oh man that's great...
i hate jews

pft.. i played this weeks ago..
it wasnt THAT hard

41.089

that was hilarious
Whitey McWhite... thats what i all waste islanders

bleh...
religion and government should be kept apart

who enter here. (too classic to massacre)

For the tenth time!! It's....

some girl was sucking my cock.

All wood burns, therefore...

hot

more than apple sauce

one fish, two fish, red fish...

That happened to my dad in the 70s
Hydro threatened to cut off the power to our house because of a penny.

oh yeah...
and...

poison, wine, radicchio, helicopter, microscope

"Why did you just say: 'sperm monkey repellent dust high synagogue'" asked Peter.

:b
ok that was unfair...

A dust repellent monkey spermed on a synagogue while high.

The speaker of the house, running out of energy, randomly harpooned an elephant wandering the city.


shoe, cuticle, rubber, logical, rhubarb

ha

police left a schoolgirl dripping after drinking a few bottles of wine


exoskeleton, polymorphic, stairs, hair

thats great

hahah ian is funny
also.. the working conditions in plant 1 are horrible.. the other plants are very good

oooooooooooooooold

yes velan
plant 5 on cote de liesse....
do you also work there??

negative
i) i work in the accounting department (of the third largest Valve company on earth)
ii) i deal poker for charity events
iii) i work as a valet at a restaurant and a night club from thursday to sunday
iv) i occasionally still do maintenance of saltwater aquariums

The Book is so manly.. not even the sentences have periods!

wow
i love how everyone automatically assumes you CANT enjoy your job if you work in an office....

meh... its making me money
you think i intend to work in an office my whole life?
i have ambitions thanks.
goals.

plus its not my only job. ive got 3

seriously...
how does this guy know my name?

p.s. I HATE JEWS.
hitler may have had the right idea....
*nods*

jesus christ! calm yourself!
(wait.. does that offend you? I'm refering to Jesus as the messiah, not a prophet... :()

learn to take a joke.
ath-hole

yeah...
anti-semitism is practically older than the jewish religion
i think theyre both equally old.
they're like the yin and yang
there are no jews without anti-semites.

wow.. you must be really sure about yourself... whoa!
you're so confident that you feel the need to insult the way i look.
wow. I'm gonna trust you now!!
holy shit. you're so smart. you studied things.
oooooh.....
i'm shitting in my fucking pants over here.

i have a job. thanks.
it's an office job. pays pretty well. and they don't require that i cut my hair.
don't quit YOUR day job.

well it is now... i just finished jacking off....

from the neck down, that girl is pretty cute

explain to me what he would bring him to court for. and how he would win. i don't see anything wrong with what ian is doing.
dotmate is a small fish in a big tank.
yahoo personals, lavalife, [ date.ca ] do you think they care if another fucking waste of a dating site opens?
no. they don't.
dotmate, and this other dating site that ian will be working for will not be competitors in the traditional sense. the internet is huge. there are countless losers out there willing to waste money on a dating site. sure, they're both dating services, but you think that Coke cares if RC cola opens a new bottling plant? no. theyre market share is secure.
ugh. there's so much rage in my head now i can't even formulate a coherent response. there are too many things i want to say.
noah, you're greedy.
ian, get yourself out of debt by any means necessary.

i) Jews are not a race. It is a religion.
ii) Learn to take a joke.

hahah
pat = funny

and on that note:
meh. you gotta look out for your best interests. if he wants to be a selfish fuck. let him.

judaism

no... theres long and short versions

..

:O

nobody should have nuclear power