an ex of mine got into the whole being peed on thing after we broke up... or maybe it was before we broke up. I can't remember... and it's sort of confusing... but... I was out of town and she got involved with someone else and married him before I came back... weird.

I'm ok with it, though... I helped her commit adultery before they got divorced! Anyhow... never got to pee on her. She told me that she'd lie in the bathtub and get her husband to pee on her clit.

well... It's also the only cock in my pants... but... as long as there isn't another cock in my pants - mine will always be the biggest.

Sometimes I've even had the biggest cock in an empty room.

I have the biggest cock in my pants!

There are a lot of things that ravewavers couldn't care less about... and a lot of those things are pretty fuckin' cool.

no... I'm more of a yoga trick.

hey baby... let's hang out and be chaste together.

I really only have one criteria, as long as I can put up with their shit, then all I'm looking for is someone who can put up with my shit.

Pretty simple, really.

I really hope that Leclair, Primeau and that lot make those cherry-picking bitches swallow their smug fucking teeth.

check out the entire Shock Out back catalog... Kid 606, Tech Level 2, Team Shadetek, Time Blind, dj /rupture and others working with the likes of Wayne Lonesome.

my boy Billy's "bounty killer killer" is pretty hot, too... original on Irritant, remixes on Tigerbeat6.

I don't understand... are you dissing on hard tech and hardcore... or... do you really get when a bouncer is, as you say, a 'fuckin prick'?

I've never had issues with the bouncer... but he seems friendly enough.

fighting pig learns judo tricks!

If y'all aren't picky about who owns the left nipple, then mine is big enough for a couple of people to rail off...

My right nipple is nearly nonexistent.

I drank many a beer last night... and celebrating something to do with being a year older... or something... beer clouds the mind.

Apparently I might be playing next week... which will be your last chance to catch me before School (unless you're in Kentucky - in which case you can check me out in Louisville on May 8th).

damn, kid... you've almost got me beat, but the seven I picked up today puts me at about 40 in the last 10 days...

hmmm... I'll probably look more like Malcolm Young.

I'll take a few of those records off your hands... the Speedy Qs and Nasenbluten for sure - maybe a couple of others... how much are you asking?

I tried sending a private msg - but kept getting errors... so I don't know if it went through at all - or several times... anyhow msg me on here...

I can't help but slip dark secrets from the past into just about every set.

Short Techno Survey

1. What's the first image that comes to mind when you think of Techno?

Part of the initial attraction to techno is that there was no image attached to it. In the beginning that's all there was. Music. No faces. No voices - languages - accents.

2. What colours do you associate most with this music?

I don't confuse colors with sounds.

3. Who do you think is Techno's main crowd?

At the moment it seems to be people that haven't been around long enough to have a sense of history.

4. Is Techno associated with an era, a country, a culture? If yes, which?

Different sounds conjure up thoughts of different places: Detroit, Berlin, Paris... there are all places that have left their mark, but ideally it's open for everyone to contribute.

5. Does it contain a message or communicate in any way?

It's hard to say - I used to think it made people more receptive to new things... but upon further reflection it seems that it's more likely that the first people to pick up on it were already looking for new things - and that most people finding it now are just following a lead.

6. Is it limited to a certain age group. etnic group or gender?

If it is then what's the point? I may be an asshole, but I'm not an elitist.

DJ Spooky is from New York and his name is Paul. Have you been drinking too much shlivovitz, Neil?

Spooky is a UK duo... same guys that did Little Bullet and that bizarre cover of Throbbing Gristle's Persuasion (with Billy Ray Martin on vocals). Anyhow - Clank is the title track from the first of five singles released on the Generic label. They're all pretty incredible records.

Yeah... I just picked up the re-issue of that old "Jack Master" classic. I'm lovin' it. For some reason I've been on an old school kick lately, probably doesn't help that I keep finding the stuff around for dirt cheap - people seem to be throwing away classic records at the moment. That KLF record was scored on Friday evening - for $8 - limited edition, still had the poster inside it. Amazing.

Well... here's to hoping Deadbeat isn't insulted that I mixed his track in with it. He knows where I live.

