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so we're posting the most epic posts possible since we only get one chance until we're banned?
alright! let's begin w/ some excerpts from the Devil's Dictionary:::
ALONE, adj.
In bad company.
BAROMETER, n.
An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
BIRTH, n.
The first and direst of all disasters.
BORE, n.
A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
DISTANCE, n.
The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs, and keep.
FAITH, n.
Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.
FIDELITY, n.
A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
FUTURE, n.
That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
HATRED, n.
A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's superiority.
HOMICIDE, n.
The slaying of one human being by another. There are four kinds of homocide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
LIFE, n.
A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed. The question, "Is life worth living?" has been much discussed; particularly by those who think it is not, many of whom have written at great length in support of their view and by careful observance of the laws of health enjoyed for long terms of years the honors of successful controversy.
LIBERTY, n.
One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
MAGNET, n.
Something acted upon by magnetism.
MAGNETISM, n.
Something acting upon a magnet.
-The two definitions immediately foregoing are condensed from the works of one thousand eminent scientists, who have illuminated the subject with a great white light, to the inexpressible advancement of human knowledge.
SATAN, n.
One of the Creator's lamentable mistakes. Being instated as an archangel, Satan made himself multifariously objectionable and was finally expelled from Heaven.
Halfway in his descent he paused, bent his head in thought a moment and at last went back. "There is one favor that I should like to ask," said he.
-"Name it."
-"Man, I understand, is about to be created. He will need laws."
-"What, wretch! you his appointed adversary, charged from the dawn of eternity with hatred of his soul -- you ask for the right to make his laws?"
-"Pardon; what I have to ask is that he be permitted to make them himself."
It was so ordered.
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btw, this thread sucks as much as life does...
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*BAM*
Your almighty webmaster » Nuclear has dethrowned » Corrupter.
The gang controlled areas have become whats known as a free fire zone... The police will not enter... THERE IS NO LAW!