Cutterhead is crying right now.

His tears give me sexual powers.

You look like a cat, but are not a cat.

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Negative, the problem is always cutterhead. Even when you think it's not, it's actually cutterhead's fault.

Captain obvious was referring to lechat.

you're = you are

your = your possession

You're not actually a cat.

I am a captain of the obvious. Only I may dispense the obvious in an amusing fashion.

failpolice is not a real police officer.

I don't read posts, I just state the obvious.

Fred has become cutterhead.

Cutterhead is a retard.

lightning.

It's the only cure.

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Star Trek is for nerds.

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i mackes gud speelongs een mi ritings.

Scholar 1: Since Atlas is holding up the world, what is he standing on?
Scholar 2: A turtle.

Scholar 1: And what is the turtle standing on?
Scholar 2: Another turtle.

Scholar 1: Oh, I see.
Scholar 2: It’s turtles all the way down!

That's because it's an ineffable statement. Credence should not be given to those who make comments that cannot be supported by any evidence whatsoever. The same proof that is given to the existence of god can also be applied to the flying spaghetti monster, god fearing nuts have a way around this, they say "you just have to have faith", which roughly translated means "stop asking questions and just blindly believe in this".

Taking an agnostic position on the existence of god is the same as being agnostic to whether rocks laugh at you when you're not looking.

example:

I have a magic yogurt, when I eat it, I become invisible. Unfortunately, it only works when no one is looking and I refuse to do it when anyone is conducting experiments testing the validity of said invisibility.

How many people are going to say "you're completely full of shit"? All those people are the equivalent to Atheists whereas those who say "I dunno, that doesn't seem too likely, but since I can't know for sure, I'll remain neutral and say I'm not sure" are agnostics.

saying the burden of proof is on those who doubt is basically opening the door for people to make baseless claims and giving them credence where credence is not warranted.

aggreed.

Why reinvent the wheel when someone else has said it better?

Too bad for him, he was camping on the domain and doing nothing with it.

You only need one reason to be against the death penalty.

Innocent people are put to death.

We don't need more Anal Bukkake vince.

There is gore in this video?

Militant Atheists are that way because they've been backed in to a corner by people who want to indoctrinate everyone.

I'm all for freedom. 100% in favor of freedom, even to practice whatever voodoo crap you want. But don't force your beliefs on me by making me take part in your dogma.

By the way, ridiculing and insulting someone is part of freedom. If I think your beliefs are garbage, I'm going to say so. I wont prevent you from practicing them, but there is no way I wont mock you for it.

You really need to pay attention to the difference here.

In places like the US, presidential candidates talk about Atheists as if they aren't even citizens. they constantly push gods and dogma into everyone's every day life. This sort of crap is what creates Militant Atheists who fight back.

Debating online with others about the validity of one religion over another (or none at all) is not intolerant, it's progress.

Talking is ALWAYS better than fighting (physically).

When the militant religious get angry, they kill people.

When militant atheists get angry, they throw insults.

If a serial murderer called himself a messenger of peace and love, would you be inclined to believe him based on words alone?

Saying something and doing another does not make it so.

The only religion of peace I've seen is Buddhism, where pacifism is actively taught.

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did you bother reading the news?

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Must be easy lecturing others without informing yourself.

Take mideval thinking and add modern weapons to the mix. Great combination.

Humour is how you spell Humor in a country called The Dominion of Canada.

I'm using the internet right now.

Murder isn't murder when god wants it done. Then it's a mircle, like zombie jesus coming back to life and flying up into the clouds to live with his father who happens to also be himself.

That's ok, refute what was written in a book without reading it. Shows how unbiased you are.

If you don't like "The End of Faith" how about "God is Not Great" by Christopher Hitchens, a very well known reporter who has been to pretty much every country in the world and seen pretty much everything that is to see.

His feelings on Islam are very clear.

So because you can't trust your own senses or mind or truthes, anything is possible! Ponies and sunshine is all that matters, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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You need to do more drugs because you don't do enough already.

Also, Einstein was a Pantheist, not even close to being a Theist.

Hypocracy at it's worst? No. Hypocracy at it's worst would be an Atheist accusing the pious of preaching dogma, then turning around and doing the same.

Atheists attack religion, not the people who act religious. Religious people however go nuts and attack the Atheists themselves, rarely actually addressing the Atheism its self, preferring to tell Atheists that they will be going to hell for their lack of faith.

Do you like being told that you will spend an eternity in a firey pit being tortured? I've never said anything close to that to anyone religious. The worst I've ever done is tell people that they're wasting their time and the time of those they teach.

Atheists don't delude themselves into thinking the world will be utopia once religion is gone, however it is WITHOUT A DOUBT, that the world would be better off without it.

No more debates as to whether to have blood transfusions, no more snake handling, no more covering women, no more raping babies as a cure for AIDS, no more suicide bombers killing civilians, no more teaching children that their protestant friends will go to hell and that they should hate them, no more killing in the name of a god that doesn't exist.

If you disagree, I'll have to do the work of the FSM and murder you.

Bombs are a tool of peace.

I disagree. Nothing I've seen of islam makes me believe that.