Clonk & L4p Presents [ Bleep ] March 27
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Morphine replied on Wed Mar 19, 2003 @ 2:38pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Wed Mar 19, 2003 @ 7:46pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Czarkastik replied on Thu Mar 20, 2003 @ 2:38am |
nice avatar toltech. did someone teach you how to use photoshop or something?
bong. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Thu Mar 20, 2003 @ 2:52am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah replied on Thu Mar 20, 2003 @ 3:09am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Thu Mar 20, 2003 @ 11:10am |
Whatever K MART, you're a bad teacher and you don't make any sense....I dunno wachu talkin'bout....you don't think I can figure shit out on my own?:O I'm smart:( |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Czarkastik replied on Thu Mar 20, 2003 @ 7:21pm |
hi noah!
hi chelsea! hi noah! Alex: It was very kind of you sir to leave this out for me sir. There was no one around when I finished my bath so I started, hope that's all right, sir Writer: Of course. Food all right? Alex: Great, sir. Great. Writer: Try the wine. Alex: Thank you, sir. Cheers, happy day, sir. Won't you join me? Writer: No, my health doesn't allow it. Julian: No thank you. Alex: 1960, Chateau Saint Estef Edock.*** Very good brand, sir. Very good color, sir. Smells mice, too. Very nice little number, sir. Very refreshing, sir sir.** Writer: I'm pleased you appreciate good wine. Have another glass. Alex: Thank you, sir. Writer: My wife used to do everything for me and leave me to my writing. Alex: Your wife, sir. Is she away? Writer: No, she's dead. Alex: I'm sorry to hear about that, sir. Writer: She was very badly raped ya see. We were attacked by a gang of viscous young hoodlums in this very room you're sitting in now. I was left a helpless crippled. Doctors said it was pneumonia, because it happened some months later during a flu epidemic. The doctor told me it was pneumonia, but I knew what it was. Victim of the modern age. Poor, poor girl. And now you, another victim of the modern age, but you can be helped. I phoned some friends while you were having your bath. Alex: Some friends, sir? Writer: Yes, they want to help you. Alex: Help me, sir? Writer: Help you. Alex: Who are they, sir? Writer: Very important people and they're interested in you. Julian, this will be these people now. Alex: I don't think I want to trouble you further, sir. I think I should be leaving. Writer: No, no, no my boy, no trouble at all. Here, let me fill your glass. Guy: Hello, Frank. *?*: Good evening, sir. Chick: Oh, Frank. Guy: So this is the young man? Alex: How do you do, sir? Guy: Hello. Alex: Misses? Pleased to meet you. Chick: Hello. Guy: I hope you forgive us for coming over at this ungodly hour, but we heard from Frank that you were in some trouble so we came by to see if we could be of any help. Alex: Very kind of you, sir. Thank you very much. Guy: I understand you had a rather unfortunate encounter with the police tonight. Alex: Yes sir, I suppose you could call it that, sir. ?: How'd you feel now? Alex: Much better, sir. ?: Feel like talking to us, answer a few questions? Alex: Fine, fine, sir. Guy: Well, as I said, we've heard about you. Were interested in your case we want to help you. Alex: Thank you very much, sir. ?: Well, shall we get down to it? Alex: Fine, fine, sir. Chick: The newspapers mentioned that in addition to your being conditioned against acts of sex and violence you've inadvertently been conditioned against music. Alex: Well, I think that was something that they didn't plan for. You see, misses, I'm very fond of music. Especially Beethoven, Ludwig Van Beethoven. B - E - Chick: That's all right, thank you. Alex: And it just so happened that while they were showing me a particularly bad film, of like a concentration camp. The background music was playing Beethoven. Chick: So now you have the same reaction to music as you do to sex and violence? Alex: No, misses. You see, it's not all music, it's just the 9th. Chick: You mean, Beethoven's Ninth Symphony? Alex: That's right. I can't listen to the 9th anymore at all. When I hear the 9th, I get like this funny feeling and then all I can think about is like **** to snuff it. Chick: I beg your pardon? Alex: Snuff it, sir I mean death missus. I just want to die peacefully like with no pain. Guy: Do you feel that way now? Alex: Oh no, sir, not exactly, I still feel very miserable, very much down in spirits. Chick: Do you still feel suicidal? Alex: Well, put it this way, I feel very low in myself. I can't see much in the future, and I feel that any second something terrible is going to happen to me. (Alex passes out face first in his plate of spaghetti) |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Czarkastik replied on Thu Mar 20, 2003 @ 7:21pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Fri Mar 21, 2003 @ 12:43pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Czarkastik replied on Fri Mar 21, 2003 @ 1:50pm |
Hi Alex!
Life's a Bitch, then You FUCKING DIE! YOU DIE! see y'all mothafuckas in hell. a cold blue hell. prepare for the mothafuckin' livin' afterlife, the perpetual stasis of blue light, your altered psycho-cerebrum will never be the same. BLEEP |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Czarkastik replied on Fri Mar 21, 2003 @ 1:56pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Czarkastik replied on Fri Mar 21, 2003 @ 1:57pm |
and this is me saying
"FUCK YOU TRIPOD, FUCK YOU! and DIE. AND THEN YOU DIE TRIPOD AND I SHIT IN YOUR ROTTING ORIFICES AND YOU DIE |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Czarkastik replied on Sat Mar 22, 2003 @ 9:44pm |
amnesia will be surgically mutated beyond recognition for bleep. expect a new lighting scheme (no gay disco lights, upon pain of my own personal death), birfday celebrations in order for yas, d and the first rustlings of my own anniversary on this planet. and apparently tobias is going to roll around naked in granola. or something. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» linewireink replied on Sun Mar 23, 2003 @ 3:24pm |
yes deep dark and blue...is the theme for the night...
oh yeah tobias is famous for his granola rolling... almost as famous as I am for my mud slinging... ;) |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» clown replied on Tue Mar 25, 2003 @ 12:33am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» tuesmondieu replied on Tue Mar 25, 2003 @ 3:10am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» tuesmondieu replied on Tue Mar 25, 2003 @ 3:12am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Morphine replied on Tue Mar 25, 2003 @ 9:37am |
bleep equals: ULTRAVIOLENCE BY LEVEL4 DROOGS & CLONK BONG ING ING ING ING ING ING ING ING ING |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Czarkastik replied on Tue Mar 25, 2003 @ 6:33pm |
actually, Kilobyte, FYI
Main Entry: 1bleep Pronunciation: 'blEp Function: noun Etymology: imitative Date: 1953 : a short high-pitched sound (as from electronic equipment) That's what Bleep is. Ultra Violence is not condoned around these parts. Unless it involves beating frumpy granola bitches to death with massive plastic penises. okay, i dunno. sorry. all clockwork oranged out and shiiiiit. ONE LOVE UNTIL DEATH |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Czarkastik replied on Tue Mar 25, 2003 @ 7:05pm |
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