I'm almost amazed that nobody has dissed on me for slipping in Moby... and yeah... The Snow is awesome. I managed to pick up a copy of the promo-only Threshold House release (far better pressing than the WaxTrax version - although it only has half as many tracks) at a record store in Chicago.

no hardcore and no AC/DC

[ fishead.gabber.org ]

btw - the track was Shot Down In Flames

Rather than start a new frakkkin' thread I figured I'd just post my new frakkkin' mix in here...

[ fishead.gabber.org ]

intro - Sounds Of The San Francisco Adult Bookstores
Kinesthesia - Flicklife (Cylob Mix)
The KLF - Kylie Said To Jason (Pure Trance)
Plastikman - Marbles
Coil - The Snow (Answers Come In Dreams)
Moby - Next Is The E (Synthe Mix)
Deadbeat - Tau
Jack Master - Bang The Box
Joey Beltram - Energy Flash
Orbital - Chime
Detroit Grand Pu-Bahs - Sandwiches
Spooky - Clank

motherfuck... I'm gonna miss this one too... I'm gonna listen to my old xtrak records and cry now.

I don't remember Bon Scott's AC/DC doing a cut called Thunderstruck...

maybe I should really represent school and dress up like Angus Young... I mean... we all know I'm on the highway to hell.

good to see msrs Stinger, Grkzgl and Maskinn (although he wasted me in foosball... I will have have my revenge someday)... good music, cheap beer, lovely ladies...

a lot of y'all are missing out.

I'm kinda pissed that I have to miss this (playing in NYC that night)... oh well...

The turnout seems to pick up each week - let's hope the trend continues. It's a good sign that the scene for hardtek/hardcore is getting back on its feet.

I've got a box of weird packed up for this... including some classic tracks by SP23, VDD Energise, Epsilon, EPC, La Peste, Somatic Responses and those wonderful Michelson sisters.

Tieum? Even Tieum's old stuff wasn't anything to write home about... there are a couple of playable cuts on one of the early Gobble releases - but that's about it...

As for Hangars Liquides - word is that a cd/dvd pack should finally be hitting the streets (it's been in the works for nearly two years at this point)... It'll be more of an ambient/soundscape thing, though.

btw - grkzgl ... If you haven't heard the Duran Duran Duran / Magus split on A.I.M... seek it out.

Reggie Dunlap, huh?

Une crisse de mongols!

big up the Slap Shot reference...

and here I thought the infighting in the hardcore scene was pointless.

Figured I'd post a quick note to say that I've got a mix airing on Brave New Waves tonight. 20 records from 20 different years mixed in 20 minutes - in chronological order.

[ www.bravenewwaves.ca ]

they've got a link to a detailed tracklist on the site (it includes artist/label/cat # info - as well as runtime and mixpoints... to make things easier for the trainspotters)..

rock on.

'twas... I'm fuckin' tired today...

or rather...

sacrement chui fatigué, mon colisse!

on a somewhat related note - I'm doing an order with Drop Bass Network... get in touch if you're interested in getting anything from the back catalog. See what's still available - [ www.dropbass.net ] - and get in touch. The more people splitting shipping charges - the cheaper it is.

is it the fancy pants red vinyl or the black one? I've only got the black vinyl one... but I've got Raver Chicks Dig Noize on blue (and black - 'cause I'm a geek like that).

actually... I'd be interested in that Trope release... it's one of Heckmann's stranger projects - and I've generally liked his stuff.

Too bad this thread didn't pop up earlier... a friend of mine in Wisconsin started clearing out a lot of his record collection in back in December. He finished up a couple of weeks ago... it was in preparation for movie to asia. He's leaving tomorrow morning.

btw - Kriss... I've seen old hardcore records kicking around in shops from time to time... I've passed on most of them 'cause it's generally bouncier stuff.

let me impart some wisdom here, boys...

one guy has the biggest cock in the world... odds are heavy it's someone that none of us will ever meet. It's almost statistically impossible that it's one of us.

In fact, only one guy has the biggest dick in a crowded room... again, the odds aren't in your favour.

You've always got the biggest dick in your pants, though. Be content with that.

I know we can't all get along... but why don't we all go play some music or some such shit like that.