How Would You Kill Me?
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 Coolness: 339640
| place some 7000watt tweeters 3 inches away from your ears, and play them at 3times their max volume. |
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 Coolness: 685565
| Put someone in a room made entierly of the loudest, most powerfull subs ever made, and then have someone spin a hardcore set and liquify their insides. |
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 Coolness: 148790
| tie you up and place you in a giant worm thingy that'll digest you over 100 years (yes i stole THAT from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back) |
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Coolness: 339640
| but you wouldn't live for 100 years inside a worm..
you'd prolly die after like 2 days..
and tweeters will liquify you, subs will just crush you. |
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Coolness: 148790
| cool..
thats how i wanna die! |
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 Coolness: 202090
| I would put lots and lots of chicken stuffing down your throat, and tie a rope around your neck. Put you on a roller coaster while it is going full speed, and then put a bunch of bombs all around the track.. and BOOM |
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 Coolness: 85660
| I would dip you into liquid Nitrogen, tip you over and then watch you shatter into millions of shards.... waiting for you to melt..... :) |
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Coolness: 685565
| That sounds fun, but it's too quick! Dip individual body parts in it and break them one at a time, not all at once! Stick in an arm up to the elbow, then take off the fingers one at a time... The hand... Everything below the elbow... Then you do a leg maybe... |
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 Coolness: 160520
| beat you with a baseball bat *office space stylez* |
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 Coolness: 221740
| first off, i'd get to being your friend.. then i'd make a move on you.. while we would be making out on the couch, i'd got get freshend up in the bathroom and pick up my nail gun.. then i'd quietly walk behind you and put a nail threw your skull..
that's right, i nailed you good.. |
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Coolness: 148790
| hahaha!! american psycho stylez! |
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Coolness: 133585
| ok this is grose |
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Coolness: 221740
| well, its all about respecting the thread..
but for you meg, i'd kill you by putting poision in your water bottle.. it won't be painful, promis. |
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Coolness: 85660
| I'd give you free drugs> "that's good"
But the drugs would be poisoned> "that's bad" ... SO WATCH OUT!!! |
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Coolness: 685565
| Would the drugs come with a free Frogurt? |
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Coolness: 141340
| i'd take an air pump and blast that shit up your nose, while vacuming your ass...TAKE THAT!!! |
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 Coolness: 54310
| i'd stretch you out nice and straight, insert a bunch of long,thin glass tubes just under your skin (oh,and one straight up your dickhole) cover you in pinapple juice, let you loose...maybe toss you a football or something... |
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Coolness: 15440
| Freeze ya, then smash ya |
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Coolness: 85660
| HEY! I already said that in greater detail on the last page.
So just for that, I'm gonna Use a Power Drill!!!
nice n' slow, through each fingernail, followed by dipping your mangled hands in lemonjuice followed by a large sprinkling of salt. Then a final drill in the right temple to close the deal!!!! |
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Coolness: 148790
| id rape you until you died |
How Would You Kill Me?
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