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 | On Mon 5 Mar, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Money costs too much." |
| On Thu 1 Mar, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I'm like a prostitute, except without all the sex." |
| On Wed 28 Feb, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I used to be special, now I'm on special." |
| On Tue 27 Feb, 2007 » AlienZeD said "People call me cocky, but they are just jealous." |
| On Tue 27 Feb, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Chuck Norris isn't perfect; That would be a demotion." |
| On Mon 26 Feb, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Women are like donuts... they just are, ok?" |
| On Fri 16 Feb, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I promise to kill until the day I am born!" |
| On Thu 15 Feb, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Words are conventions abused by society's manipulators." |
| On Tue 13 Feb, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I promise to live on until the day I die." |
| On Thu 8 Feb, 2007 » AlienZeD said "The best way to lose weigh is to start eating your own flesh!" |
| On Tue 6 Feb, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Time makes liars of us all." |
| On Mon 5 Feb, 2007 » AlienZeD said "*insert witty and thoughtfull remark here*" |
| On Fri 2 Feb, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Is that a glass of water in your pants or did you just piss yourself?" |
| On Fri 2 Feb, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Oh! Your shoes are the same color as my Porsche." |
| On Thu 1 Feb, 2007 » AlienZeD said "My ego is so huge that there's no room for my penis inside my body, it just keeps getting pushed further and further out." |
| On Wed 31 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Do what I say, not what I do." |
| On Wed 31 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "He who praises everybody, praises nobody." |
| On Tue 30 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Johny Be Bad!" |
| On Tue 30 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone." |
| On Mon 29 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "When Chuck Norris went trick-or-treating, he went as Chuck Norris." |
| On Sat 27 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "God created women so that asses could be grabbed." |
| On Fri 26 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "What came first? The chicken or the egg? Well, eggs can't cum so..." |
| On Thu 25 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "If it's not broken, don't break it!" |
| On Wed 24 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Mountains are God's way of saying, "Wanna get high? Well you have to earn it!"" |
| On Mon 22 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I am zex magine!" |
| On Sat 20 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Kung Fu makes for great sex." |
| On Thu 18 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Like you know! Whatever!" |
| On Thu 18 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Bruises are God's way of saying "Well now you know!"" |
| On Tue 16 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "When you've accomplished all you ever wanted in life. Why keep living?" |
| On Sun 14 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "So in the end, who did let the dogs out?" |
| On Fri 12 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "My dick is so huge, you have to use bittorrent to get it in time." |
| On Thu 11 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Don't keep all your eggs in the same fallopian tubes." |
| On Thu 11 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "I'm not stupid, just intelligently challenged." |
| On Wed 10 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Everything is free if you steal it." |
| On Mon 8 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "What the hell is a botanical?" |
| On Sun 7 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Free stuff is the best stuff." |
| On Sat 6 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "Toronto is like China, except with more Japanese, Koreans and Indians." |
| On Tue 2 Jan, 2007 » AlienZeD said "2007 eh?" |
| On Sun 31 Dec, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Touch Down!" |
| On Sun 31 Dec, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Generalizations are all false." |
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