Why do you need Captain Obvious?

I can't wait for this one! Going to be OFF THE HOOK!

Hey, who here hates niggers?

Yeah I agree, Captain Obvious is totally gay. What's your point?

Hey so is Wendall coming to any of the cool parties coming up soon?

Alter egos are totally gay. It's like, if you decided to call yourself Luke Peril and then it turned out your name was Erik. I mean, people would be calling you Luke, all confused, and then asking you why Luke Peril afterwards, sort of flippantly because it really doesn't make sense.

I like mudkips!

Bialetti isn't a king.

Wolf Parade

lol you tk him 2 da bar?

Bliss ur trax r wicked. Did you rly write dem all?

Everybody dance!

I don't get it, who is this Thundercock guy? I'm totally confused, I can't find any way to tell who it might be and what he has to do with this thread.

Ok.

Parody? No I'm really trying for a lobotomy...

I wus trying to pots a pictuer buts I dont haev the necesary lobotmy drill. Plz help!

Who the hell is Dee?

What's wrong with a naked blonde chick throwing food around like a monkey? That's sort of hot!

Validididity?

Who's Threat? What did he post?

WTF is Breakcore?

You guys can all spin at my party. Spin the twister wheel that is! What great times we will have.

It's a good idea to make a backup.

Gee.

Britannia used ravers to eliminate the indigenous population? I learn something new every day. Then I forget it.

We have electro in this city? GET OUT.

It's been a long time since my last 13 by 28.

I'm lost.

There's a rave scene?

Hey hey hey, I know! Let's all make cartoons about the whole issue and flog that dead horse like our dead grandfathers! Has anyone thought of doing that yet?

GUYS! What this website really needs is a free porn section!

Well at least she's trying to finish her pea soup like a good girl.

I don't know, my car seems to veer left when I try to read a book. I should probably get that checked out.

I'm sad because I didn't see the coming coon. That seemed really interesting.

You're reviewing a 4 1/2?

*Boohoohoo, cry me a river Captain Oblivious. Nobody is bothering you. You are not the victim you make yourself out to be. Get over it.*

Did I miss something? What river was I crying?

First, last, iggy's? Is Iggy that character I see on people's mugs at work? And is this some sort of race? Luke Peril got in first place but was overtaken by a few other people so he wound up last? I don't get it.

Is this going on before the 25th?

fuck this!

So he fucked you on the way to Portland and you couldn't figure out who it was? Hey I wonder if people can figure out who I am via my IP address. Don't rightly care.