Who Wants McDonalds?
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Wed Aug 27, 2008 @ 1:37am |
 Coolness: 150500 | Originally Posted By SHINDY
Originally Posted By daf
cochonne :D that was like a porno to me: Bloodninja: Wanna cyber? MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables? Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****? MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that. Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes. (pause) MommyMelissa: is that it? Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch. Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce? MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? (pause) Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily. Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots. Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT. MommyMelissa: ... Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here. Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch. MommyMelissa: whatever. |
| I'm feeling cool right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Wed Aug 27, 2008 @ 8:49am |
 Coolness: 102805 | Michael Phelps, the 8 times gold medalist (in just Beijing alone) US swimming machine, eats 12 000 calories a day.
Breakfast: 3 fried-egg sandwiches w/ cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise. Brunch: 3 slices of french toast w/ powered sugar, a 5 egg omelet, 3 chocolate chip pancakes, a heaping bowl of grits, and 2 cups of coffee to wash it all down. Lunch: 1 pound of pasta, 2 large ham and cheese sandwiches slathered with mayo and 1,000 calories of energy drinks to choke it down. Dinner: Another pound of pasta and a whole pizza! And of course he needs another 1,000 calories in energy drinks |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» No_Comply replied on Wed Aug 27, 2008 @ 10:15am |
 Coolness: 84975 | with that much muscle it's no surprise, he must burn 1000 alone walking up stairs. |
| I'm feeling gettin more ink soon right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Horus replied on Wed Aug 27, 2008 @ 12:35pm |
 Coolness: 40790 | Originally Posted By NO_COMPLY
with that much muscle it's no surprise, he must burn 1000 alone walking up stairs. I have about 4 times his muscle mass and I eat only like 4,000 calories a day. |
| I'm feeling __bored__ right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PonChalice replied on Wed Aug 27, 2008 @ 1:06pm |
 Coolness: 76295 | Originally Posted By MICO
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber? MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables? Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****? MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that. Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes. (pause) MommyMelissa: is that it? Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch. Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce? MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? (pause) Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily. Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots. Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT. MommyMelissa: ... Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here. Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch. MommyMelissa: whatever. hahaha! |
| I'm feeling power tart right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Wed Aug 27, 2008 @ 2:28pm |
 Coolness: 93535 | Originally Posted By PONCHALICE
Originally Posted By mico
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber? MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables? Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****? MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that. Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes. (pause) MommyMelissa: is that it? Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch. Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce? MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? (pause) Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily. Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots. Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT. MommyMelissa: ... Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here. Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch. MommyMelissa: whatever. hahaha! +1 |
| I'm feeling :'( right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Psyborg replied on Wed Aug 27, 2008 @ 11:50pm |
 Coolness: 105720 | Originally Posted By LYNZYN
So i stay fit by exercising at the gym at least 2 times a week and i eat as healty as i can. I have lost inches and went down a size but i don't see anything on the scale, which i do not understand but i am happy. It's maybe because you developped muscles that you weight about the same, but your body toned up and you're in better shape, which is very good. As for me, I have to avoid diets, that's what my doc said. My family made the mistake to put me on the diet for YEARS while I was growing up, from as early as age 8. With years and years of starving, I developped several health problems (hypoglycaemia, fragile bones, teeth and articulations, atrophied heart, cartillage problems, pressure drops), I have to deal with this for all my life. I now stick to eating well (and enough), exercice, lots of good times and relaxation, not to drop weight, but to be healthy. Finally. It's way more important than looking good, even though I believe someone can look good with some extra pounds. |
| I'm feeling i love him right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kuzutetsu replied on Thu Aug 28, 2008 @ 12:45am |
 Coolness: 133075 | Originally Posted By GAMOS
Originally Posted By ponchalice
Originally Posted By mico
