Originally Posted By BONUSBEATS

So...you're the kind who likes to make some blowjobs but, not everyone likes to gag on cock, so whatever. To play country music you need to have some retarded country music, ever thought about that? Being Bruce Willis doesn't give you Puppetmaster control over the fucking DJ. Fucking requests are lame from the start, let's not talk about the country ones.

Also, about your ''DJing is a scam'' let's call that an ""argument'', I would point out that when people dance and ask what the track is, it already means you're doing a good job as a DJ, so who the fuck cares about telling they wrote it if it's not true, especially when the party is rocking. Just sayin'

Also well, if there was no DJing, your oh-so-amazing, playboy-model dating retarded friend Joel Thomas Zimmerman would not only not be punched, but flipping burgers because the only people buying his mongoloid cheesy music are DJs (like, tell me straight to my face that you BOUGHT a Deadmau5 track). Do you even have a Beatport or Juno account?

Those kinds of rotten cheesy minds thinks alike too, so I bet your idea of a DJ consists of a guy playing whatever tracks one after the other and taking credit for it. Well, when you finish primary school, you'll know otherwise.

Now, go eat some Froot Loops, then you can masturbate to Die Hard or listen to Sexy Bitch thinking about bringing people to techno.

Originally Posted By BLISSS

I pretended I'd never heard of them

Originally Posted By NEUROMYTH

When a celebrity like that wants you to do something, you let his celebrity power take over you, and you fuckin do it.

Originally Posted By V.2-1

I dunno, what if Bruce Willis asked you to suck his cock, lick his balls and go all Cleveland Steamer on you, would you let his celebrity power take over you ? Because that would make you ghey if you did. Heh.

Originally Posted By SOURULTRAFAST

You already know the answer

Originally Posted By NEUROMYTHWHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS IT'S THE EASIEST SHIT EVER AND ANYONE CAN DO IT. IT'S FUCKIN BORING ACTING LIKE YOUR DOING SOMETHING WHILE UR WAITING FOR THE TRACK TO END SO U CAN BRING IN THE OTHER ONE.

Originally Posted By neuromythBonusBeatz the fuck do u know with ur 1 gig. I don't see any producing or dj status from you.

Originally Posted By NEUROMYTH

what im trying to say is it's the easiest shit ever and anyone can do it. it's fuckin boring acting like your doing something while ur waiting for the track to end so u can bring in the other one.

Originally Posted By RAWALI

you'll stop claiming you even know how to mix you talentless twat

Originally Posted By RAWALI

Which is exactly why djs with half an ounce of talent don't fucking wait around like a silly cunt to wait for the outro to mix...

if you're gonna be behind the fucking decks, do something about it...

as far as turntablist not making people dance... have you heard of mana or mat the alien or JFB? Assuming you're too busy sucking Bruce Willis's cock you probably havn't but trust me, there are turntablists out there that can a rock a crowd so hard you'll stop claiming you even know how to mix you talentless twat

Originally Posted By RAWALI

and yeah, either switch it up before it gets boring

Originally Posted By RAWALI

read the article you posted... I've booked plenty of other international dj and organized parties with more attendance a great number of times...

and yeah, either switch it up before it gets boring or blend tunes and mix the fuck out of em...

Originally Posted By DRTAKO

basdini: well at least I don't try and attack people from behind with wine openers.. that shit's nasty

Originally Posted By BLISSS

Deadmau5 approached the unnamed DJ on the decks at the time and asked him to change the music he was playing.

The DJ refused and Deadmau5 walked away, only for the DJ to seek him out later on in the evening and allegedly punch him in the back of the head.

Originally Posted By NEUROMYTH

DO U KNOW WHAT SEX IS BONUSBEATZ?

lol