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| steve that is nast. |
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| Horny bastards. |
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| HAHAHAHAHAHAH
:lol |
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| Raver bitch needs to get smacked up. |
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| i didnt read the messages in this thread,
but i was wondering,
anybody ever see cows have sex? you d think with so many in the fields (highway driving) you d catch some of that action...
what noises do they make when they have sex? mooing noises?
can u tip them over when they doin it? |
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| *has a new goal in life* |
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| maybe they aren't exhibitionists and only do it in the barn when no one is looking |
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| arent the males and females usually kept apart ??
maybe theres lesbian cows...... |
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| gay steve is absolutely right. cows are all females, and the man ones are separated from the woman ones. |
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| ooooh yeah, I forgot about the fact that bulls are the boi-cowz. |
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| see- i'm not so blonde after all eh? you wanna piece of me jackass? |
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| so are all the women cows lesbian?
And on a semi-related train of thought, if a rooster eats out a chicken, do they think it tastes like human? |
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| Just turned into the dumbest thread ever. boy cows...omg |
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| why would they be lesbians?
how would they know what human tastes like? they're below us in the food chain.
and why do you think of animals when "sex" is brought up? |
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| I dunno why.
I just smoked a joint though, so my brain is operating on a lower-level right now.
But back to the chickens thing, I'd figgure some chicken at some point must have "gotten the crazy" in it and attacked a farmer and bit him and lived to tell about it. Would it possibly think other chcken's poontang taste like human by some twist of irony? |
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| i think you're retarded |
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| And I think your bottylicious.
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| do chickens even have poontangs?
and if so...do they eat each other out? |
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| *blushes* hehe..
i must admit, my ass looks especially good in these pants |
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| I think chickens would have poontangs. I don't think eggs get pooped-out.
I wonder what a rooster fucking a chicken looks like.
And I'm convinced that chickens kept in captivity like they are would probably make them go down on each other and have mad lesbian-prison sex like all those movies from the late 80's early 90s where women were thrown into all-female prisons and they'd turn into these wild lesbians that plot their escape from the evil male opressers.
Or maybe I just need to not smoke weed this early in the morning ever again. |
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