Things Not To Say To Your Girlfriend
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| since when do you ask? |
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| I'm feeling three dimensional right now.. |
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| since i saw your face on the milk carton |
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| I'm feeling camel sex right now.. |
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| Originally Posted By NEMORAVE
You: Hey you into kinky stuff?
GF: Like What?
You: Well lets just say it involves 3 midgets, a goat, and five gallons of chocolate pudding.
omg i laughed so much hahaha |
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| I'm feeling at peace right now.. |
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| Hmmm... Where' s Liz??? Any funny stuff you can recall for our enjoyment??? |
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| I'm feeling overworked right now.. |
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| Yeah you are the king of insults to the gf. Where do I begin.... |
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| I'm feeling happy right now.. |
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| Yes, I know, it's more of a "what not to DO" than "what not to SAY", and I've already posted it in the WTF thread.. But come on, this is totally on the list.
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| I'm feeling bleh right now.. |
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| yeah that works! |
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| I'm feeling mehh right now.. |
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| Oh honey.. your ass doesn't look as fat as it did yesterday. |
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| I'm feeling asdfjjkl right now.. |
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| hehehe
You're my silver medal! (family guy) |
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| I'm feeling mehh right now.. |
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| I'm feeling w00t w00t w00t w00t right now.. |
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| why not just smack the shit out of her for disrespecting yu ,instead of wasting your time being so elaborate,,a couple slaps woulda done the same thing. |
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| I'm feeling monster mental right now.. |
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Coolness: 89125
| lol |
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| I'm feeling w00t w00t w00t w00t right now.. |
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Coolness: 509650
| physical violence is illegal!
sleeping with her mom.. now that's revenge! |
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| I'm feeling mid week right now.. |
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Coolness: 70770
| hhahaha |
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| I'm feeling shikaka right now.. |
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Coolness: 509650
| WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seriously, never do this. |
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| I'm feeling mid week right now.. |
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 Coolness: 73175
| babe... are you sure those are real? |
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| I'm feeling bummed right now.. |
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Coolness: 509650
| hehe
"No i don't care if the baby is mine! You're still giving me the cash you made on the street last night!" |
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| I'm feeling mid week right now.. |
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Coolness: 122400
| phone call:
girl: hello, i'm pregnant!
guy: congratulations! *click* |
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| I'm feeling camel sex right now.. |
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| Originally Posted By WIZDUMB CAN I LOBOTOMIZE YOU?
the answer is.......................................................
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
*^_^* |
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| I'm feeling strongly balanced right now.. |
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| /me Lobotomizes him |
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| I'm feeling sprrrrrrrrrring right now.. |
Things Not To Say To Your Girlfriend
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