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber? MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables? Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****? MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that. Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes. (pause) MommyMelissa: is that it? Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch. Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce? MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? (pause) Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily. Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots. Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT. MommyMelissa: ... Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here. Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch. MommyMelissa: whatever. hahaha! +1 +1 old shit but still funny as hell! bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now. [ www.encyclopediadramatica.com ] |
| I'm feeling cybernetic monster right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PonChalice replied on Thu Aug 28, 2008 @ 12:51am |
| Coolness: 76295 | ... the great thing about mcdonalds is that you dont have to wash your hands, because it comes off on the bread :D |
| I'm feeling power tart right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Thu Aug 28, 2008 @ 12:54am |
 Coolness: 158810 | Originally Posted By HORUS
Originally Posted By no_comply
with that much muscle it's no surprise, he must burn 1000 alone walking up stairs. I have about 4 times his muscle mass and I eat only like 4,000 calories a day. Can't let this one go. Growth-inducing GHB aside, I'm sure the guy could still take you down easy. Comparing yourself to a 14x Olympic gold medalist really, B.. Horus? |
| I'm feeling criminal right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Thu Aug 28, 2008 @ 9:19am |
 Coolness: 339705 | Originally Posted By HORUS
Originally Posted By no_comply
with that much muscle it's no surprise, he must burn 1000 alone walking up stairs. I have about 4 times his muscle mass and I eat only like 4,000 calories a day. hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah |
| I'm feeling pompous right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Aug 28, 2008 @ 9:22am |
 Coolness: 685630 | man, every time I see this thread, I keep thinking to myself "You know what? I *COULD* really go for some mcdonalds!" |
| I'm feeling fucking horny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Thu Aug 28, 2008 @ 9:23am |
| Coolness: 339705 | I think you could go for a 8 layered beef injection. |
| I'm feeling pompous right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Aug 28, 2008 @ 9:25am |
| Coolness: 685630 | ...you want to inject me with some beef, eh?  |
| I'm feeling fucking horny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Thu Aug 28, 2008 @ 9:27am |
| Coolness: 339705 | Nah, not really. |
| I'm feeling pompous right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Aug 28, 2008 @ 9:40am |
| Coolness: 685630 | *posts neoform gay-pr0n surfing photoshop* |
| I'm feeling fucking horny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Turtle replied on Thu Aug 28, 2008 @ 11:20am |
 Coolness: 68345 | Originally Posted By ARMANI
Originally Posted By lynzyn
So i stay fit by exercising at the gym at least 2 times a week and i eat as healty as i can. I have lost inches and went down a size but i don't see anything on the scale, which i do not understand but i am happy. It's maybe because you developped muscles that you weight about the same, but your body toned up and you're in better shape, which is very good. As for me, I have to avoid diets, that's what my doc said. My family made the mistake to put me on the diet for YEARS while I was growing up, from as early as age 8. With years and years of starving, I developped several health problems (hypoglycaemia, fragile bones, teeth and articulations, atrophied heart, cartillage problems, pressure drops), I have to deal with this for all my life. I now stick to eating well (and enough), exercice, lots of good times and relaxation, not to drop weight, but to be healthy. Finally. It's way more important than looking good, even though I believe someone can look good with some extra pounds. My mom put me on a diet until i was 13 years old and then, she said as i grow i will loose. I did, i went down to about 110lbs which was a bit ugly cause i have big bones and they were showing and it wasn't pretty..I was in high school and let's face it u have to look good in high school, so i joined many athletic programs to stay fit. After high school i gained alot of weight dangerously, then i took control and started a exercise programm and stuck with it..I feel good now..I feel bad when i eat bad food and i have to do some sort of exercise even if it is a 10min walk or crunches, i gain weight so easily... |
| I'm feeling demolishous right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Horus replied on Thu Aug 28, 2008 @ 2:11pm |
| Coolness: 40790 | Originally Posted By MASA
Originally Posted By horus
Originally Posted By no_comply
with that much muscle it's no surprise, he must burn 1000 alone walking up stairs. I have about 4 times his muscle mass and I eat only like 4,000 calories a day. Can't let this one go. Growth-inducing GHB aside, I'm sure the guy could still take you down easy. Comparing yourself to a 14x Olympic gold medalist really, B.. Horus? You have no mind. |
| I'm feeling plur right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Thu Aug 28, 2008 @ 2:17pm |
| Coolness: 158810 | Oh, but I beg to differ :) |
| I'm feeling criminal right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GODISDEAD_ replied on Thu Aug 28, 2008 @ 2:20pm |
 Coolness: 77330 | hehe |
| I'm feeling amanda lepore right now.. | |
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