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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rave_dolphin replied on Thu May 31, 2007 @ 10:23am |
 Coolness: 86940 | Le titre dis tout ...
What's the difference between a dead baby and a cadillac ? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage ! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Amp_Up replied on Thu May 31, 2007 @ 10:24am |
 Coolness: 83385 | Pkoi ça serait nice d'avoir du gazon Emo ??
Pcq'il se coupe tout seul !! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rave_dolphin replied on Thu May 31, 2007 @ 10:27am |
| Coolness: 86940 | In a triplex lives 3 group of people.
On the first floor lives a bunch of Rastafarians. 2nd floor is inhabited by hippies. 3rd floor is inhabited by a group of nazis. On a Wednesday afternoon, the place burns down and only one group survives ... which one and how come ? The Nazis, they were working ! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Thu May 31, 2007 @ 12:33pm |
 Coolness: 178695 | 
A neutron goes in a bar. He orders a couple of beers, drinks it. He then asks the barman how much this will costs. Barman replies: For you, no charge! (drumroll) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Amp_Up replied on Thu May 31, 2007 @ 1:08pm |
| Coolness: 83385 | Après le scandale des commandites, un dude fait du pouce pour aller voter.
Une voiture arrête, la fenêtre descend et on lui demande: Où tu vas ? Il répond: Je vais voter! - Pour qui tu vote ? - Pour le Bloc Québécois !! La voiture repart en trombe... quelques minutes plus tard, une autre voiture arrête... même scénario, après avoir dit qu'il votait pour le Bloc, la voiture est partie. Lorsqu'une 3e voiture s'arrête, le dude se dit qu'il ne se fera plus prendre... - Pour qui tu vote ?? - Pour le parti Libéral. - Embarque! Une fois dans la voiture, le dude se dit: Wow ça fait même pas une minute que je suis Libéral pi j'ai déjà fourré quelqu'un !! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rave_dolphin replied on Thu May 31, 2007 @ 2:00pm |
| Coolness: 86940 | Connaissez-vous l'histoire de Flip-Flop la giraffe ?
C'était une fois un hélicoptère qui volait trop bas, pis Flip-Flop la giraffe ! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» the_pink_popo replied on Thu May 31, 2007 @ 2:23pm |
 Coolness: 100585 | combien de bébé mort ta besoin pour peinturer ta chambre?
juste 1 ...tu le pitche dans fan! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Thu May 31, 2007 @ 2:30pm |
| Coolness: 178695 | ^^^^ j'aime! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rave_dolphin replied on Thu May 31, 2007 @ 2:44pm |
| Coolness: 86940 | Combiens on a besoin de Emo pour changer un ampoule ?
Aucun, ils préfèrent pleurer dans le noir! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu May 31, 2007 @ 5:08pm |
 Coolness: 685640 | Why are pirates called pirates?
Coz they ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Thu May 31, 2007 @ 5:26pm |
 Coolness: 266005 | LOL
laaaaame |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH replied on Thu May 31, 2007 @ 5:26pm |
 Coolness: 226325 | Originally Posted By DrGonzo LOL laaaaame |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu May 31, 2007 @ 5:26pm |
| Coolness: 685640 | You know you love it! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Thu May 31, 2007 @ 5:27pm |
| Coolness: 266005 | hahahhahaha
'i know you'll love it because i doooo!!! ' |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu May 31, 2007 @ 5:46pm |
| Coolness: 685640 | hahahaha yeah you know it! :D *glomps* |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Thu May 31, 2007 @ 8:06pm |
 Coolness: 150510 | Three men walk into a bar. They're all alcoholics, and they beat their wives. Update » Mico wrote on Thu May 31, 2007 @ 8:08pm Okay, i'm sorry that that one wasn't very funny.
Let me try again: Two men are walking down the street... I forget the punch-line, but your mother's a whore. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Thu May 31, 2007 @ 8:15pm |
| Coolness: 266005 | love! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Thu May 31, 2007 @ 8:24pm |
| Coolness: 150510 | What did the bartender say when a priest, a boyscout, and a blonde walked in?
Is this a joke? Update » Mico wrote on Thu May 31, 2007 @ 8:25pm What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One holds groceries, the other molests children. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Thu May 31, 2007 @ 8:44pm |
| Coolness: 266005 | x_x lol~!!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Thu May 31, 2007 @ 9:09pm |
 Coolness: 122360 | what's the difference acne and michael jackson?
at least acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face |
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