How Would You Kill Me?
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| I'd feed you till an artery pops |
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| hum... i think i would tie you on a chair and let a drop of whater fall on your head every second till it makes a hole and kill you... |
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| I'd pour those little red ants that bite down your throat so they eat right through you. |
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| Simple
NInjas, for HIRE!!! |
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| When you least expect it... I'm gonna plant a top secret banana peel under your feet while you're on the dance-floor~ Take that!! |
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| I'll kill you with my cynicism |
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| I'll kill you with rotten fish,
and poisoned tartar sauce!!! |
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| I'll introduce you to my friend Kymm |
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| push you off your skateboard |
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| shove teh microphone up your bum |
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| I'd shove soap in yer mouth and watch you drown on the bubbles... |
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| prove if it is possible to keep a person alive with 75% of their skin removed...very slowly(insert evil laugh here).
Lee |
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| That sounds like a fun pet to keep! |
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| Well here is how it's supposed to be done from A to Z...
step 1- kill all of your family by having their throats slit in front of you
step 2- take a bunch of nails and nail you to the nearest wall
step 3- take a sharp object (or a nail if there's any left) and then poke your eyes out
step 4- sit down to relax and smoke a big joint
step 5- paper cut your nipples and then pour salt and vinegar on them
step 6- cut off your fingers one by one
step 7- put those fingers up your ass
step 8- take a gun and blow your knee caps off
step 9- leave you there and let the rats finish the job
step 10- Come back 2-3 weeks later and throw whatever there is left into acid
step 11- sell the acid and making profit off your ass... literally |
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| We should write a movie script together. |
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| Definetly |
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| Can I do sound effectz or "special gore" effects? |
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| I was given tips from Lloyd Kaufmen himself~ |
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| Who needs special effects when we can get cheap whores from the mafia?
It's all about keeping it real |
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How Would You Kill Me?
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