You hate yourself.

.. of coke.. while on stage.. singing..

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You think I do this for free?

Neuromyth is a tool.

You just quoted the great philosopher Lauren Hill.

Her photo is of two girls kissing.

You sound bored.

This is an update to my comment.

ashtraygirl is a lesbian that likes penises.

the iriver is not actually a river, it's an mp3 player.

Regimental is a pyromaniac.

Ian thinks my name is Ian.

Alex wears women's panties.

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On September 11, 2001 he was scheduled to return to Los Angeles on American Airlines Flight 11 after being a keynote speaker at his alma-mater in Rhode Island. Due to a mix-up by his travel agent he was told that his flight was scheduled to depart at 8:15am but it really departed at 7:45am and he had arrived at Boston Logan Airport a few minutes after boarding was stopped on his flight and he was told he would have to wait for the next flight. At 8:45am one hour after the departure of American Airlines Flight 11 it was hijacked by terrorists and crashed into One World Trade Center (North Tower) in New York City killing all on-board. He was able to contact his parents within 20 minutes of Flight 11 striking the first tower to tell them he was okay. He said that he thanked his travel agent for screwing up the departure time or he would have been on board.

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On the morning of the September 11, 2001 attacks, Seth MacFarlane was scheduled to return to Los Angeles on American Airlines Flight 11 after being a keynote speaker at his alma mater in Rhode Island. In 2005, on episodes of Loveline and Too Late with Adam Carolla, MacFarlane stated that he tried to make the flight, but arrived about ten minutes after final boarding ended. At 8:14 a.m., fifteen minutes after the departure of American Airlines Flight 11, the plane was hijacked, later being flown into the North Tower of the World Trade Center in New York City. He was told he would need to wait for the next flight and then sat down next to someone as they were watching the attacks and he said to the man beside him, “I was supposed to be on that flight."

A good beard.

Turning tricks on the internets can be hard.

Naps should be 20 to 45 minutes long.. how could you not know that?!

Dogs are man's best friend.

They also make good wives in India.

You're in south korea.

Ian is good at this game

You are amazed.

This is where I'm supposed to ask questions?

Crystal Meth is a drug that makes you want to sort bolts.

Ian is feeling surly.

Murdock rock is a botanist.

You want me to be silent apparently.

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PLUR means Peace Love Unity and Respect, all characteristics not found in ravers.

I state the obvious, it's my job.

That was both trite and obvious. Good job.

Your capslock button is broken and randomly activates its self.

I think Fishead is implying I eat shit.

Trying is the first step to failure.

Eating your own feces is a great way to recycle.

El Leader Maximo is trying to be Captain Obvious.

DrNyarlathotep is wrong.
Demonoid provided access to files which contained file hashes. Demonoid had a tracker which listed all the IP addresses of Bit Torrent users that were currently sharing the file.

Pimples are caused by excessive masturbation.

Peace will never exist in the Middle East.