Life Is Like..
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| Life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta clean it out. You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop, a mop, it's not good enough. You gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. But if that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta stand right up. You gotta run to a window and say, "These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!" |
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| life is like a box of chocolates ,only good when your high,and filled with a bunch of shit you dont want. |
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| OK now, open wide! You get to drink from the FIRE HOSE!!! |
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| Life is like a cock, the harder it gets the more you wanna fuck it.
hahaha |
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| Life is like a pussy, the juicier it gets the more you wanna taste it. |
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| ^^^^lol |
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| Originally posted by KATIESWIKKEDCOOL...
Life is like a cock, the harder it gets the more you wanna fuck it.
hahaha
its: LIfe is like a dick, if it gets hard, fuck it. |
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| I like more the pussy version! |
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|  I'm the only person that got that. |
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| Originally posted by ASTRO*NUT...
Originally posted by katieswikkedcool...
Life is like a cock, the harder it gets the more you wanna fuck it.
hahaha
its: LIfe is like a dick, if it gets hard, fuck it. |
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| that totally is Stanley Spadovski in UHF
wont get me on this one Ian |
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| :lol ok, so now *3* of us get that ;) |
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| Life as it is fashioned today is like a tampon. Your friends and loved ones encourage you to use it. Some tell you that something bad will result if you do. The first time you stick it in it tends to hurt. You might even cry. It's only good for a few hours, then you gotto insert another one. It feels like a dick, but it's not. |
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| ^^^AGREED |
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| Originally posted by G-CRUNK...
that totally is Stanley Spadovski in UHF
wont get me on this one Ian
:lol |
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| life is like ......a piece of dogshit on the ground ,...
sometimes u better step aside
sometimes u step on it and it aint fun
sometimes others step on it and its damn funny |
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| life is like, WHAT THE FUCK! STOP POSTING ON RAVEWAVE, CUZ YOU DONT HAVE ONE!!!
hahah. |
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| life is like a papercut to the eye,lots of pain and not much gain in return |
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| yea, my eye is ALWAYS sniffing paper *smacks eye* |
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| ok...life is like my gold plated crouton,deprived of any logical purpose or meaning. |
Life Is Like..
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