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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mutante replied on Mon Dec 14, 2009 @ 7:07pm |
 Coolness: 76185 | personne a rien fais de mal.....
*sigh* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Mon Dec 14, 2009 @ 7:07pm |
 Coolness: 185360 | hahaha |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Mon Dec 14, 2009 @ 11:43pm |
 Coolness: 166550 | alright, here's my fav classic joke that i post everywhere:
why did jesus cross the road? 'cause he was nailed to the chicken! XD |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» the_big_jo replied on Mon Dec 14, 2009 @ 11:52pm |
 Coolness: 56590 | Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
... Cause it was dead. Update » the_big_jo wrote on Mon Dec 14, 2009 @ 11:53pm Why did the chicken fall out of the tree?
... It was stapled to the monkey. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Mon Dec 14, 2009 @ 11:53pm |
| Coolness: 166550 | Originally Posted By THE_BIG_JO
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ... Cause it was dead. haha!! i have no idea why, but i found that really funny.. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Dec 14, 2009 @ 11:57pm |
 Coolness: 685595 | Originally Posted By THE_BIG_JO
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ... Cause it was dead. It's not dead, it's resting!  |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Mon Dec 14, 2009 @ 11:59pm |
| Coolness: 166550 | Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
It's not dead, it's resting! hahahaha!! classic.. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» the_big_jo replied on Tue Dec 15, 2009 @ 12:03am |
| Coolness: 56590 | I got a whole bunch like that.
Why did the retarded kid fall off the swing? ... Cause he had no arms. Why was the boy so sad on the anniversary of his father's funeral? ... Because he had cancer. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Dec 15, 2009 @ 1:23am |
 Coolness: 265960 | loool. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» eLDee replied on Tue Dec 15, 2009 @ 1:38am |
 Coolness: 120920 |  |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Tue Dec 15, 2009 @ 5:45am |
 Coolness: 131600 | ravewave |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH replied on Tue Dec 15, 2009 @ 10:50am |
 Coolness: 226280 | Why did Edward cross the road,
His dick was stuck in the chick. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Tue Dec 15, 2009 @ 10:51am |
 Coolness: 113400 | Originally Posted By THE_BIG_JO
Why was the boy so sad on the anniversary of his father's funeral? ... Because he had cancer. LOL! And here you guys go: A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job." *** As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DynV replied on Tue Dec 15, 2009 @ 11:17am |
 Coolness: 108810 | Originally Posted By SPARKLZ
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". I was expecting something like that and it rarely fail to amuse me.  |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Tue Dec 15, 2009 @ 6:02pm |
| Coolness: 131600 | banhammer |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Super_J replied on Wed Dec 16, 2009 @ 2:38am |
 Coolness: 27005 | how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb??
TWO.. the hard part is getting them in there! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» the_big_jo replied on Wed Dec 16, 2009 @ 10:45am |
| Coolness: 56590 | What goes hahaha... plop
A guy reading the funnies on the can. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Wed Dec 16, 2009 @ 10:50am |
 Coolness: 294980 | Why did the blond drown?
If was mark scratch and sniff in the bottom of the pool |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Wed Dec 16, 2009 @ 1:59pm |
| Coolness: 166550 | A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street,
when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?' 'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!' The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!' The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?' Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, 'Yes, he sure did!' The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Next year tell Santa; The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top'!!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Wed Dec 16, 2009 @ 2:08pm |
 Coolness: 159125 | Originally Posted By ZOMBIE8MYBRAIN
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?' 'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!' The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!' The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?' Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, 'Yes, he sure did!' The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Next year tell Santa; The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top'!!! Hehehe ! Nice one. :) |
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