How Do You Not Want To Die?
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DynV replied on Tue Jul 14, 2009 @ 2:49am |
 Coolness: 108815 | Drowning, especially in a river under a sheet of ice
Having a barrel of scorching oil dropped on me Burned Tortured Beaten In the wilderness where I'm preyed or parasited while alive Stabbed somewhere that will take me a few minuted to die Electrocuted Degenerative disease A disease which terminal stage bring constant unsupportable pain Bearing the death of a child |
| I'm feeling <3 sexi_babe_69 right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Tue Jul 14, 2009 @ 9:44am |
 Coolness: 159130 | As long as it's a quick painless death, I don't mind.
As long as I don't die of hypothermia. I fucking HATE the cold. Yeah, I was born in the best country for that. |
| I'm feeling skate 2 right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» InnFekchun replied on Tue Jul 14, 2009 @ 11:43am |
 Coolness: 84235 | If ever I die from a Human stupidity, I want it to be a HUGE explosion... I love them explosions =)
Worst death to me would probably be... cut in pieces, starting by the parts that just hurt...--->eye ballz, nails, ears, etc... And then, when there will only be my suffering upper body + head left, drowned.. |
| I'm feeling over heated right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Tue Jul 14, 2009 @ 12:18pm |
 Coolness: 131605 | with masa , v2 , dynv and na around. my body deserves better presence. |
| I'm feeling tarfu right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shindy replied on Tue Jul 14, 2009 @ 12:23pm |
 Coolness: 171850 | why so hateful cutterhead?
Better surrounded by people you don't like then alone seriously :) At least, someone will remember you. |
| I'm feeling over the rainbow right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lady_A replied on Tue Jul 14, 2009 @ 12:27pm |
 Coolness: 96660 | Originally Posted By CUTTERHEAD
with masa , v2 , dynv and na around. my body deserves better presence. tu les connais personellement? comme shindy : why the hate?! |
| I'm feeling 2 ans deja right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Tue Jul 14, 2009 @ 12:28pm |
 Coolness: 158780 | Stop acting like a fucking child, p'tit chat. Update » Masa wrote on Tue Jul 14, 2009 @ 12:29pm Le plus drôle, c'est que ouais, je crois sincèrement l'avoir déjà rencontré à une certaine époque, à Repentigny. |
| I'm feeling post-apocalyptic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Tue Jul 14, 2009 @ 12:30pm |
| Coolness: 131605 | yea , arent you the guy who got a sexchange ? |
| I'm feeling tarfu right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shindy replied on Tue Jul 14, 2009 @ 12:34pm |
| Coolness: 171850 | aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! I see it's the shave head thread...
IT'S THE RAVEWAVE STOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRYYY lalalalalalalalala |
| I'm feeling over the rainbow right now.. | |
| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Tue Jul 14, 2009 @ 12:34pm |
| Coolness: 158780 | Genuinely surprised you're older than me, M. Richard. 'Cuz you're one of the most immature 30 year-old I've ever met. |
| I'm feeling post-apocalyptic right now.. | |
| Neutral [0]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Tue Jul 14, 2009 @ 12:40pm |
| Coolness: 131605 | see what i meant ? by
How do you NOT want to die? with masa , v2 , dynv and na around. my body deserves better presence. i had a shit stuck in my ass hair once, well masa sticks even more . yet hes the one trying to stalk me over face book thinking i put accurate info , and i sould be the immature one ... what a loon "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying" I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell. Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance. And then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl. Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?" Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula. Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch, gave the tranny a spin and slid on into The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop. There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb", when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton. Well, my heart just dropped. So, I decided to do what any good Christian would. You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler. I never thought missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud? Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' |
| I'm feeling tarfu right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lady_A replied on Tue Jul 14, 2009 @ 12:48pm |
| Coolness: 96660 | troll |
| I'm feeling 2 ans deja right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Tue Jul 14, 2009 @ 12:53pm |
| Coolness: 158780 | Meh. You pop in that "friends you may know" box and you occasionally comment on mutual friends' statuses, M. Richard. But thanks for making it so easy for me to stalk.
Drop the 'tude, srsly. I'm convinced you're not such an asshole when you're not hiding behind a keyboard. |
| I'm feeling post-apocalyptic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Tue Jul 14, 2009 @ 12:57pm |
| Coolness: 131605 | Originally Posted By LADY_A
troll me too |
| I'm feeling tarfu right now.. | |
| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Tue Jul 14, 2009 @ 2:07pm |
 Coolness: 166555 | alright, my thread, so i'm allowed to sidetrack it for a couple of minutes...
what the fuck neko / cutterhead? we've been good friends for years, and suddenly 'cause i laughed at a joke that another friend made, online, which had nothing to do with you, you get all pissy and act like a giant prick ?! you keep mentioning me in these snide little remarks... seriously, what the fuck? so, this is friendship to you, easily tossed 'cause of one comment on the 'net? i'm really disappointed in you. if you had an issue with some online bullshit you could've just called me. meh... i know we haven't talked much lately, but have you gone insane or completely paranoid or what? (update) fine don't respond... *** *** *** now, back to our regularly scheduled thread :) |
| I'm feeling you up right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Tue Jul 14, 2009 @ 2:32pm |
 Coolness: 185365 | with my foot in my mouth |
| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Tue Jul 14, 2009 @ 2:35pm |
| Coolness: 131605 | i dont want to die with more daddies than i already have, see what i mean.
well sort it one day, anyways, my comments your comments ... im cruising down fun avenue , and get ppl that take the parental autority figure a little too much for my taste and drop comments accordingly . you can generalise i seen generality hit and remingled back in our faced without reason , so really does this really needs clarification |
| I'm feeling tarfu right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Jul 14, 2009 @ 4:48pm |
 Coolness: 115545 | jai pas envie de me noyer, jaime pas leau haha |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp replied on Wed Jul 15, 2009 @ 1:12am |
 Coolness: 208790 | overdose |
| I'm feeling konfuzin right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Party_Girl replied on Thu Jul 16, 2009 @ 7:13pm |
 Coolness: 377485 | i dont want to be burned |
| I'm feeling oh shit right now.. | |
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