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Broken Telephone
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| cause you know if it burns when you tinkle, there's a problem around your nuts |
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| I'm feeling like a beer right now.. |
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| bus goes stop, i get on, bus goes to my work, i play with sluts! |
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| I'm feeling awesome right now.. |
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| Bus driver stops, shoots at a cop, I jumped out the window got all shook so I booked, went to work drank a Bud |
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| I met a young cyclops who jumped through my window. He stole all my books and then went to eat my rug. |
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| I'm feeling human right now.. |
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| i met a hot cyborg woman once. she was a widow. her husband died in an intergalactic war. i gave her a hug. |
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| you're some kind of crackwhore woman, who thinks she's skizo and ties rubber bands on his back until he's sore. you are an insignificant bug |
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| creative!^^^^^
horses are sometimes black and sometimes white or even sometimes brown. horses own the land, and so much more. i want a horse mug. |
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| As hinted in the above timeline, early telephones were technically diverse. Some used a liquid transmitter, which was dangerous and inconvenient and soon went out of use. Some were dynamic, i.e. their diaphragm wriggled a coil of wire in the field of a permanent magnet or vice versa. This kind survived in small numbers through the 20th century in military and maritime applications where its ability to create its own electrical power was crucial. Most, however, used the Edison/Berliner carbon transmitter, which was much louder than the other kinds, even though it required an induction coil, actually acting as an impedance matching transformer to make it compatible to the impedance of the line. The Edison patents kept the Bell monopoly viable into the 20th century, by which time the network was more important than the instrument anyway.
Early telephones were self powered; ie they used a dynamic transmitter or else powered their transmitter with a local battery. One of the jobs of outside plant personnel was to visit each telephone periodically to inspect the battery. During the 20th century "common battery" operation came to dominate, powered by "talk battery" from the telephone exchange over the same wires that carried the voice signals. Late in the century, wireless handsets brought a revival of local battery power. |
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| awesome. *yawn* |
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| a bottom John |
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| I'm feeling home again right now.. |
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| ha ha that means he buys sex with homo prostitute so they will fuck him in the ass!
bottom john bwa ha ha ha |
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| I'm feeling like a beer right now.. |
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| ha ha that means he buys the gays with lezbian prostitute so they will fuck him in the mouth! |
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| I'm feeling relax right now.. |
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| AH RHA CHA CHA CHA means i feel like playing the game called the dog and the rooster. |
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| I'm feeling awesome right now.. |
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| Turtles Turtles Ra Ra Ra, that means you're spraying the blame in the fog without a booster?! |
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| I'm feeling home again right now.. |
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| hurdles and hurdles blah blah blah, they're so lean, i'm saying they're lame. with a log i'd chose to squish them |
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| bubbles that murder the birds near the street, just blame the fog, or the log and the bitch, I hate that bitch. |
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| YA MEE TO |
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| Jamie Too |
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| I'm feeling beautiful right now.. |
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| Here lies this thread, it had a good life, it was loved by many and it tried hard to do its best in this world full of challenge and temptation, it was a good thread, and now with the power invested in me, By me I hereby pronounce this thread DEAD as the career of Mike Tyson, or Carrot Top. |
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| Peach pies with lead, made for me my Wife, she loved every penny and lied at cards to win this vest they had at Challenge St corner Temptation Road. My ass was blood red and POW with some power it infested my pee. I cheered and announced this red lead as I peer at the hallucinated bison, or Carrot Top. |
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Broken Telephone
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