area. i don't think they would have thousands of people working somewhere it wasn't safe. there are also motocross courses that people teach there. i'm sure the land isn't that bad.

We got 500 signatures today from people who support the music at the gazebo! It was a very productive day. Next week we need more people to walk around getting signatures because being only 3 people doing it there is only so many people you can get.

There was probably some recordings before 12:20 also we missed...

SPVM POLICE RADIO recording thanks to DATABOY

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The Underground:

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FREE Rave!

DATSIK et EXCISION happened 4 months before Nuclear Holocaust...

I had a great time for the couple of hours I was there (met a lot of people also) and all the different after parties were fairly fun also. I don't think it was a fail at all. People had something different to do for a couple of hours and then like always when one party stops, five more start.

owww too bad you didn't record from 11pm+

i got messages from people saying there was a little party without music and with a fire at the techno park from all the people who came and found nothing after 2am.

Why don't you people record it so we can play it back for people and tell them THIS IS WHAT NOT TO DO BECAUSE THIS HAPPENS...

pictures!

Yes so piknik is an illegal private monopoly that the city lets happen... Tomorrow I'll see if that's allowed or not.

i dunno who to call for that but that would be awesome... especially since the police seem to be bullying us now. making up stories. i saw the complaint and it wasn't a complaint really. it just said "there is a rave on the mountain" it never said it bothered anyone. can someone from their house actually complain about what we do? i don't think that is fair.