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Life Is Like..
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» michaeldino replied on Fri May 27, 2005 @ 9:00pm |
 Coolness: 69055 | Originally posted by DJNEOFORM...
Life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta clean it out. You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop, a mop, it's not good enough. You gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. But if that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta stand right up. You gotta run to a window and say, "These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!" GOLD!!!!!!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blah123 replied on Fri May 27, 2005 @ 9:26pm |
 Coolness: 46950 | Originally posted by KATIESWIKKEDCOOL...
Originally posted by astro*nut...
Originally posted by KATIESWIKKEDCOOL...
Life is like a cock, the harder it gets the more you wanna fuck it. hahaha its: LIfe is like a dick, if it gets hard, fuck it. SOOOWAAAAYYYY!!!! tssssk. OMG, you better be niggah. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Fri May 27, 2005 @ 11:42pm |
 Coolness: 150540 | Ohhh shit. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Sat May 28, 2005 @ 1:47am |
 Coolness: 154755 | mop mop mop, all day long, mopmopmop while i sing dis song... gonna wash that floor, gonna make it shine, gonna remove that spray paint with turpentinnnnnne! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Sat May 28, 2005 @ 1:53pm |
 Coolness: 159200 | Life is like a mop. Rather, some people's floors are crusty.
But hey, sometimes you get high or otherwise have fun and you can forget about cleaning that shitty floor altogether 'cause, well, you temporarely don't care. And damn that feels fucking good from time to time, I'll tell ya. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Sat May 28, 2005 @ 5:19pm |
 Coolness: 194105 | My adaptation of Claude Pepper's bicycle analogy:
Life is like a bike. It gets you places and you feel good riding it as long as you peddle hard... if you peddle slow, you get less scenery change and become bored, and if you stop peddling you invariably fall off and will be lucky if its just a bruise and not a broken limb or a busted head. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Flashy_Simon replied on Sat May 28, 2005 @ 6:13pm |
| Coolness: 45330 | Life is like a shemale midget.
Because. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flatlinedive replied on Sun May 29, 2005 @ 12:20am |
| Coolness: 63985 | Originally posted by ZE`EV ...
My adaptation of Claude Pepper's bicycle analogy: Life is like a bike. It gets you places and you feel good riding it as long as you peddle hard... if you peddle slow, you get less scenery change and become bored, and if you stop peddling you invariably fall off and will be lucky if its just a bruise and not a broken limb or a busted head. mine keeps gettin run over by Mack trucks doesn't matter how hard i peddle |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Sun May 29, 2005 @ 12:27am |
| Coolness: 150540 | I like stealing peoples bikes. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flatlinedive replied on Sun May 29, 2005 @ 12:42am |
| Coolness: 63985 | dude
you can have my bike it's a piece-a-crrrrrapola |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Sun May 29, 2005 @ 1:08am |
| Coolness: 150540 | I appreciate the offer, just "leave it outside", I'll take care of the rest.
Mouhuahahaha. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Sun May 29, 2005 @ 12:57pm |
 Coolness: 509640 | Life is nothing like we dream and 'we want more than this world has to offer'. |
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