Rakoon Problem.
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH replied on Sun Sep 27, 2009 @ 9:55pm |
 Coolness: 226410 | ^^^ yeah, now get a box big/heavy enough box to hold a 45-50 pounds rakoon. they have oposable thumbs, and pretty fucking smart:) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sun Sep 27, 2009 @ 10:20pm |
 Coolness: 685725 | hmmm... massive bear-trap? home-made huge mouse-trap? something so that when it disturbs the food it gets smashed in the fucking head with a crowbar/sledgehammer? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH replied on Sun Sep 27, 2009 @ 10:24pm |
| Coolness: 226410 | Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
hmmm... massive bear-trap? home-made huge mouse-trap? something so that when it disturbs the food it gets smashed in the fucking head with a crowbar/sledgehammer? yeah, I hear ya, but have you ever seen a rakoon that was that big? Seriously, it would take at least a few blows to the head before it even begins to loose it combativity. They're fucking strong. Especially if it has rabies, with it's nerves already saturated with pain. I think that a baseball bat would be the best, and even then, I'd have to be pretty fucking efficient. If I had it my way, I'd blow it away but the noise would get me arested. So I came up with master plan, I'll net it, and beat it to a pulp with a baseball bat. Pretty savage, but hey... I can't afford to be all righteous about this. Update » MolocH wrote on Sun Sep 27, 2009 @ 10:26pm And it does break my heart. I know it's just striving to survive. But it's getting dangerous. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sun Sep 27, 2009 @ 10:28pm |
| Coolness: 685725 | I've lived next to Bois D'Liesse, I've seen families of huge motherfuckers probably about the size you're describing :P
The net is an idea, but if you don't immobilise it, it'll still be a problem.. If you've got a porch, you can rig a net up with some food and ropes, so that when you see it you yank it up and pull it up like a pinniata.. then make sure you're still covered/protected incase it swinging gets in range and still scratches.. plus you want to avoid contact with the blood.. get like, a dollar-store raincoat.. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DynV replied on Sun Sep 27, 2009 @ 11:44pm |
 Coolness: 108940 | I'd prefer to hang the thing rather than beating it up, it's simpler too. The ideal thing would be to box it and hook a engine exhaust (generator?) to the box. Update » DynV wrote on Sun Sep 27, 2009 @ 11:47pm Perhaps some extermination places sell quick/strong poison ? Neurotoxin ? Update » DynV wrote on Mon Sep 28, 2009 @ 12:01am rat poison sound like it inflict sleepiness and appetite loss ; nothing about barfing entrails. Update » DynV wrote on Mon Sep 28, 2009 @ 12:04am the rat poison was wrong : causing diffuse internal bleedings :( |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sun Sep 27, 2009 @ 11:58pm |
| Coolness: 685725 | oooo neurotoxin sounds like fun...
let's take it a step further; take pictures of it, send the pictures/story to the media, along with a recorded phone call on how they want YOU to pay to take care of a neighborhood problem... then feed it a chocolate bar with some PCP or acid in it and have it go on a rampage, then the city will look even stupider and more negligent than usual! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zimmermau5 replied on Mon Sep 28, 2009 @ 12:52am |
 Coolness: 77495 | I like screwheads idea! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Mon Sep 28, 2009 @ 1:14am |
 Coolness: 509695 | Originally Posted By KISHMAY_PINAS
yeah, rakoons love green pepper |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH replied on Mon Sep 28, 2009 @ 6:25am |
| Coolness: 226410 | Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
oooo neurotoxin sounds like fun... let's take it a step further; take pictures of it, send the pictures/story to the media, along with a recorded phone call on how they want YOU to pay to take care of a neighborhood problem... then feed it a chocolate bar with some PCP or acid in it and have it go on a rampage, then the city will look even stupider and more negligent than usual! That's actually a fucking good idea, but I think it's still dangerous for the neighbourhood. And quite cruel to the thing as it trips it's little diseased brain out... But for all you tender hearts our there, I will try to bother the city about this some more, but I doubt that;ll werk. I actually spazzed at them last time I called... So to me, it's pretty much net and baseball bat. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Mon Sep 28, 2009 @ 8:48am |
 Coolness: 115670 | Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
I've lived next to Bois D'Liesse, I've seen families of huge motherfuckers probably about the size you're describing :P hahahahah jai aussi habitee pres du bois de liesse et jsuis tellement daccord!! cest des troupeau de rakoon fous!!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Mon Sep 28, 2009 @ 8:51am |
 Coolness: 185490 | j'ai eu le même problème de raton, aussi à PSC
j'en avais un gros criss pis un petit qui venait faire leur petit besoin sur mon péron, 3ième étage d'un triplex tsé.. on savait pu quoi faire, malheureusement nous ausi on était rendu à penser à l'empoisement, car oui, un raton laveur gros comme une citrouille, plein de bébitte, sa fou la chienne quand tu sors sur ton péron à minuit pis tu t'y attendais pas très dangeureux aussi notre solution : on a eu Chuck, mon chien haha c'est pas la raison pourquoi j'ai mon chien, mais depuis que je l'ai, y'a plus une vermine qui ose venir souillé mon balcon chuck <3 |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon replied on Mon Sep 28, 2009 @ 10:04am |
 Coolness: 175575 | after Shindy and dee's thread
Rakoon tred yaaaaay |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JasonBeastly replied on Mon Sep 28, 2009 @ 12:10pm |
 Coolness: 76845 | Machete.
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shindy replied on Mon Sep 28, 2009 @ 12:18pm |
 Coolness: 171975 | I say kill it and then eat it.
I'm sure big city Raccoon are so full of chemical, you probably could get high ;) Oh! oh! and use it's skin to make a hat!!!! Weeeeeeeeee |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JasonBeastly replied on Mon Sep 28, 2009 @ 12:19pm |
| Coolness: 76845 | Yeah give the hat to Hamish McBean over there. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Mon Sep 28, 2009 @ 12:23pm |
| Coolness: 115670 | des pantouffes en raccoon sa doit etre doux :) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PonChalice replied on Mon Sep 28, 2009 @ 2:47pm |
 Coolness: 76390 | lolwut? killing a raccoon with a bag and a baseball bat?
... thats just a little bit crazy. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» databoy replied on Mon Sep 28, 2009 @ 3:23pm |
 Coolness: 106250 | Did you call the spca (514 735 2711 ext 0)? Maybe they have cages you can use to trap it, then drop it somewhere up north. Its not as macho as busting its skull in with a baseball bat, but it might work.
[ www.spcamontreal.com ] [ www.controledelafaune.com ] |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Mon Sep 28, 2009 @ 3:25pm |
| Coolness: 115670 | Originally Posted By DATABOY
Did you call the spca (514 735 2711 ext 0)? Maybe they have cages you can use to trap it, then drop it somewhere up north. Its not as macho as busting its skull in with a baseball bat, but it might work. [ www.spcamontreal.com ] [ www.controledelafaune.com ] bah la cest pas vraiment mieux parce que le raccoon va mordre dautre animaux habituellement les animaux qui ont la rage sont tuer =/ |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» databoy replied on Mon Sep 28, 2009 @ 3:31pm |
| Coolness: 106250 | Unless its frothing at the mouth and being real aggressive (attacking cats and dogs and peoples...), it probably doesn't have rabies. Its just huge and used to humans.
If it that big, there's no way a pellet gun will kill it. A crossbow however... |
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