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I Am Captain Obvious
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| I am here to tell you what you already know.
This is a thread. |
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| I'm feeling evident right now.. |
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| lol |
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| I'm feeling relaxed & calm right now.. |
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| Anything else you don't have to tell us ? |
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| I'm feeling broken right now.. |
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| Captain Obvious :D
Nice! |
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| I'm feeling maudit cornet right now.. |
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| I'm currently replying to what you just wrote. |
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| Gosh, that's amazing! |
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| I'm feeling broken right now.. |
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| Good god.
I'm in love all over again. |
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| I'm feeling life in a speaker right now.. |
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| Gonzo is in love. Apparently, all over again. |
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| Originally Posted By CAPTAIN.OBVIOUS GONZO IS IN LOVE. APPARENTLY, ALL OVER AGAIN.
Someone's coolness meter should be multiplied by 500k |
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| I'm feeling like a guitar god right now.. |
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| what are your super powers capitan obvious? |
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| I'm feeling surly right now.. |
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| I have the amazing ability to tell you what is clearly apparent! |
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| I'm feeling evident right now.. |
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| like who's a fuckin' homo?
who takes it in the ass?
who should be punched in the face?
who is fornicating with underage girls?
and who has std's?
the fact that this captain seems to lack some pizzaz makes me think that this is just some wannabe captain looking for cheap fame by rockin' old school handles...
"isn't it obvious?" |
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| I'm feeling warm unicorn jizz right now.. |
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| Originally Posted By MURDOCK_ROCK"ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?"
Obviously |
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| I'm feeling like a guitar god right now.. |
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| I fornicate with underage girls who take it in the ass while I punch myself in the face yelling out "HOMO". It reminds me of my childhood, when I spent my summer days at my pop's place out in the little red cabin in the woods.
I keep my genital herpes in a little ziploc bag and feed it broccoli. Life is nice when Jesus is on your side. |
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| I'm feeling life in a speaker right now.. |
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| gonzo...
you turn me on so much i make it past the 2nd knuckle even!!! |
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| I'm feeling warm unicorn jizz right now.. |
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| THAT'S SEXY. |
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| I'm feeling life in a speaker right now.. |
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| now thats OBVIOUS!!! |
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| I'm feeling warm unicorn jizz right now.. |
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| Fuck you captain obvious!
lol |
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| mtldnbs captain obvious from back in the day was waaaaaay better |
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| I'm feeling gettin baked right now.. |
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| mtldnbs captain obvious from back in the day was also a lot better.
hows that for stating the obvious? |
I Am Captain Obvious
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